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Cyber Auditions
Hmmmmm......I would deign to be auditioned for the ladies' favours. My credentials are:
7'2" tall with an 18" appendage, the face and body of a young Adonis, the charm of Errol Flynn and a bank account that would make the Marquis of Bath look like a street doorway dweller. I also hold a BA (hons) in Advanced Lying and Bullshit Technology and turn an interesting shade of purple when over-excited.
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7'2" tall with an 18" appendage, the face and body of a young Adonis, the charm of Errol Flynn and a bank account that would make the Marquis of Bath look like a street doorway dweller. I also hold a BA (hons) in Advanced Lying and Bullshit Technology and turn an interesting shade of purple when over-excited.
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Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Right I'm applying for the post of one of Clair's/Sarah's men (just thought I'd make that clear in case any middle aged men think I'm June Essence!).
Right back to the application:
I'm 25, six foot tall, long dark hair, bronzed complexion, all the usual attributes requested in the photoads - so won't go into detail (why do they make these application forms so small FFS?
I think that just about qualifies as the requisite amount of veracity for yer standard application.
By the way can I go straight into the RL Auditions please?
Clair and I would be more than happy to check out that your application is 100% gen
25 you say :lol: must be a different time zone where you live
:rotflmao:Oh and one other skill I forgot is I'm very good at tarting with Pins and leaving lovely young ladies looking after the money and the stock.
You were dead right about the time zone but I've put that right now, courtesy of some friendly advice (from an unexpected quarter I might add!
). So now I'm 21 OK?When do I get the RL interview then? When ? When?
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows
When are the auditions
and who do I have to bribe to become a finalist
Kaz getting really excited :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
No interview required. With that avatar - you've got the job girl!!
Quote by westerross
When are the auditions
and who do I have to bribe to become a finalist
Kaz getting really excited :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
No interview required. With that avatar - you've got the job girl!!
Is that for the men, what about the interviews for the ladies ....sarah/clair whens the interviews
:)wey hey, thanks tune, thats high praise from you hun, do you think that friend may be interested as well :wink: :wink:
Sex God
Kaz,
Clair and I are waiting for you with an av like that you are top of our list, your place or mine? :twisted: :P
Clair and I are waiting for you with an av like that you are top of our list, your place or mine? :twisted: :P
Quote by kazswallows
Kaz,
Clair and I are waiting for you with an av like that you are top of our list, your place or mine? :twisted: :P
Ours Saturday night
:wink:Right then that's Saturday night sorted. Me & Sarah will enjoy and evening of camel toe inspecting.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
What's the agenda for the rest of the week Sarah?
Oh and one more request Miss Fixit...
Do we have a list of all the victims (ermm sorry volunteers) yet?
Sex God
Sorry cannot do Saturday night, (son getting married)
So Kaz and Clair you are on your own, I WANT a full report and pics please :lol:
So Kaz and Clair you are on your own, I WANT a full report and pics please
:lol: Quote by clair
Right then that's Saturday night sorted. Me & Sarah will enjoy and evening of camel toe inspecting.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Sarah
Sorry cannot do Saturday night, (son getting married)
So Kaz and Clair you are on your own, I WANT a full report and pics please
sounds like a good idea to me sorry you cant make it sarah, next time
:wink: right clair, you bring the chardonnay :wink: I've got the camera
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows
When are the auditions
and who do I have to bribe to become a finalist
Kaz getting really excited :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
No interview required. With that avatar - you've got the job girl!!
Is that for the men, what about the interviews for the ladies ....sarah/clair whens the interviews
:)wey hey, thanks tune, thats high praise from you hun, do you think that friend may be interested as well :wink: :wink:
If yer talking about my middle aged business friend - he'd only be interested if I came dressed as June - poor lad may be torn then :twisted: :twisted: :shock:
Quote by kazswallows
Right then that's Saturday night sorted. Me & Sarah will enjoy and evening of camel toe inspecting.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Sarah
Sorry cannot do Saturday night, (son getting married)
So Kaz and Clair you are on your own, I WANT a full report and pics please
sounds like a good idea to me sorry you cant make it sarah, next time
:wink: right clair, you bring the chardonnay :wink: I've got the camera
Excellent!!!
Sarah keep it quiet, but put Kaz down for 2 bonus points :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Sorry cannot do Saturday night, (son getting married)
So Kaz and Clair you are on your own, I WANT a full report and pics please
Children are so inconsiderate aren't they?
Any chance of sharing the pics? i haven't the time to read all this post ya buggers !!!!!!............ how can you do this to me?? :doh:
i mean only 5 women and 5 men :shock: :shock:
bloody hell ...................have that lot for breakfast dinner and tea :evil2:
now if you make it ........... errrrr lets see Debs thinks................. ......... ok i will not be greedy................................20 men 20 women count me in!
i mean only 5 women and 5 men :shock: :shock:
bloody hell ...................have that lot for breakfast dinner and tea
:evil2: now if you make it ........... errrrr lets see Debs thinks................. ......... ok i will not be greedy................................20 men 20 women count me in!
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
i haven't the time to read all this post ya buggers !!!!!!............ how can you do this to me?? :doh:
i mean only 5 women and 5 men :shock: :shock:
bloody hell ...................have that lot for breakfast dinner and tea
now if you make it ........... errrrr lets see Debs thinks................. ......... ok i will not be greedy................................20 men 20 women count me in!
Aye, Aye - look out! It's just become a sellers market!!
Haven't read all this thread either but already sounds like something I need to be involved in!!! :twisted: Especially when it comes to camel toes as I'm an expert. I like to see a lady who likes her pants to be virtually sprayed on so to accentuate both her abdominal liposuction and the collagen she just had injected into her labia. Makes for a pleasing toe. :thumbup:
Quote by Debbiewebs
i haven't the time to read all this post ya buggers !!!!!!............ how can you do this to me?? :doh:
i mean only 5 women and 5 men :shock: :shock:
bloody hell ...................have that lot for breakfast dinner and tea
now if you make it ........... errrrr lets see Debs thinks................. ......... ok i will not be greedy................................20 men 20 women count me in!
Just the 40 Debs?
Blimey that fractured neck really is slowing you down
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by clair
i haven't the time to read all this post ya buggers !!!!!!............ how can you do this to me?? :doh:
i mean only 5 women and 5 men :shock: :shock:
bloody hell ...................have that lot for breakfast dinner and tea
now if you make it ........... errrrr lets see Debs thinks................. ......... ok i will not be greedy................................20 men 20 women count me in!
Just the 40 Debs?
Blimey that fractured neck really is slowing you down
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
cheeky mare! :rotflmao:
you didn't help getting me in that position .the other week!! :rotflmao:
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
i haven't the time to read all this post ya buggers !!!!!!............ how can you do this to me?? :doh:
i mean only 5 women and 5 men :shock: :shock:
bloody hell ...................have that lot for breakfast dinner and tea
now if you make it ........... errrrr lets see Debs thinks................. ......... ok i will not be greedy................................20 men 20 women count me in!
Just the 40 Debs?
Blimey that fractured neck really is slowing you down
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
cheeky mare! :rotflmao:
you didn't help getting me in that position .the other week!! :rotflmao:
So that is how you got a bad neck
:lol: Quote by Sarah
i haven't the time to read all this post ya buggers !!!!!!............ how can you do this to me?? :doh:
i mean only 5 women and 5 men :shock: :shock:
bloody hell ...................have that lot for breakfast dinner and tea
now if you make it ........... errrrr lets see Debs thinks................. ......... ok i will not be greedy................................20 men 20 women count me in!
Just the 40 Debs?
Blimey that fractured neck really is slowing you down
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
cheeky mare! :rotflmao:
you didn't help getting me in that position .the other week!! :rotflmao:
So that is how you got a bad neck
:lol:this is the point which i never should of mention me neck
ops: o well suppose i asked for it!!
Just one pain in the neck me! :lol: :lol: ouch!!
