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Sex God
well done... i think!
Sex God
congrats on the 500 icepie. a noble achievement! see you at the munch ( i assume? ) for congratulatory beverages all round! ;-)
<<< goes off to consider his 500th. hmmmmmm! >>>
neil
<<< goes off to consider his 500th. hmmmmmm!
>>>neil
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! why are you all being nice??? he's CHEATED!!!!
and as for me, i've always found multiple posts and replying to your own thread a useful strategy re: increasing post counts!! :lol2: :P
neil x x x x
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! 
) Sex God
Quote by roger743
I have a list of 4 other statistics I want to increase before I start worrying about my post count. ;)
Your salary.
Your little red book.
Your chess rating.
Your collection of Thomas The Tank Engine figureines.
Or is that just me?
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Congrats Icey. I think you've more or less overtaken me today and I hit my 500 a couple of weeks ago!
Thanks hun.
Quote by Ice Pie
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! )I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
well done... i think!
All I need now is an award!
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! )I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
Unnecessary nookie? Is there such a thing? :shock:
Orgasminator
Quote by dazandlou
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! )I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
As long as this race doesn't result in sticky keyboards :wanker:
The WHOOSH Man
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
congrats on the 500 icepie. a noble achievement! see you at the munch ( i assume? ) for congratulatory beverages all round! ;-)
<<< goes off to consider his 500th. hmmmmmm!
neil
I look forward to your imminent 500th with eager antici........
................
Sex God
........
... pation!
... pation!
Quote by Ice Pie
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! )I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
Unnecessary nookie? Is there such a thing? :shock:
Erm, yes!! I dont want to lose my lead!!!
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! )I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
Unnecessary nookie? Is there such a thing? :shock:
Erm, yes!! I dont want to lose my lead!!!
We need a little chat about "priorities".
Quote by Ice Pie
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! )I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
Unnecessary nookie? Is there such a thing? :shock:
Erm, yes!! I dont want to lose my lead!!!
We need a little chat about "priorities".
lol, have just sent you a PM incidentally!! Am off to bed now, so NO nicking my lead, lol!!
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! )I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
Unnecessary nookie? Is there such a thing? :shock:
Erm, yes!! I dont want to lose my lead!!!
We need a little chat about "priorities".
lol, have just sent you a PM incidentally!! Am off to bed now, so NO nicking my lead, lol!!
An unsolicited PM?
Shock. Horror. Complaint to the management! I am going to get seriously anally retentive about this!
Nite, take care Orgasminator
I hope that we (SH) are going to keep this thread alive until they wake up in the morning :twisted:
Ice you cud prolly make 1000 by then :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
Ice you cud prolly make 1000 by then :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
p.s. (Following Ices advice in seperate post) , Mrs Tnh very disappointed, apparently me wearing underwear under the uniform ruined it for her...
but I ask you, you try running across a field to an injured party without underwear, ow...
Hehe, congrats again Ice, 2 posts closer now but agreed you going for the 1000 in one night with DaznLou arnt you, hehe...
but I ask you, you try running across a field to an injured party without underwear, ow...
Hehe, congrats again Ice, 2 posts closer now but agreed you going for the 1000 in one night with DaznLou arnt you, hehe...
Orgasminator
I should think so too ... not wearing underwear & carrying a PIZZA :shock:
Glad you didnt burn yer bits!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
Glad you didnt burn yer bits!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
p.s. (Following Ices advice in seperate post) , Mrs Tnh very disappointed, apparently me wearing underwear under the uniform ruined it for her...
but I ask you, you try running across a field to an injured party without underwear, ow...
Hehe, congrats again Ice, 2 posts closer now but agreed you going for the 1000 in one night with DaznLou arnt you, hehe...
Pizza and ambulance uniform? OK, so this is a Delivery Boy role-play, and he absolutely has to get to the customer in 5 minutes flat to avoid the refund penalty, so it's sirens and blue lights i.e. you running around the house with a lampshade on your head going "Wooo-wooo"...
Quote by Ice Pie
p.s. (Following Ices advice in seperate post) , Mrs Tnh very disappointed, apparently me wearing underwear under the uniform ruined it for her...
but I ask you, you try running across a field to an injured party without underwear, ow...
Hehe, congrats again Ice, 2 posts closer now but agreed you going for the 1000 in one night with DaznLou arnt you, hehe...
Pizza and ambulance uniform? OK, so this is a Delivery Boy role-play, and he absolutely has to get to the customer in 5 minutes flat to avoid the refund penalty, so it's sirens and blue lights i.e. you running around the house with a lampshade on your head going "Wooo-wooo"...
Well my ambulance downstairs doesn't do woo woo, nee nar maybe
but that the best giggle I had in a while, even got a grin from Mrs TnH Orgasminator
Well thank goodness you were coz any slip, trip or fall & the nights fun 'n' games may not be taking / have taken place.
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
