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fry
Warming the Bed
condoms on cucumbers???....frightened of having a gherkin? just a thought
fry
lyns
Sex God
:shock: :shock: ummmmm!!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by lyns
:shock: :shock: ummmmm!!

Quite! :shock:
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by fry
condoms on cucumbers???....frightened of having a gherkin? just a thought
fry

Have you been drinking dunno
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by fry
condoms on cucumbers???....frightened of having a gherkin? just a thought
fry

Is the last word an order?
Fried cucumber? No thanks! lol
fry
Warming the Bed
thought process......gulp......was like this. Looking at gallery, saw picture of cucumber...then of woman with cucumber with condom on and i thought why, i mean lubercant aside why?
Unknown User
Well... I have a *FRIEND* who was asked by one of her favourite playmates to walk around with a cucumber inside her for the afternoon and then he would eat it in a salad later at dinner...
He said a condom should be used on it because of pesticides.
Though perhaps if it had been organic ...
Lost
Sex God
lol Obscure !! :lol:
Sarah
Sex God
I agree it is the pesticide issue.
I like mine pealed first please lol
Unknown User
Quote by Lost
lol Obscure !! :lol:

i can think of a few other words , myself.
wouldnt a good washing remove the pesticides?
wouldnt peeling the cucumber make it soggy??
and WTF is eating it afterwards all about????? in a salad????
i feel ill
Sarah
Sex God
No I am going to peal it and eat it straight away, not do anything else with it
lol
Unknown User
Quote by DeeCee
and WTF is eating it afterwards all about????? in a salad????
i feel ill

I guess you'll be turning down my -I mean my friend's - dinner invitation then DeeCee!
rotflmao
Unknown User
I think I'd rather eat a few pesticides rather than suffer the taste of condom lube! :shock:
Anyway, don't cucumbers arrive in their own sealed condoms anyway? dunno
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by cu3b4ll
Anyway, don't cucumbers arrive in their own sealed condoms anyway? dunno

They do :shock: must be doing something wrong with the ones we have grown, no sealed condom on them lol
anais
Sex God
I came home from work once to find a bag full of fat home grown cucumbers (6 or 7 inches long).....a little note inside said *for your pleasure* redface surprisedops:
Not sure what my neighbours think of me confused :?
Catcorb
Sexlightened
Quote by anais
I came home from work once to find a bag full of fat home grown cucumbers (6 or 7 inches long).....a little note inside said *for your pleasure* redface surprisedops:
Not sure what my neighbours think of me confused :?

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Unknown User
Quote by TheLovelyOne
and WTF is eating it afterwards all about????? in a salad????
i feel ill

I guess you'll be turning down my -I mean my friend's - dinner invitation then DeeCee!
rotflmao
...........just put me down for dessert!!! wink
i once had an "incident" with a punnet of strawberries and some whipped cream.....any good for ya????
Unknown User
Wasn't there a lovely guy on Dragons' Den who was looking for investment in a cucumber condom?
Unknown User
Quote by DeeCee
and WTF is eating it afterwards all about????? in a salad????
i feel ill

I guess you'll be turning down my -I mean my friend's - dinner invitation then DeeCee!
rotflmao
...........just put me down for dessert!!! wink
i once had an "incident" with a punnet of strawberries and some whipped cream.....any good for ya????
Perfect for me. 8 for
Unknown User
Quote by TheLovelyOne
and WTF is eating it afterwards all about????? in a salad????
i feel ill

I guess you'll be turning down my -I mean my friend's - dinner invitation then DeeCee!
rotflmao
...........just put me down for dessert!!! wink
i once had an "incident" with a punnet of strawberries and some whipped cream.....any good for ya????
Perfect for me. 8 for
aren't you a naughty little minxette????
where have you been all my life????
..............and dont say "cardiff" :wink:
dekntan
Sex God
condoms on cucumbers no thanks dont think there is much chance of baby cucumbers popping ou after 9 month lol :lol: so wats the point lol
take off the wrapping give a little wash and away u goooooooooooo, not that i would no or anything redface surprisedops:
corgets are rather good to (wudnt recommend corn on the cob tho :shock: )
frozen bananas mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool
Redpantherman
Sex God
I don't like cucumbers! redface
But bananas! :bounce:
...hot from the BBQ
...with ice-cream
...& flake
god I'm feelin horny :wanker:
self indulged hi-jack over ....bolt