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Cringeworthy chat up lines / emails from other SH members

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Sex God
Nice eyes...Do you do anal? rolleyes lol
noladreams
Sex God
"I take viagra and I'd love to fuck you"
rolleyes
Unknown User
"Are you going to be daddy's little girl?"
It still haunts me 8 years on :scared:
Unknown User
Not on SH but at a well known dogging site: "I went to school with your daughter"
foxylady2209
Sex God
Quote by MartnJewl
Not on SH but at a well known dogging site: "I went to school with your daughter"

Yikes. As bad as - "I went to school with your Mum". biggrin
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
"Are you going to be daddy's little girl?"
It still haunts me 8 years on :scared:

FFS I apologised for that and paid your counselling fees. Are you ever going to let it drop lol bolt
Dave_Notts
MikeNorth
Sex God
I once got a wink from Polo Lady :scared:...does that count?
Big_Fraser
Orgasminator
Quote by MikeNorth
Polo Lady

Dare I ask???
Unknown User
Quote by Big_Fraser
Polo Lady

Dare I ask???
Love her or hate her, her threads were exquisite.
Do a search Fraser smile
tweeky
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
Polo Lady

Dare I ask???
Love her or hate her, her threads were exquisite.
Do a search Fraser smile
Sure you can still see posts but hasent the acct been erased?
Unknown User
Quote by tweeky
Sure you can still see posts but hasent the acct been erased?

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/66056.html wink
tweeky
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
Sure you can still see posts but hasent the acct been erased?

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/66056.html wink
Classic thread biggrin
tobleton
Warming the Bed
I got a message off a bloke once - it said "DO U LIKE 2 SUK COCK"
I replied to inform the gentleman that I had indeed tried to suck cock on many occasions but had to stop after I put my back out on one particularly energetic attempt.
he didnt get it