Quote by Vvvweplayboy
And honestly, these moaning women, how hard can taking a 9" cock in your ass seriously be?
I await the inevitable abuse! lol lol
Come here and I'll show you mate! If you blink, you're out :wink:
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Quote by Vvvweplayboy
Yeah ok Tune, perhaps I am fighting a losing battle on that front, but being a bit of an ass fetishist (women only BIoke!) I owe it to myself to at least try??!
And honestly, these moaning women, how hard can taking a 9" cock in your ass seriously be?
I await the inevitable abuse! lol lol
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: If you move 331 miles north I'll show you just how hard it can be! :wink: :twisted:
Then I'll let you return the favour! :thumbup:
*looks out strapon*
Sex God
However I'm not into BBWs or over 45s. 9".......
Well it seems I am ruled out ! :evil2:
Happy to leave this one to the younger crowd!!
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
However I'm not into BBWs or over 45s. 9".......
Well it seems I am ruled out ! :evil2:
Happy to leave this one to the younger crowd!!
Ditto!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
However I'm not into BBWs or over 45s. 9".......
Well it seems I am ruled out ! :evil2:
Happy to leave this one to the younger crowd!!
Ditto!
Younger - check. Thinner - alas no.
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
However I'm not into BBWs or over 45s. 9".......
Well it seems I am ruled out ! :evil2:
Happy to leave this one to the younger crowd!!
Ditto!
Shame to think we have to miss out on such an offer, because of size and age, but there you go, life goes on!
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
However I'm not into BBWs or over 45s. 9".......
Well it seems I am ruled out ! :evil2:
Happy to leave this one to the younger crowd!!
Ditto!
Shame to think we have to miss out on such an offer, because of size and age, but there you go, life goes on!
Indeedy
I'm sure we won't lose any sleep - well, unless it's with fellow oldies anyway
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
If you move 331 miles north I'll show you just how hard it can be!
Then I'll let you return the favour! :thumbup:
*looks out strapon*
Thats me out then, I don't want to move to Edinburgh, you don't even have a decent tram system!
Have you seen the hills in Edinburgh? The thought of trams there is terrifying. LOL You could end up hurtling into the bay, shopping all over the place!!!!!
Sex God
I thought one of the reasons for trams was to allow you to shop all over the place.
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Forum Virgin
Quote by Vvvweplayboy
Hi all,
Relatively new to the site having only joined as a full member recently, and am looking to improve my profile.
Very keen to hear all and any opinions, and would welcome constructive feeback.
Thanks all, appreciate it.
W
Vvvniceprofile :P
hi,
ok i didnt like this bit ...
this naughty housewife was bored by her husbands tiny cock and wanted me to fill her up...
might be what they said,but i find that quite derogatory to read and as a couple playing wouldnt be inviting you in if your all about cock size and belitiling the guy i was with.
the legal disclaimer.. i dont like it, in fact im sure admi were removing it from profiles if spotted.
its breads mistrust.
discretion, the news feeds and quickies are not descrete.
hope it helps
xx fem xx
ok i didnt like this bit ...
this naughty housewife was bored by her husbands tiny cock and wanted me to fill her up...
might be what they said,but i find that quite derogatory to read and as a couple playing wouldnt be inviting you in if your all about cock size and belitiling the guy i was with.
the legal disclaimer.. i dont like it, in fact im sure admi were removing it from profiles if spotted.
its breads mistrust.
discretion, the news feeds and quickies are not descrete.
hope it helps
xx fem xx
Warming the Bed
Yeah admin removed the disclaimer and on reflection it probably is quite unnecessary, but then again, if it were to dissuade "Swingers Uncovered" on Sky1 (or some similarly named show!) featuring your profile on their prime-time slot, then I think many people would be in favour of it. But all a mountain out of a molehill anyway really.
Re: the "her husband's tiny cock" quote, she really did say that, and for some couples the cuckold scenario is a real turn-on, so I don't completely agree on that. But maybe it does send out the wrong messages, so I'll probably delete it. Good constructive criticism that.
And in unrelated news, has anyone else woken up feeling insanely horny? I feel like I'm fit to burst...
Must be that premature summer weather we're having...
Re: the "her husband's tiny cock" quote, she really did say that, and for some couples the cuckold scenario is a real turn-on, so I don't completely agree on that. But maybe it does send out the wrong messages, so I'll probably delete it. Good constructive criticism that.
And in unrelated news, has anyone else woken up feeling insanely horny? I feel like I'm fit to burst...
Must be that premature summer weather we're having...
Quote by Vvvweplayboy
And in unrelated news, has anyone else woken up feeling insanely horny? I feel like I'm fit to burst...
Must be that premature summer weather we're having...
Yes quick - get to Newcastle now, chop chop, you can be here for lunch. I'll call a girlfriend so you'll feel right at home.
By the way, I have to take my hat off to you 'young man' :rascal: Another member tried to do what you have achieved in this thread, about 6 weeks ago and ended up getting banned as a result of him insulting half the site in the process. He thought we he smart, and he wasn't THAT smart, he thought he was sexy and he REALLY wasn't - he just came across as an arrogant cock!
Can we shag now? :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Thanks BIoke, I try my best!
And no we can't shag now, unless you somehow furnish me with a roomfull of suitably attractive women wearing not much! Then I'll consider it! (at best!)
And no we can't shag now, unless you somehow furnish me with a roomfull of suitably attractive women wearing not much! Then I'll consider it! (at best!)
Sex God
Quote by Vvvweplayboy
Thanks BIoke, I try my best!
And no we can't shag now, unless you somehow furnish me with a roomfull of suitably attractive women wearing not much! Then I'll consider it! (at best!)
time to drag up then BIoke :giggle:
Warming the Bed
Yeah, then we'll see what you're really made of BIoke!
And also, back to the original point of the thread for just a moment - do the panel believe that if I added a video of, say, me blowing an enormous load everywhere that might prove enticing to cpls/single fems?
And on a purely technical level for my thread profile I can't seem to upload my stomach shot, and it has decided to upload my slightly macho (and ridiculous!!??) arms shot instead!
Answers on a carrier pigeon please.
W
And also, back to the original point of the thread for just a moment - do the panel believe that if I added a video of, say, me blowing an enormous load everywhere that might prove enticing to cpls/single fems?
And on a purely technical level for my thread profile I can't seem to upload my stomach shot, and it has decided to upload my slightly macho (and ridiculous!!??) arms shot instead!
Answers on a carrier pigeon please.
W
Quote by Vvvweplayboy
Yeah, then we'll see what you're really made of BIoke!
And also, back to the original point of the thread for just a moment - do the panel believe that if I added a video of, say, me blowing an enormous load everywhere that might prove enticing to cpls/single fems?
And on a purely technical level for my thread profile I can't seem to upload my stomach shot, and it has decided to upload my slightly macho (and ridiculous!!??) arms shot instead!
Answers on a carrier pigeon please.
W
OK, it's bordering on narcism right now.. I think one might be 'over-egging the pudding' a bit, my cute little cup fungus, nice as it is like
And yes, I have lots of very sexy straight single female pals (it's a gay thing) and you are welcome to see what I'm made of if you're hot - the face maketh the man, after all!
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
And yes, I have lots of very sexy straight single female pals (it's a gay thing) and you are welcome to see what I'm made of if you're hot - the face maketh the man, after all!
You have some bendy ones too! :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
And yes, I have lots of very sexy straight single female pals (it's a gay thing) and you are welcome to see what I'm made of if you're hot - the face maketh the man, after all!
You have some bendy ones too! :rascal:
Ooo, I do
And Whips... I ain't trying that hard. If I was he'd be scared by now
x
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
OK, it's bordering on narcism right now.. I think one might be 'over-egging the pudding' a bit, my cute little cup fungus, nice as it is like
Gosh, are you trying to say that he's fishing for compliments, Bloke? :shock:
Warming the Bed
I know! You should be ashamed of yourself BIoke, with such an outrageous accusation! Shame on you.
Now, where's my rod?
Now, where's my rod?
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
OK, it's bordering on narcism right now.. I think one might be 'over-egging the pudding' a bit, my cute little cup fungus, nice as it is like
Gosh, are you trying to say that he's fishing for compliments, Bloke? :shock:
Either that or is this a look at me type thread?
Sex God
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