In need of a quick but substantial tea, I decided bangers and mash was the way to go. :thumbup: However, having accidentaly adding too much hot water to my Smash, it now appears I have potatoe and gravy soup with a couple of sausages chucked in for good measure. :uhoh:
Have you ever dropped a clanger in the kitchen?
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Sex God
Not again, did you not have pizza and plastic the other week? 
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Batman Cookies. Say no more :eeek:
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Who's doing the buffet next week? :shock:
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Who's doing the buffet next week? :shock:
Mal
Me :grin:
Quote by Dino.
In need of a quick but substantial tea, I decided bangers and mash was the way to go. :thumbup: However, having accidentaly adding too much hot water to my Smash, it now appears I have potatoe and gravy soup with a couple of sausages chucked in for good measure. :uhoh:
Have you ever dropped a clanger in the kitchen?
You need the industrial smash, it is a powder so easier to add to potato soup to recover the 'mash'... when linked with a hand blender ;)TnH, master of emergency cookery
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Quote by tallnhairy
In need of a quick but substantial tea, I decided bangers and mash was the way to go. :thumbup: However, having accidentaly adding too much hot water to my Smash, it now appears I have potatoe and gravy soup with a couple of sausages chucked in for good measure. :uhoh:
Have you ever dropped a clanger in the kitchen?
You need the industrial smash, it is a powder so easier to add to potato soapto recover the 'mash'... when linked with a hand blender ;)TnH, master of emergency cookery
Does it go all frothy then, making you foam at the mouth? :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
In need of a quick but substantial tea, I decided bangers and mash was the way to go. :thumbup: However, having accidentaly adding too much hot water to my Smash, it now appears I have potatoe and gravy soup with a couple of sausages chucked in for good measure. :uhoh:
Have you ever dropped a clanger in the kitchen?
You need the industrial smash, it is a powder so easier to add to potato soapto recover the 'mash'... when linked with a hand blender ;)TnH, master of emergency cookery
Does it go all frothy then, making you foam at the mouth? :lol:
:doh: Got Me, hehe... Not like A is even near U... Total brain failure ;)
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Quote by Jas-Tim
You wouldn't have these problems if you used real potatoes
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Thank fuck somebody else hates it!
Warming the Bed
easy... I live on ready made meals... just lob em in the oven... all is taken care of 
even my son, when he stays "cooks" his own curries, with mine.. :) we are like two guys in a bachelor pad, but he is only 14
even my son, when he stays "cooks" his own curries, with mine.. :) we are like two guys in a bachelor pad, but he is only 14 Biggest disaster?
Attempted a recipie from a magazine for duck in a grapefruit sauce - I know, it sounds stupid now but it DID say that it was a piquant sauce and it was a good magazine. Recipie said I needed pink, Florida grapefruit plus the juise of 12 pink grapefruit so off to local Asda and surprise surpsise there were no Florida grapefruit.
So McC does the obvious (to me! ) and used normal grapefruit plus a litre of fresh grapefruit juice.
The end result of course was a sauce so bitter that it would strip the internal coating off an industrial chemical tank and we had four people waiting for an evening meal.
Situation resolved (partially) by adding copious ammounts of sweet liquours. :lol:
McC
Attempted a recipie from a magazine for duck in a grapefruit sauce - I know, it sounds stupid now but it DID say that it was a piquant sauce and it was a good magazine. Recipie said I needed pink, Florida grapefruit plus the juise of 12 pink grapefruit so off to local Asda and surprise surpsise there were no Florida grapefruit.
So McC does the obvious (to me!
) and used normal grapefruit plus a litre of fresh grapefruit juice.The end result of course was a sauce so bitter that it would strip the internal coating off an industrial chemical tank and we had four people waiting for an evening meal.
Situation resolved (partially) by adding copious ammounts of sweet liquours. :lol:
McC
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Sex God
so red can't warm a pizza and you can't make smash
thank fuck you two don't run a resturaunt
thank fuck you two don't run a resturaunt
