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roger743
Sex God
Quote by funin and mike
the trouble with him also he would go days and days without washing xx
well i told him about his personnal hygeine and how much he smelt down below xx
he did change for abut 3 days then back to his old habits xx

My ex-girlfriend used to tell me it turned her on to wash my penis. I always did my best to clean if beforehand so I'm not sure if she was telling the truth or my personal hygene regime was defective too... :shock:
I don't think I've ever had a "crap shag", although I reckon I've been one once or twice! Besides, having to ask women "is it in yet?" can't be a good sign... dunno
sexyann57
Orgasminator
She was probably telling the truth roger, thats one of my turn ons too....loads of soap !!!! and a man with cool - or cold hands
biggrin :D wink
little__gem
Sex God
Quote by sexyann57
She was probably telling the truth roger, thats one of my turn ons too....loads of soap !!!! and a man with cool - or cold hands
biggrin :D wink

Oh! *swoon* A man with cold hands and putting them in certain places and doing certain things......... mmmmmmm...... drives me wild! Rrrrr :twisted:
sexyann57
Orgasminator
Quote by little gem
She was probably telling the truth roger, thats one of my turn ons too....loads of soap !!!! and a man with cool - or cold hands
biggrin :D wink

Oh! *swoon* A man with cold hands and putting them in certain places and doing certain things......... mmmmmmm...... drives me wild! Rrrrr :twisted:
OH DEAR!! now i,m gonna have a cold shower to stop thesr naughty thoughts
:twisted: lol cool
MQ
Sex God
mmmm cold fingers biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by funin and mike
he was humping me for all he had but it never actually went inside xx
i didn't have the heart to tell him xx

I wish you had told me funin babes...............I would have tried harder then.................lol
Seriously though..............My worst shag ever had to be my fault.............I was with a girl and it was my first "intimate encounter"..................I lasted all of 3 pushes.
Having said that................I nearly blew the top of her head off............lol
Unknown User
Some actor (can't remember who) once said

"All a woman has to do to be good in bed is turn up."
Can't have been very adventorous :!:
Bosombuddy
Forum Virgin
I am such a good shag one night near the end my wife actually woke up and had a massive anti climax lol
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
Quote by funin and mike
also i really fancied this guy at work xx
we flirted so much i thought i gotta fuck him xx
eventually we met up xx
he had made himself out to b a real stud xx
well i almost pmsl when he undressed xx
my dreams were shattered xx

I should think his were as well, poor fella... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
JonJon
Orgasminator
Not exactly a crap shag, but I can't be the only bloke to have had a foreskin - gappy teeth interface, can I ?
"why can I taste blood confused ? "
'why am I in fucking agony :shock: ?'
I think she was a little offended at being shoved out the way in my rush to check the damage...
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
I woke up one morning with the ex hubby sucking on my left tit, his idea or romance you see. rolleyes
so I timed him.
Eight minutes :shock:
Ah, but maybe it's just me dunno

Well now, the thing is, hot with the passion of the moment full satisfaction can be achieved in seconds in the stationery cupboard, and sometimes an hour or two can really wind up to something special. I'm speaking only from a distant memory here, but I think I liked both.
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by JonJon
Not exactly a crap shag, but I can't be the only bloke to have had a foreskin - gappy teeth interface, can I ?
"why can I taste blood confused ? "
'why am I in fucking agony :shock: ?'
I think she was a little offended at being shoved out the way in my rush to check the damage...

Tut tut, JonJon, you should know that the proper word is , we know this because Reese told us last week! (Sorry I couldn't find your post with a quick search to reference it Reese)
Chris
JonJon
Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaid
Tut tut, JonJon, you should know that the proper word is diastema

I'm not sure that makes it any less painful ;)