Sat down on the table and started to eat my teacakes. They were bloody lovely. Just got down to my last bite and I became aware of a horrible burning smell. I ran to the oven and noticed a stream of black smoke pouring out of it. "Oh feck" I forgot to turn the oven off and realised I had put the teatowel in the fecking oven.
I am in the shit when she gets in tonight. That was one of her best teatowels. I have opened every window and sprayed a whole bottle of air freshener in the kitchen. I searched the whole house and brought every one of the electric plug in air fresheners into the kitchen as well. There are now 5 different fragrences fighting to see which one comes out on top. Hopefully, the smell of burning will be gone by 5pm. The burnt teatowel is now in the neighbours bin
Dave_Notts
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ops: wasnt at home, had been working at the hotel picked the pan up to dish onto the plates and the pan dropped of the handle, Im stood there handle still in my hand and the guests dinner all over the floor :oops: If it had been any old guest i may have got away with it, with a bit knocked of the bill etc only the guests were planning to have their wedding and reception there :doh: and changed their minds 
