Cringe!!! Sorry Dad!!

25 Apr 2012

So, here I was yakking really loudly in my bedroom on the phone to my friend about this amazing guy I had a meet with recently.
Suddenly, I hear this clear male voice say:" N..(my name)?"...Fright of my life as I am home alone, and then my heart drops when I realise it is my dad on ! We had chatted earlier, I was rushing around, I didn't hang up, and bless'em he hadn't either...
"Dad?? did you hear everything??.."
Yeah, basically my dad, just heard me (very enthusiastically) say:" OH Sophie, his dick was MADE for me!!"
cringe :doh:

25 Apr 2012

I did something daft like that a year or so ago..
We were at a house party and talking about the usual stuff as you do.. The 1 conversation was about some one being shagged against a tree and plenty of other juicy stuff along the same lines.
Then Shi got a phone call off my Mother to tell me to end the call banghead

I had my mobile in my pocket and some how managed to dial her number and she had been listening for the best part of 20 minutes :fuckinghell:

25 Apr 2012

I just love the fact that in both cases neither parents just hung up and waited to bring it up at the next family gathering :giggle:

25 Apr 2012

When the embarrasment wears off it will be funny ;)
I have never been busted by my dad but I have had some :uhoh: moments from him
The worst was fixing his email to find he was sending dirty pics to his then girlfriend
Full length 'in the mirror' shots with his primed weapon in hand

25 Apr 2012

At a work do and my Manager's wife said " Hi Paddy" ( Paddy being my OP name)when she was drunk, everyone said "His name's not Paddy"
Then the confusion set in - I just swiftly drifted off into another conversation and blamed it on the Vino!

25 Apr 2012

I sent a message to a guy we was meeting, all it said was,
"hurry as Shaz is real horny"
Then got a phone call from my dad telling me I shouldn't need any help at my age redface

Tony :smile:

25 Apr 2012

Oh it's been a miserable day... and reading these made me chuckle!
Cheers all: keep 'em coming!

25 Apr 2012

We were on our way to meet a couple and Trash was asking what I would do if X wanted a snog, amongst other questions. He'd been chatting to his mum on his phone just before this conversation; when we next saw her she was asking what we were talking about. It dawned on me more quickly than Trash and I said it had been a hypothetical, kind of 'indecent proposal' kind of conversation. redface

25 Apr 2012

Here's another one- the curse of the iPhone photo album.
Dinner with group of friends..
"chat chat..oh yes let me show you photos of my friend's newborn twins they're sooo sweet..look look"
Everyone crowded over phone screen, flick flick awww flick cute flick flick flick HAiRY COCK flick...
Me:" haha cough cough no... I'm not..no I don't collect..haha no I just saw this...an accident..no not mine...a friend..hers..no she's not a guy..Internet funny thing....siiiiigh"
:sticky:

25 Apr 2012

And Paddy, the manager's wife ai..nudge nudge wink :lickface:

Quote by paddy
At a work do and my Manager's wife said " Hi Paddy" ( Paddy being my OP name)when she was drunk, everyone said "His name's not Paddy"
Then the confusion set in - I just swiftly drifted off into another conversation and blamed it on the Vino!

25 Apr 2012

Quote by noladreams
Oh it's been a miserable day... and reading these made me chuckle!
Cheers all: keep 'em coming!

I cant believe the naughty Nola hasnt got a story of her own to share sad

Some people are just too good at being discreet and dont make these kind of mistakes - or their clangers are too bad to be posted on the forums!! :rascal:

Quote by M1ssVery
And Paddy, the manager's wife ai..nudge nudge wink :lickface:

How do you think Paddy got his job in the first place??
He isn't even qualified to fly jumbo jets!! :uhoh:

25 Apr 2012

Quote by Big_Fraser
I cant believe the naughty Nola hasnt got a story of her own to share

D'ya know, I've been wracking my brain... so far nothing similar.
Maybe I'm just good at forgetting stuff!
wink

26 Apr 2012

Lee sent me a text once asking if I would like to perform certain sexual favours.
Unfortunately, he sent it to my work phone number instead of my mobile. My boss wasn't overly impressed when she checked the answerphone the following morning to find a computerised voice asking for a blow job!
In fact, she was THAT unimpressed that she was going to report it. I had to tell her that I recognised the number redface

26 Apr 2012

Not long after leaving school I brought a girlfriend home from the pub, after some kissing and such like, with me sat on the settee and the young lady knelt on the floor, she unzipped me and gave me a wonderful BJ. It was then the tiredness and alcohol kicked in and we both fell asleep in the same position.
I was woken some time later to here some one, either my Dad or Mum, creeping back up the stair case.
Looking down, there was the young lady asleep with her head on my lap, my now soft willy hanging out of my zip redface

The incident was never ever mentioned by anyone

26 Apr 2012

Quote by Funlovers2009
Lee sent me a text once asking if I would like to perform certain sexual favours.
Unfortunately, he sent it to my work phone number instead of my mobile. My boss wasn't overly impressed when she checked the answerphone the following morning to find a computerised voice asking for a blow job!
In fact, she was THAT unimpressed that she was going to report it. I had to tell her that I recognised the number

:laughabove:
That must have been a real Stephen Hawking moment! rotflmao

26 Apr 2012

I have a swing facebook and a nilla facebook and often have them open in different browsers. I almost posted something meant for swingbook on nillabook when i noticed something didn't look quite right :eeek:
The other day, while sending a 'hello' intro message to someone i found on a swingsite i accidently typed the name of a woman i'd just chatted to for work.......realising just as i hit send. very quickly deleted the message but i know she was online.....and i've not had a reply to the replacement message with the correct name :doh:
Several years ago i lived with one of my mates. I worked odd hours and did call outs for work at the time and was quietly creeping up the stairs half asleep after being at work for the best part of 24 hours when my mates girlfriend walked out of the bathroom butt naked and half asleep. She screamed, me half asleep then looked up at her stood there naked at which point she bolted back into the bedroom.
My mate was most amused, i had some interesting dreams and to date it has never been mentioned since although it did happen a second time several months later as i got up for an early morning post drinking session pee- just as she emerged in the same state once more :lol2:

27 Apr 2012

I sent a naughty email to my neighbour instead of my fella , both had same first name. confused

:? :?

28 Apr 2012

Very funny stories and great thread Miss V biggrin

So I was out for a drink after work yesterday with the managers and talking a bit of shop!!
We get into the convo and I thought I'd show one of them the pics I had taken from my site visit, various parts of buildings etc....
I was very careful to put him on the right pics in my gallery and slide through them myself as he's pretty crap at smart phones.
Another colleague came in and asked what I wanted to drink, so I handed him the phone for a sec....
When he gave it back he'd somehow managed to go back to the main gallery showing thumbnails of my saucy pics I had taken this week and forgotten to vault :P
Thankfully he knows I'm a bit wild and was discreet about it, but lesson learned as that could have been a family member :S ......vault your naughty pics immediately guys!!!! lol
Pam xx