Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Damn

last reply
12 replies
1.4k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
I've been doing it all wrong.....
No.2 just never occurred to me I've been sitting through all the exposition waiting for a plot to happen !!! :facepalm:
Big_Fraser
Orgasminator
I'm surprised they don't tell you to put a DVD in shiny side down :dry:
last modified may '11 it looks like some early internet shit from 1990!! loon
Doesnt even mention the internet as a source for porn - sorry - erotica !! rotflmao
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
WHAT !!!!!!! there's porn on the internet ???????? shit shit shit shit bastard ..... I'm off ...I may be some time
mrs__bmw
Casanova
Has he gone for a one armed work out :wanker:smackbottom
Big_Fraser
Orgasminator
Quote by foxylady2209
He may need one of these.

He if is gone much longer he might need to borrow my glasses too..........

:giggle:
HnS
Sex God
Beer Goggles any better ?
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
BLOODY HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm off for a lie down now
mrs__bmw
Casanova
Blimey you`ve not been watching porn for 2 days, no wonder you need a lie down :therethere:
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
Watching???????? you mean there's films and stuff too ??????? arse ......I'll be back
Big_Fraser
Orgasminator
Quote by foxylady2209
He may need one of these.

A girl I was with recently asked "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?" :rascal: