So... work books me to attend a seminar. Great, I thought, anything to stay away from the office for a couple of hours.
The seminar turns out to be a rather boring affair and the most interesting thing going on was looking at the rather good-looking women present.
So it happens that my eyes catch this lovely blonde looking at me from across the room. I smile and she smiles back. Mmmm I think I must chat to her during the break.
So the break comes along and everyone scrambles out for a coffee etc. There I am looking frantically for said blonde - where the hell did she go? And then I see her, right in the middle of a bunch of suits all desperately ogling at her.
I hang around and she seems very busy talking to the suits, she turns and looks at me, I smile, and she smiles back, again. Damn! Missed my chance. We have to go back to the seminar.
So I'm sitting down trying to pay attention to the speakers the suddenly I start feeling a little bit hot, a bit uncomfortable. Suddenly my stomach starts to make noises... gurgle, grumble, gurgle! And I feel really weird, hot, sweaty... WTF! I think...
The feeling goes on and on and the bloody speakers go on and on for what seem to be an eternity. In the middle of this I'm aware the blonde snatching a quick glance now and them and me trying to look cool despite all the commotion in my belly.
At last the bloody seminar comes to an end... I rush top get a drink of water at the refreshments table. I'm gulping away when a smooth voice says seminars make one thirsty don’t they? I turn round and the gorgeous blonde is smiling at me. I offer a glass of water to her and pour her one. So she says how did you like it? I'm trying to remain cool and composed and sort of manage to get a few words out but then I need to run to the bog, no I must... it's now or... so I say or I must make a quick phone call to the office please I'll be back in a couple of ticks... she looks surprised/disappointed OK she says.
I run to the loo, crashing doors, people etc. find a cubicle and then aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
When finished, etc. I wash face (all shiny yuck!) make sure I look presentable and run back to the seminar room and... fuck! It's all empty where's is everyone I wonder. I look in other rooms no—one is there! Fuck, fuck, fuck fuckety fuck! She's gone! I'm kicking myself and swearing and think what the fuck did I eat last night!!!
So, moral of the story is... (please fill in)
Thing is; I know her name and where she works. We were all wearing name tags with out company names on it. So I ask you... do I stalk her? Shall I casually turn up near her office and pretend to bump into her? And what shall I say oh hi do you remember me? I was the idiot who had to rush to the bog etc. etc.?
Nahh too much hassle a good lesson to learn for future seminars - starve yourself the night before or stick to beans on toast! Or go to the bog BEFORE you attend the bloody seminar!
Ahh well!
