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Saturday afternoon. Quarter past 3 - ish
Bored witless.
Option 1. Go to town. Shopping, haircut, look for tumble dryer etc.
Option 2. Do some more scrubbing/tidying.
Option 3. Crack a bottle of my favourite Italian.
Help and advice welcome.
zootle
Sex God
Option 3 appears to be the only one that makes sense.
Unknown User
Quote by skegnessswingers
How about trying to find an Italian scrubber?

mmmm. The picture is already forming in my mind
Vix
Sex God
Option 4: Get your rusty little bonce down to my bed, as R is 'working' and I, also, am bored.
juliett49
Master of Sex
Crack open the bottle - and invite me over to share it with you biggrin
little
Casanova
How far away is Glasgow???
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Unknown User
Quote by DeniseBabe
why arnt you going to the party or london munch ????????????

???????????????????
I thought I was coming to yours. (Have I missed another one? ffs)
Quote by The very tempting Vix
Option 4: Get your rusty little bonce down to my bed, as R is 'working' and I, also, am bored.

You temptress you. Try as I might, I just can't find Avalon in autoroute.
Quote by julliett49
Crack open the bottle - and invite me over to share it with you

Youhad an open invitation when there was 2 of here. You still do. Red or White?
Quote by little
How far away is Glasgow???
Little
XXX

Haven't you heard - Th world's getting smaller wink
foxylady__123
Sex God
Option 5 take cat for a walk
Option 6 take wine to bed and w***
Option 7 talk crap on here
Option 8 think how lucky you are some of uis are working !!
PS forget about buying a tumble drier, find a launderette, with a woman who does!! Have fun
Unknown User
Boredom on a Saturday afternoon,not possible!!
Weve had a cracking afternoon watching Harry Potter(very good film) then having a fantastic shag,couldnt be as you were :giggle:
Calista
Sex God
Option 9 ... pop down the M1 and I'll abandon my kids and we can go play smile :) :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by foxylady 123
Option 5 take cat for a walk - If the little fecker doesn't go out and catch something for us both to eat, I'm gonna shoot him
Option 6 take wine to bed and w*** I'd rather take a bottle up and drink from the small of someones back (first) :twisted:
Option 7 talk crap on here. Seems very likely
Option 8 think how lucky you are some of uis are working !! ffs gimme 2 days off
PS forget about buying a tumble drier, find a launderette, with a woman who does!! I haven't took dirty dhobi home since I was 16 Have fun - I'll try :twisted: wink
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
Option 9 ... pop down the M1 and I'll abandon my kids and we can go play smile :) :twisted:

I wish
Unknown User
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Boredom on a Saturday afternoon,not possible!!
. . . . then having a fantastic shag,couldnt be as you were :giggle:

That's right, rub it in why don't you. Pal, mate, mucka wink
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Weve had a cracking afternoon watching Harry Potter(very good film)

Steve and the kids are watching it now :giggle: I watched it with the kids last night.... I agree it is a very good film....
Dambuster sweetie.... You know your only option is to open the bottle and post crap on here.... Go on you know it makes sense wink
Shireen
xxx
Unknown User
The drink option wins.
BUGGER - I've none of those little srceamer things. Quick trip to the localshops methinks.
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
The drink option wins.
BUGGER - I've none of those little srceamer things. Quick trip to the localshops methinks.

What is a srceamer??
Is it a screamer?? woman who screams?
A creamer ? woman who ???????
Ah welll im off out, have a good srceamer
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
U got invited to come :swingingchair: with me n turned it down dunno
hmmm rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by Lil_Bunny
U got invited to come :swingingchair: with me n turned it down dunno
hmmm rolleyes

I can think of very few things I'd rather do than :swingingchair: with you.
I thought you knew thatm my no1 favourite nfb you
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
U got invited to come :swingingchair: with me n turned it down dunno
hmmm rolleyes

I can think of very few things I'd rather do than :swingingchair: with you.
I thought you knew thatm my no1 favourite nfb you
Get driving then!!!
I best get dressed bolt
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady

OR . . . . . . .
Give a ring and I'll come down and take some pics of you, for you.
(Can't guarantee how tasteful tho' :twisted: )

mmmmmmm sounds like this should be option 10 on your things to do today list wink
Option 10. Jump in my little rat car to take pictures of PoloLady.
Unknown User
Option 11. Jump in my little rat car and get up to the North East. Mmmm 142 miles.
(how do I know that??)
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Option 11. Jump in my little rat car and get up to the North East. Mmmm 142 miles.
(how do I know that??)

If u r - don't forget the wine! drinkies
Unknown User
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Option 11. Jump in my little rat car and get up to the North East. Mmmm 142 miles.
(how do I know that??)

If u r - don't forget the wine! drinkies
And how many glasses?
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
enough for 2!!
:beer: :cheers:
Unknown User
Quote by Lil_Bunny
enough for 2!!
:beer: :cheers:

Well, I'll bring a glass for you, and I'll take mine from the small of your back. First
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
right - time for dressing then for drinks n undressing !!
enjoy whtever u do biggrin
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Quote by Lil_Bunny
right - time for dressing then for drinks n undressing !!
enjoy whtever u do biggrin

You have a great time Sweetie. You know, if I'd not already started drinking - -
i'd be there like a shot.
I have a taste for you.
There.
Declared.
In public.
kiss
Unknown User
Quote by little
How far away is Glasgow???
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

It may be closer than you think.....................
Glasgow that is lol