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Spotted in the SH complaints box...
Advert in question.... "KAY, a sexy T.V. wishes to meet couples for mutual fun and naughtiness..."
Compliant...? "We suspect this advertiser is male.."
Well, fuck me! You don't say! rolleyes
You need a license to carry a fishing rod, but they'll let any dim fucker use the S.H. ads system...
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You have a wonderful way with words Heather lol
Great feeling for me to go to bed on - I feel positively bright now! :silly:
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I dunno Heather, why do you let them keep slipping through?!
Venusxxx
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How can people be so dim sometimes?????????????????????????????????
Just remembered.....................I am that dim :doh:
Dave_Notts
Quote by Heather
Spotted in the SH complaints box...
Advert in question.... "KAY, a sexy T.V. wishes to meet couples for mutual fun and naughtiness..."
Compliant...? "We suspect this advertiser is male.."
Well, fuck me! You don't say! rolleyes
You need a license to carry a fishing rod, but they'll let any dim fucker use the S.H. ads system...

I'm really sorry Heather. I didn't know. I thought it meant Trendy Vicar redface
Id love to know what your reply was lol
Clare,xxx
wink
Sadly, they didn't leave an address for a reply, however if they HAD, it would have been something alone the lines of this:
"Dear Sir,
We thank you for your interest in our ads section. We were as amazed and stunned as you were to discover this ad. Who would have thought you could find a bloke dressed as a women in the Fetish section? In the Good Old days it would have been simple... we'd have merely recommended this fellow to Her Majesty's Government for a spell as Foriegn Attache to the Consulor in Rangoon, followed by a Knighthood for services to the International Relations and advances in Lingerie design.
On this occasion, and in these days we have instead decided to go for a pint with the lady instead leaving you with soft muslin cloth to wipe the egg from your face."
Quote by clarensteve
Id love to know what your reply was lol
Clare,xxx
wink

"We cannot act on your suspicions. Get some evidence and then come back. biggrin "
You never know it may change his little life. :lol:
rolleyes some people :roll:
I think to join this site there should be a page of big and little words that peeps have to read and understand to be allowed in!!!
Clare,xxx
wink
Quote by clarensteve
understand

Big word sad
Whassit mean?
Quote by Ice Pie
understand

Big word sad
Whassit mean?
To perceive and comprehend the nature and significance of; grasp. See Synonyms at apprehend.
To know thoroughly by close contact or long experience with: That teacher understands children.
To grasp or comprehend the meaning intended or expressed by (another): They have trouble with English, but I can understand them.
To comprehend the language, sounds, form, or symbols of.
To know and be tolerant or sympathetic toward: I can understand your point of view even though I disagree with it.
To learn indirectly, as by hearsay: I understand his departure was unexpected.
To infer: Am I to understand you are staying the night?
To accept (something) as an agreed fact: It is understood that the fee will be 50 dollars.
To supply or add (words or a meaning, for example) mentally.
There you are straight from the dictionary!!!!
Clare,xxx
wink
All I wanted was about what the big word means and the answer is more big words. It's SO not fair. sad
I assume Kay the sexy TV will have been given my contact details by the kind admin staff at swinging heaven, and that she will be contacting me soon for some horny fun :grin: :twisted:
Quote by Ice Pie
All I wanted was about what the big word means and the answer is more big words. It's SO not fair. sad

Some people are never happy rolleyes
(Usually men) lol
Clare,xxx
wink
Im always happy, and I'm a man, does that make me a deviant?
Quote by clarensteve
rolleyes some people :roll:
I think to join this site there should be a page of big and little words that peeps have to read and understand to be allowed in!!!
Clare,xxx
wink

Not to mention all the letters being in the correct order.
With punctuation as well.
It must be a 20th centuary thing. lol
Quote by marmalaid
Im always happy, and I'm a man, does that make me a deviant?

I dunno M .... come on over and I'll check ..
Oh hang on you offered and I knocked you back sad
Damn am in the mmod right now and hubby is picking the kids up and taking them for a drive ..
Damn .... double damn ......
:giggle:
Quote by marmalaid
Im always happy, and I'm a man, does that make me a deviant?

No, that merely means you've never had PMT. wink
I've experienced plenty of PMT, I've just always been happy that it was someone elses! I think sometimes it was my happy state that really makes the PMT seem worse, coz it seems to me that some women want to share the pain and if I am trying to help them out of the PMT pit rather than joining them in it, it pisses them off more. (Does that make sense? Did I type that in real English?)
Oh, yeah.... nothing pisses me off more than a bloke trying to be 'nice' when my insides feel like they are going through a grinder! evil