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bartonn
Warming the Bed
im sure horny dawnie was wearng that last week said mrs dare
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Casanova
Cordelia then realised that the party goin on in there was just as weird as the butchers shop... she turned & left dispondent with her...
aus2
Warming the Bed
Suddenly Dawnie awoke from her dream and found she was
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on a planet far far away
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and, nipples to the solar winds, she span into a random orbit...
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of a the planet named celestial body where a Beautiful astronomical Union will take place
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...........On the 30th of February and will be witnessed by all the bodies on celestial, who incidentally all have an extra digit.
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with which to indicate to illegal aliens that they should piss off
:2fingers:
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....five aliens dropped their shoulders and turned away, feeling sad that no one loved them and no one cared. There they were set to wandering the Cosmos alone and friendless for eternity which as everyone knows is a long time indeed.
bartonn
Warming the Bed
dawnie turned over and looked at the 2 celestial moons and graoned " they remind me of 2 fried eggs " i wonder what ian is doing on planet earth? i bet he is ,,,
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in a mini bus stuck in the snow ,not realising that the driver was none other than sid the cannibal who was becoming rather peckish, ian was thinking about dawnie. when suddenly the door opened,
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and in walks Sid the cannibals girl friend who took one good long look at Ian. She sized him up from top to botton to see how many meals they could get from his body but then she saw something Ian had that was very intersting and
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began to quiver. He was wearing his SH sherifs badge, She knew ....
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that that must hurt, what with being pinned to his fulsome scrotum...
sorry, Ian!
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so she invited ian into the warm cab of her snow plough, and drove off leaving sid slightly miffed and hungry in the snow.
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when a lady in a camper van pulled up beside sid the cannibal and said you look cold and hungry would you like some vegy broth to warm u up
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yes please said sid as he entered the camper van and reached in to his pocket for
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His tool!!
"Bend over" he shouted! "OOO ofcourse" said the lady.
At that he whipped out his tool and....
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sid the cannibal thust his large tool in her small wet pussy and when he was thusting he slapped her arse thinking to himself "she will be good for"
anais
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a spot of Pony play, I have a special butt plug that will slip in.....
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Casanova
that juicy ass!!!
The lady squeeled with intence pleasure as he grabbed her hair.. "take my meat" said Sid... so she sucked until...
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sid's tool exploded .and she swallowed the lasts drops
and said it's my turn now and put sids head to her juicy pussy .sid started to
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make his excuses. He really wanted a piece of "pineapple-flavoured, cum eating gayer"!
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But he just couldn't take his eyes off that juicy ass.
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sid the canibal was hungry
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Casanova
He walked towards her ass to take a big bite, :twisted: but...
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Sex God
slipped on his way and slipped a finger in :shock:
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to a nearby mousetrap. "Aargh" he yelled, as blood started to spurt over
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And she thought oo you have cum that was quick. But it was the blood from Sids finger as it landed on her bum and back
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sid asked for a plaster ,and a cuddle .he may have been a cannibal but he was a big softy at heart.