Erm... well... I know I've been a bit quiet over the last few days, but I am still here!!
I too have been quite but thats not surprising given the fact that I have been showering and shaving against the clock for this past week. I have all but scrubbed the tattoo's from my body but have managed to shower at warp speed with my new found aids.
Alas the clacker shaving has been less of a success although I will be back onto it as soon as I can figure out how to get Thumper back out of the milk bottle. Yes I know with hindsight it was foolish, but then many things are. The idea of shielding bully from the blade was sound and did actually work. There he was sitting snugly in the bottle which then allowed me to whizz round the outer perimeter with the razor without fear off injury. Yes I should have remembered how we filled milk bottles up with hot water at school and then after emptying them, quickly applied them to peoples necks and watched as a vacuum sucked their skin in and gave them a lovely love bite but I didn't. Rest assured that once the damn thing is off I will be posting again.
I am a little disappointed that mrs davej keeps playing an old Thin Lizzie number and has changed the words to 'Pixie in the jar' it smacks of a lack of concern for my plight. Other comments as I climb into bed such as "can I have 4 yoghurts and a dozen eggs with that milkie" are also hurtful.
Sergeant Bilko reporting for duty, SAH!!!!
Tis quiet today though :cry:
whos got the keys to the GFZ im blooming parched
I suppose a practical demonstration is in order
Step one: Effect Entry
Like most things in life, getting out of them is usually a lot more painful than getting in to them!
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has barely begun i think..... hehehe: ;-)
been a bit quiet but not slipped into a coma just yet! 
