Couldent think of a good topic

12 Apr 2006

Couldent think of a good topic and I knew if I posted the real thread title you wouldent read :twisted:
Sooo is farting funny confused

: DEBATE
In my humble opinion at the ripe age of 31 farting is hilarious and a joyus part of my every day life. I like farting in the supermarket then walking off leaving everyone else to smell it. I like farting loundly whilst walking through a crowded area so as everyone wonders who it was. My fave at work is a variation on the lift fart, I wait on the first floor by the lift until the door begins to close. This means some one has called the lift and will be waiting :twisted: I then quickly jump in the lift fart ang get out again thus sending a smelly lift on to the unsuspectiing victim. We also use radios in work which I sometimes fart down. This is hilarious when another radio user is sat in the cafe with others on a fag break as most cary the radio on a belt so it just sounds like they farted.
Do you have a fave fart :?:
Do you have least fave fart? My least fave fart is one that no one else is around to appreciate.
rotflmao

Please dont kill me I am youg at fart I mean heart rolleyes

Mr Tweeky

12 Apr 2006

:moon:

12 Apr 2006

so you'd find farting next to the air intake of someones breathing aperatus quite amusing wink

12 Apr 2006

Meaty! You hold him down and I'll ring the men in white coats :silly: loon

12 Apr 2006

Don't sqeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 Apr 2006

you could sit on him and i'll ring the men in white coats (with stethoscopes and defibrillators)

12 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
Don't sqeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwww, that's part of the fun ! :giggle:

12 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you could sit on him and i'll ring the men in white coats (with stethoscopes and defibrillators)

If you insist on sitting on me please dont fart, you know its only funny when your not the victim lol

Mr Tweeky

13 Apr 2006

Man & Wife in Bed.....He farts and says 1-0.
She farts and says 1-1.
He fatrs and says 2-1.
She farts and says 2-2.
He's trying to squeeze out a fart but plops one out instead..!
She says...whats that..?
He says...Half time swap over...!!
CC.... cool

13 Apr 2006

youll like these then...............

13 Apr 2006

Quote by DeeCee
youll like these then...............

we are not amused....... :P
CC...... cool

13 Apr 2006

the threads are getting anal

14 Apr 2006

Quote by SXBOY
the threads are getting anal

But after a nice cruise down the anal canal the farts are getting out.
Mr Tweeky

14 Apr 2006

Trapped wind is painful and difficult to deal with. I can only assume its caused by shy farts.