Sex God
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whats the worst shag ya ever had
Quote by manofmuchfun
she just left !
Quote by MQ
My ex husband was a fumbling prat, it's no wonder I went off sex! It was exactly the same day in and day out and he would cry if I said no! He was a bit whiffy at times too and had a knob cheese problem,
Quote by xxdevil69
I know size doesn't really matter, but when its 3inch while errect!!!! :shock:
Quote by Libra-Love
I woke up one morning with the ex hubby sucking on my left tit, his idea or romance you see.
Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
I woke up one morning with the ex hubby sucking on my left tit, his idea or romance you see.
Quote by Vicky_uk
Met this guy got down to the business thats when it all went downhill
felt like a contestant on the Golden Shot when he tried oral 'up a bit' 'down a bit' across a bit' right now lick :shock:
when id had enough of the tongue fumbling he put his condom on I thought ooooh at last some pleasure
He slid inside me said "oooooooooh your tight" n cum
needless to say not seen him since
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
This strikes at the primal heart of ones being:
The deep rooted fear of being a crap shag
..all one can do is do ones best - and hope!
:smoke:
Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
Cum fetishists perhaps?
Quote by Libra-Love
I woke up one morning with the ex hubby sucking on my left tit, his idea or romance you see.
so I timed him.
Eight minutes :shock:
Ah, but maybe it's just me
Quote by Libra-Love
I woke up one morning with the ex hubby sucking on my left tit, his idea or romance you see.
so I timed him.
Eight minutes :shock:
Ah, but maybe it's just me
Quote by foxy30s_cpl
I woke up one morning with the ex hubby sucking on my left tit, his idea or romance you see.
so I timed him.
Eight minutes :shock:
Ah, but maybe it's just me