Well, I guess that it makes a change to the instructions that I've seen on some vibrators explaining that they're good for back ache etc. I do like the idea of you having an unexplained calf pain and poking it, saying 'well, explain yourself!' (Er, not that I want you actually HAVE an unexplained calf pain if you see what I mean!)
Reminds me of a couple of years ago when my mum (gawd bless 'er) actually did get a vibrator for back pains and so on, specifically designed for that purpose. We were settled down watching the tv and my father went upstairs for something and my mum called out 'Can you bring my vibrator downstairs please - I'm aching!'.
Of course we then had to explain why we were having hysterics, which wasn't easy!
P.
I recently bought a steam iron and the instructions include the extremely helpful "Never iron clothes on the body."
Crunchy nut cornflakes "May contain nuts."
Nytol, a sleeping draught: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
Tescos tiramisu "Do not turn upside down" written on the bottom of the box.
Sainsbury's salmon loin "Warning: Contains fish."
Woolworth's christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only"
just gone to put it away and noticed on the side of the box the following instructions .... bear in mind it's a toy that goes internally :shock: 
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