has anyone ever done anything they know is wrong,but worth the punishment!!!!!!! a few years back,i had been drinking most of the afternoon with a few friends and generally having a good time,later that night in a night club we had been enjoying the company of three young ladies, and one of them had a bikini type top with the tie up around her back, which was the only thing holding those puppies abay,so as you have probably guessed,i pulled the rip cord and out they young lady was not impressed and i got a swift slap across the face,from all of them,but it was worth the pain. also the beer from the rest of my mates helped to dull the pain( of course the small bet on the side). not that i advicate this while sober it always seems a good idea at the time!!!!!!!!!! cheers
If we all stopped to consider the consequences of our actions, nothing would ever get done - and we certainly wouldn't have as much fun as we do. As a young soldier (veryyoung) soldier, an absolute babe of a girl invited me away for a fortnight. Leave application in Leave application refused :cry: Dilemma : :confused: Solution - Let little head control large head. Took the two weeks off - had an absolute blast. Result - 252'd in front of the O.C. O.C. to Sgt Major "How long was Tpr dambusterabsent?" Sgt Major "14 days, sir" O.C. "Did you have a good time, dambuster? " Tpr fluckin Numbnutz "Oh, Good God yes, sir" Re-living the high points in my head. O.C. "14 days of debauchery? I hope she was worth it. Lock him him away Sgt Major - 14 days" Were the consequences worth the actions?? Too flucking right they were :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 14 days inside for 14 days of out of this world fun and frolics - you bet. Mind you - that was a long time ago, and I could do the 14 days (inside) stood on my head. Wouldn't want to do it again
A friend of mine back in South Africa was always getting his face slapped. He obviously thought his little party trick was worth it though as he did it time and time again. He'd stand up close to a girl standing at the bar and grind up against her and say, sex don't bother me. :shakeshead:
Quote by sparky530 as in my case the the punishment was well worth the pleasure cheers
You actually took pleasure in causing this woman to be embaressed infront of a crowded nightclub??? If this had been your wife or daughter would you still be laughing? you said previously that you were enjoying her company..why would you do this to her? I like to be treated with respect..thats why I always treat others with respect.
Dambuster...you're dilema as you put it, between the girl, sorry "absolute babe of a girl" and your other troop buddies is a disgrace. You deserted the colours, deserted your duty and deserted your fellow soldiers. Men who, no doubt in times of combat, you would have been expecting to cover your arse but you saw fit to desert for a bit of skirt.!! There will be people on these forums who have family and friends on active service now performing their duty to the best of their ability with courage and honour, and they certainly dont need your tales of dishonour and dereliction of duty at a time when there is the danger of more young British Soldiers coming home in coffins.
xrusman, I agree with you about your first comment but not your rather pompous second. Sparky was definitely way out of order - I doubt whether he would have been overjoyed if someone had suddenly pulled his trousers and underpants down in the middle of a crowd of people.
Quote by MikeNorth xrusman, I agree with you about your first comment but not your rather pompous second. Sparky was definitely way out of order - I doubt whether he would have been overjoyed if someone had suddenly pulled his trousers and underpants down in the middle of a crowd of people.
I assumed the post directed at Dammie was an attempt at irony....after all, I don't think anyone would assume he buggered off during a skirmish at Beirut........would they? My grandad was full of army tales like that, it's part of the parcel of army life! Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars I assumed the post directed at Dammie was an attempt at irony....after all, I don't think anyone would assume he buggered off during a skirmish at Beirut........would they? My grandad was full of army tales like that, it's part of the parcel of army life! Venusxxx
Thanks Venus, you could be right. I've never been in the services, the only soldiers I was ever familiar with were the ones from corn flakes packets. :lol:
Quote by xrusman Dambuster...you're dilema as you put it, between the girl, sorry "absolute babe of a girl" and your other troop buddies is a disgrace. You deserted the colours, deserted your duty and deserted your fellow soldiers. Men who, no doubt in times of combat, you would have been expecting to cover your arse but you saw fit to desert for a bit of skirt.!! There will be people on these forums who have family and friends on active service now performing their duty to the best of their ability with courage and honour, and they certainly dont need your tales of dishonour and dereliction of duty at a time when there is the danger of more young British Soldiers coming home in coffins.
Lighten up there mate!.....i don't think Dambuster would have done this if he was due to fly off in combat and deserted his comrades!....and he took his punishment like a man!
Quote by sparky530 has anyone ever done anything they know is wrong,but worth the punishment!!!!!!! a few years back,i had been drinking most of the afternoon with a few friends and generally having a good time,later that night in a night club we had been enjoying the company of three young ladies, and one of them had a bikini type top with the tie up around her back, which was the only thing holding those puppies abay,so as you have probably guessed,i pulled the rip cord and out they young lady was not impressed and i got a swift slap across the face,from all of them,but it was worth the pain. also the beer from the rest of my mates helped to dull the pain( of course the small bet on the side). not that i advicate this while sober it always seems a good idea at the time!!!!!!!!!! cheers
I used to work in a kitchen and was carrying up loads of fresh fruit. As I had my hands full, one of the male chefs decided it was an ideal opportunity to have a good feel at my tits, much to the amusement of the other men. He thought I wouldn't be able to do anything. I dropped all the fruit and kicked him in the bollocks. No-one else tried it Oh, and HE had to tidy up the kitchen because I went and made a sexual harassment complaint about him. He also got a written warning. So the consequences for him weren't worth it
Quote by xrusman Dambuster...you're dilemma as you put it, between the girl, sorry "absolute babe of a girl" and your other troop buddies is a disgrace. You deserted the colours, . . . . . .
I don't have time for this. I'm already late somewhere. BUT In the absence of any emoticon/smiley things, I can only take your post as it stands. xrusman, you know nothing of me; save what you read here. For that reason, and that reason alone, I am not going to launch into a tirade of retaliation or rebuttal. My service career stands on it's own merits, and is well documented. Now - I must away - much, much better things are waiting for me down the road :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by xrusman Dambuster...you're dilema as you put it, between the girl, sorry "absolute babe of a girl" and your other troop buddies is a disgrace. You deserted the colours, deserted your duty and deserted your fellow soldiers. Men who, no doubt in times of combat, you would have been expecting to cover your arse but you saw fit to desert for a bit of skirt.!! There will be people on these forums who have family and friends on active service now performing their duty to the best of their ability with courage and honour, and they certainly dont need your tales of dishonour and dereliction of duty at a time when there is the danger of more young British Soldiers coming home in coffins.
where was your punchline xrusman?? There was a punchline, surely? Nah, there has to be! Hmmm.... you wasn't actually serious were you? OMG.. I had better stand to attention the next time I read one of your replies... wouldn't want to go to the guardhouse..
Quote by xrusman Dambuster...you're dilema as you put it, between the girl, sorry "absolute babe of a girl" and your other troop buddies is a disgrace. You deserted the colours, deserted your duty and deserted your fellow soldiers. Men who, no doubt in times of combat, you would have been expecting to cover your arse but you saw fit to desert for a bit of skirt.!! There will be people on these forums who have family and friends on active service now performing their duty to the best of their ability with courage and honour, and they certainly dont need your tales of dishonour and dereliction of duty at a time when there is the danger of more young British Soldiers coming home in coffins.
Debs Grabs Xrusman. kicks him in the balls!!!!!.............. and thinks wo!!!! shouldent of done that............but it was well worth it! :twisted:
I didnt finish the tihng I hit submit instead of preview, and i though fk it going to bed...now it seems inappropriate to finish it because there has been a response. It was supposed to have a litle pic of Mr Bush.
Quote by Debbiewebs Dambuster...you're dilema as you put it, between the girl, sorry "absolute babe of a girl" and your other troop buddies is a disgrace. You deserted the colours, deserted your duty and deserted your fellow soldiers. Men who, no doubt in times of combat, you would have been expecting to cover your arse but you saw fit to desert for a bit of skirt.!! There will be people on these forums who have family and friends on active service now performing their duty to the best of their ability with courage and honour, and they certainly dont need your tales of dishonour and dereliction of duty at a time when there is the danger of more young British Soldiers coming home in coffins.
Debs Grabs Xrusman. kicks him in the balls!!!!!.............. and thinks wo!!!! shouldent of done that............but it was well worth it! :twisted: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sorry, shouldnt laugh!
Quote by xrusman I didnt finish the tihng I hit submit instead of preview, and i though fk it going to bed...now it seems inappropriate to finish it because there has been a response. It was supposed to have a litle pic of Mr Bush.
The brolly goes up and the fan is turned off, Stell Helmet put on. !!!!! mmmmmm " I wonder" Fred
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1 I didnt finish the tihng I hit submit instead of preview, and i though fk it going to bed...now it seems inappropriate to finish it because there has been a response. It was supposed to have a litle pic of Mr Bush.
The brolly goes up and the fan is turned off, Stell Helmet put on. !!!!! mmmmmm " I wonder" Fred Cynic! Venusxxx
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