I'd forgotten about this.
Only 1 month left to convert Darfire :shock:
Off to find more pics :rascal:
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Darkfire's Football Education Program
Quote by Medic_1
Football
Can I call "FULLTIME" on this subject
Dawn :lol2:
Phredd_Mids
I have to say I have 2 reasons for bumping this. Firstly for the pics and secondly for the football fans.
I know there's a lot of people who are bored shitless by football (dammie included), but I think it's only fair to let people have their views on a subject as longs as it's within the AUP.
After all how many shaved, cock size threads are left to run?
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire:rotflmao:
ok, second half
and i still dont get the offside thing
Neither do I,
How many pepper pots etc do I need to get out, then if we go into the chatroom and I put the cam on, someone can tell me, which pot to move where, till I get it.
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
No No medic, that is the 'hold her by the hair and shag her senseless til she gets.... whiplash injuries
Quote by dambuster
................... 'hold her by the hair and shag her senseless til she gets whiplash injuries '
PMSL
I think I'm going to add that to the "rattle and slam" part of the chair-fuck description.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Kind of explain the Dr's "You have injuries normally associated with Whiplash, when they have been hit up the rear" comment doesn't it.
Bad bad dambuster
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
................... 'hold her by the hair and shag her senseless til she gets whiplash injuries '
PMSL
I think I'm going to add that to the "rattle and slam" part of the chair-fuck description.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Kind of explain the Dr's "You have injuries normally associated with Whiplash, when they have been hit up the rear" comment doesn't it.
Bad bad dambuster
I made that point yesterday
Quote by Darkfire
No No medic, that is the 'hold her by the hair and shag her senseless til she gets.... whiplash injuries ' pose, not a fisting pose :jagsatwork:
you have such a bad impression of me
ops:
fisting indeed
Bloody hell !!! have I been doing it wrong all these years
: SH = I have lear'nt somthing new to-day.
Phredd_Mids
Quote by Darkfire
Bloody hell !!! have I been doing it wrong all these years
SH = I have lear'nt somthing new to-day.
Phredd_Mids
fingers in first, twist from the wrist when you manage all 5, closing hand as you go :wink:
:?: So it has sod all to do with "fisticuffs" then
Phredd_Mids with mind in turmoil
ps = can we go back to footy then ??
Quote by Darkfire
Bloody hell !!! have I been doing it wrong all these years
SH = I have lear'nt somthing new to-day.
Phredd_Mids
fingers in first, twist from the wrist when you manage all 5, closing hand as you go :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd be too scared of getting stuck :scared:
Like a kiddy with a hand in a sweety jar :shock:
Quote by dambuster
Bloody hell !!! have I been doing it wrong all these years
SH = I have lear'nt somthing new to-day.
Phredd_Mids
fingers in first, twist from the wrist when you manage all 5, closing hand as you go :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd be too scared of getting stuck :scared:
Like a kiddy with a hand in a sweety jar :shock:
Dammy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
:laughabove:
:rotflmao: :laughabove: Chicken :lol2:
Phredd_Mids
I only have one piece of advice about watching football !!!
When in pub with millions of other people, and perched on the back of a sofa to double up on seating space, be aware that a sudden goal could find you upended and with a cracked skull!!!!
If the people sitting on the sofa properly stand up .. make sure you stand up too!!!
I had a dreadful headache for the rest of the day LOL
Otherwise ..... bring it on!
Cx
When in pub with millions of other people, and perched on the back of a sofa to double up on seating space, be aware that a sudden goal could find you upended and with a cracked skull!!!!
If the people sitting on the sofa properly stand up .. make sure you stand up too!!!
I had a dreadful headache for the rest of the day LOL
Otherwise ..... bring it on!
Cx
Quote by Darkfire
ok, i get what all the flags are about, now, someone please explain this football thing again
i drove through my town centre this afternoon and the only thing moving was the tumbleweed :shock:
You should've rang me if you were passing. You could've come and joined me and the girls in the pub.
Did you notice people suddenly appear out of nowhere about 5pm?
Sex God
I watched the football for a perve. My children think that I am sad. I told them that I am definitely not sad and it's healthy to appreciate good-looking, sexy men. Am I right? :twisted:
I didnt know you were there otherwise I might have 
- I'd been stuck working all day til 3pm , drove back via a certain A road and didnt pass another vehicle travelling either way :shock: - you know that awful feeling you get when it suddenly dawns on you that perhaps the road is closed cos there's something terribly wrong on it somewhere..... or its actually shut and in another half a mile you might just stumble on several large yellow vehicles and men in high vis jackets ( :rascal
..... surreal is a good description :shock:
- I'd been stuck working all day til 3pm , drove back via a certain A road and didnt pass another vehicle travelling either way :shock: - you know that awful feeling you get when it suddenly dawns on you that perhaps the road is closed cos there's something terribly wrong on it somewhere..... or its actually shut and in another half a mile you might just stumble on several large yellow vehicles and men in high vis jackets ( :rascal ..... surreal is a good description :shock: 