I was staying a few days at my old grandmother's ,she lived alone in a little semi, her neighbours were away on hols., and she was glad of some company. I'd met a woman in a bar, a divorcee, and asked her out; she would drive I'ld do the rest. I took her racing then to a night club. This was followed by lots of smoochy feely in her car as we prepared to say goodnight. Our 1st date had gone well but I wanted a shag! I want to too she said but! Agreeing cheerfully to end a pleasant night I directed her to granny's house, she wasn't sure which it was. "Granny's leaving the door unlocked for me", I lied, tucking the spare key safely away. When we got to the semi I left the car and approached the darkened house. I tried the door, sure enough it was locked. I knocked, not too loudly, no response, I returned to the car. "look", I said, "the poor old dear's a bit deaf, I'm probably gonna have to knock quite loudly to get her downstairs, maybe you should go before the neighbours come out to see what the commotion is." My date looked briefly at the house in darkness, and the one next door which still had a light on and said "look, you'ld better come back to my place, you can sleep on the sofa." Yeah right, the rest is history.
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Quote by skinny
I was staying a few days at my old grandmother's ,she lived alone in a little semi, her neighbours were away on hols., and she was glad of some company. I'd met a woman in a bar, a divorcee, and asked her out; she would drive I'ld do the rest. I took her racing then to a night club. This was followed by lots of smoochy feely in her car as we prepared to say goodnight. Our 1st date had gone well but I wanted a shag! I want to too she said but! Agreeing cheerfully to end a pleasant night I directed her to granny's house, she wasn't sure which it was. "Granny's leaving the door unlocked for me", I lied, tucking the spare key safely away. When we got to the semi I left the car and approached the darkened house. I tried the door, sure enough it was locked. I knocked, not too loudly, no response, I returned to the car. "look", I said, "the poor old dear's a bit deaf, I'm probably gonna have to knock quite loudly to get her downstairs, maybe you should go before the neighbours come out to see what the commotion is." My date looked briefly at the house in darkness, and the one next door which still had a light on and said "look, you'ld better come back to my place, you can sleep on the sofa." Yeah right, the rest is history.
Well done. You've just demonstrated to the site, that you're a man who will lie and deceive to get a shag. Either that or you're a complete dreamer and you'll be looking to post future 'exploits' in the stories section.
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I was staying a few days at my old grandmother's ,
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Yeah right, the rest is history.
Well done. You've just demonstrated to the site, that you're a man who will lie and deceive to get a shag. Either that or you're a complete dreamer and you'll be looking to post future 'exploits' in the stories section.
:thumbup:
Who needs SHrep when we have confessions like this?
<<Crosses another name off the to-do list.>>
Sex God
Whoooooooa crime of the century here :eeek: Terrible, awful in fact, lock that man up.
Really come on, lady still dropped her knickers willingly and looks like she nearly missed out. Maybe she was quite happy about it I am Sure loads of people here have told a worse lie than above.
Really come on, lady still dropped her knickers willingly and looks like she nearly missed out. Maybe she was quite happy about it
I am Sure loads of people here have told a worse lie than above. The most dreadful lie along these lines that I've ever heard was by a fellow musician I used to play in a band with. He was desperate to get a woman into bed and in order to get her sympathy, told her that his wife and children had been killed in a car crash a couple of years before. We were all appalled to hear this deception.
Sex God
Quote by Garfield1
bloody hell how olds ya granny, your 61 ???
or im guessing this would have been several years ago?
she could quite easily be in her 80's
His mum maybe, but not his granny
Quote by skinny
I was staying a few days at my old grandmother's ,she lived alone in a little semi, her neighbours were away on hols., and she was glad of some company. I'd met a woman in a bar, a divorcee, and asked her out; she would drive I'ld do the rest. I took her racing then to a night club. This was followed by lots of smoochy feely in her car as we prepared to say goodnight. Our 1st date had gone well but I wanted a shag! I want to too she said but! Agreeing cheerfully to end a pleasant night I directed her to granny's house, she wasn't sure which it was. "Granny's leaving the door unlocked for me", I lied, tucking the spare key safely away. When we got to the semi I left the car and approached the darkened house. I tried the door, sure enough it was locked. I knocked, not too loudly, no response, I returned to the car. "look", I said, "the poor old dear's a bit deaf, I'm probably gonna have to knock quite loudly to get her downstairs, maybe you should go before the neighbours come out to see what the commotion is." My date looked briefly at the house in darkness, and the one next door which still had a light on and said "look, you'ld better come back to my place, you can sleep on the sofa." Yeah right, the rest is history.
Well, she did visit "granny's" for dinner the following day, and I did marry her eventually.
it was some 20+ yrs ago. Sex God
It's not the doing it that is so 'bad', it's feeling that it is a good idea to boast about it.
But that is my feeling only, everyone has different definitions of acceptable behaviour even within the limits of general acceptance. I hope, that while it might well affect my choice to play with a person, it wouldn't affect how I would treat them in a social situation.
But that is my feeling only, everyone has different definitions of acceptable behaviour even within the limits of general acceptance. I hope, that while it might well affect my choice to play with a person, it wouldn't affect how I would treat them in a social situation.
Quote by foxylady2209
It's not the doing it that is so 'bad', it's feeling that it is a good idea to boast about it.
But that is my feeling only, everyone has different definitions of acceptable behaviour even within the limits of general acceptance. I hope, that while it might well affect my choice to play with a person, it wouldn't affect how I would treat them in a social situation.
Seriously, if she didn't wanna get laid she wouldn't have, and if she felt uncomfortable she would have found a way out of offering her sofa. Sounds like she just needed a bit of a white lie to push her in a direction she wanted to go ... She willingly gave up her sofa and later on she willingly gave up her pussy ... big deal
Sex God
I have thought about this and I can't remember ever having sex on a first date. Yes casual sex has happened but that has never been on a "date" as it were.
