Dave J ......under the wheather....... but not a artist lol

2 Aug 2005

i don't think you will make a artist
o well i hope you see this babes kiss

you are a star. kiss

........... and i no you are not up to you us el self so thought i would put this in for a laugh
peeps ............Dave drew these pics for my kids when i met him for a social drink last week
he is under the weather at mo and needs cheering up!
can you help? worship

Debs xxxxxxxx
Ps for those that do not no him he is one of the most lovely men you want to meet.............. such a laugh!......and a real Gent!!!!!!!!
DAVE GET BACK IN HERE NOW WE MISS YOU!!
oo well debs done it now going to hide

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Ps for those that do not no him he is one of the most lovely men you want to meet.............. such a laugh!......and a real Gent!!!!!!!!

I have to second this comment... Davej is bluddy scrummy wink

DAVE GET BACK IN HERE NOW WE MISS YOU!!

Yeah Dave we miss you passionkiss

Shireen
xxx

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Ps for those that do not no him he is one of the most lovely men you want to meet.............. such a laugh!......and a real Gent!!!!!!!!
>

Huh flattery's one thing but fibs ... rolleyes

- you'll do anythin' woman!! wink

Hey I'm feeling under the weather too. Can't think where I got it. :confused2: You got a sore throat Debs?? (Actually I feel like shit! I'm going to bed.)

2 Aug 2005

Quote by westerross

Ps for those that do not no him he is one of the most lovely men you want to meet.............. such a laugh!......and a real Gent!!!!!!!!
>

Huh flattery's one thing but fibs ... rolleyes

- you'll do anythin' woman!! wink

Hey I'm feeling under the weather too. Can't think where I got it. :confused2: You got a sore throat Debs?? (Actually I feel like shit! I'm going to bed.)
its the age tune i no how you feel biggrin

i would took you in if i had the bloody energy :doh:

2 Aug 2005

Has any one had those moments that you wished you hadent put a post in redface

because of lack of replies redface

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Has any one had those moments that you wished you hadent put a post in
because of lack of replies

hate startin a thread im paronoid no one will read it let alone reply

2 Aug 2005

Wondered where Mr. J Sir had gone. confused

I thought maybe it was for another one of his "retreats" to Brazil (well Spain does have an extradition treaty now lol

).
Get well soon Dave. wave

What's happened to Warwick as well?
I don't know. I clear off for a couple of days and everyone else goes as well. rolleyes

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
for those that do not no him he is one of the most lovely men you want to meet.............. such a laugh!......and a real Gent!!!!!!!!

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I have to second this comment... Davej is bluddy scrummy

What's happening to this place :shock: have you all gone stark raving mad?? :shock:
Are we talking about the same Davej here? The Davej that wears glow in the dark condoms to look studly? :undecided:
The same Davej that sits on the balcony of his bungalow watching Pixies?
Davej - Pixie dogger rotflmao

The very one who complains that all his "pedigree" pets try to impersonate different animals. One of the worst cases of cruelty I have ever heard was after he complained that his super dooper tortoise pretended to be a cornish pasty after he helped it hibernate by shoving it in the freezer?
The one who drives his wifes new convertible car in the rain - with an umbrella up? blink

Scrummy you say? This is the guy who dressed up as a donkey by putting a box of frosties on his nose loon

The Davej who makes the rest of us look positively sane :shock:
We miss you Dave sad

Hurry up back! kiss

2 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Are we talking about the same Davej here? The Davej that wears glow in the dark condoms to look studly? :undecided:
The same Davej that sits on the balcony of his bungalow watching Pixies?
Davej - Pixie dogger
The very one who complains that all his "pedigree" pets try to impersonate different animals. One of the worst cases of cruelty I have ever heard was after he complained that his super dooper tortoise pretended to be a cornish pasty after he helped it hibernate by shoving it in the freezer?
The one who drives his wifes new convertible car in the rain - with an umbrella up?
Scrummy you say? This is the guy who dressed up as a donkey by putting a box of frosties on his nose

That's the one Misschief.... Didn't you know I had a thing for strange men wink

Hey and talking of missing.... I was only thinking yesterday that I hadn't seen many of your :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: 's Misschief... kiss

Shireen
xxx

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
That's the one Misschief.... Didn't you know I had a thing for strange men
Hey and talking of missing.... I was only thinking yesterday that I hadn't seen many of your :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: 's Misschief...

Nothing to do with strange men by any chance?? :giggle:

3 Aug 2005

Ah debbs you will get me filling up here, it was a delight to meet you and I've put down the onset of my illlness, which started the day after meeting you and being dressed up in a tiarra, bracelets, a necklace and earrings all made from drinking straws whilst being forced to crawl around the hotel bar floor in the crab position redface

as being nothing more than coincidence.
I took some time away from work last week and escaped to Cornwall with mrs davej for a break and to recharge the batteries. It did me the power of good and apart from a small injury sustained on a 'surf simulator' and some regrets over the purchase of a rather snazzy wetsuit that I've no real use for, all went well.
I do have some connectivity problems right now that are stopping me from getting on as much as I'd like, but hopefully that and me, will be sorted come next week.
Thanyou to those of you that have wished me well, it's a bigger boost than you can imagine.

3 Aug 2005

Quote by davej
Ah debbs you will get me filling up here, it was a delight to meet you and I've put down the onset of my illlness, which started the day after meeting you and being dressed up in a tiarra, bracelets, a necklace and earrings all made from drinking straws whilst being forced to crawl around the hotel bar floor in the crab position as being nothing more than coincidence.
I took some time away from work last week and escaped to Cornwall with mrs davej for a break and to recharge the batteries. It did me the power of good and apart from a small injury sustained on a 'surf simulator' and some regrets over the purchase of a rather snazzy wetsuit that I've no real use for, all went well.
I do have some connectivity problems right now that are stopping me from getting on as much as I'd like, but hopefully that and me, will be sorted come next week.
Thanyou to those of you that have wished me well, it's a bigger boost than you can imagine.

Welcome back mate biggrin

Hugs and smiles to ya!
Chris

3 Aug 2005

Sorry you've not been well Dave but glad to see you're feeling better. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Make sure you get lots of TLC from Mrs J. confused

3 Aug 2005

Awwww get well soon Dave hunny...... kiss

3 Aug 2005

Ello!, Keep up the drawings Dave, have you ever thought about sending any into Tony Harts gallery although I think they axed that programme a while back lol, still it would look good on any fridge. Hope you feel better soon.
Dylan.

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Dylanx
Ello!, Keep the drawings Dave,

I agree :giggle:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sorry you've not been well Dave but glad to see you're feeling better. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Make sure you get lots of TLC from Mrs J.

I sent her out to get me some of this from the supermarket, couldn't get the brand you mentioned, but she got me something similar and in all honesty I reckon it's making matters worse. It tastes awfull, makes me throw up as soon as I've swallowed it and is making the house stink a bit like a hospital ward. I will admit that the gum boils have cleared up, but I'm sure it's rotting my insides.

3 Aug 2005

Hiya Dave

sorry to hear you haven't been well and glad you've enjoyed your break. kiss

3 Aug 2005

Quote by davej
Make sure you get lots of TLC from Mrs J.

I sent her out to get me some of this from the supermarket, couldn't get the brand you mentioned, but she got me something similar and in all honesty I reckon it's making matters worse. It tastes awfull, makes me throw up as soon as I've swallowed it and is making the house stink a bit like a hospital ward. I will admit that the gum boils have cleared up, but I'm sure it's rotting my insides.
Oh Dave, the picture you paint! worship

Red nosed, dayglo wetsuit wearing (like this?) bloke wandering about stinking of TCP :shock:
:inlove: worship

3 Aug 2005

Quote by davej
Ah debbs you will get me filling up here, it was a delight to meet you and I've put down the onset of my illlness, which started the day after meeting you and being dressed up in a tiarra, bracelets, a necklace and earrings all made from drinking straws whilst being forced to crawl around the hotel bar floor in the crab position as being nothing more than coincidence.
.

OOO Dave i am still pms lol

......you looked so cute though! biggrin

Crewing around with me kids on the floor
now i wished i had taken a pic! :doh:
ooo by the way Dave!!.......... have you found me ear ring yet!....or is it still stuck up ya ares! rotflmao

glad you feeling better babes. kiss

......... hope the rash clears up soon lol

3 Aug 2005

Quote by davej
I will admit that the gum boils have cleared up, but I'm sure it's rotting my insides.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I'm bluddy glad I dont live at your house then rotflmao

Shireen
xxx
P.s. Missed ya wink

4 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Make sure you get lots of TLC from Mrs J.

I sent her out to get me some of this from the supermarket, couldn't get the brand you mentioned, but she got me something similar and in all honesty I reckon it's making matters worse. It tastes awfull, makes me throw up as soon as I've swallowed it and is making the house stink a bit like a hospital ward. I will admit that the gum boils have cleared up, but I'm sure it's rotting my insides.
Oh Dave, the picture you paint! worship

Red nosed, dayglo wetsuit wearing (like this?) bloke wandering about stinking of TCP :shock:
:inlove: worship

Missy my new wetsuit is a rather fetching black and red. I was attracted to it because of the tassle thingy on the zip that makes it easier to do up and because I saw a lot of other people (presumably surfers) wearing them. I kinda justified the purchase after having one go on a surf simulator bloody great fun, impossible to stay on the thing, but good fun. I've since realised that the probability of me ever going surfing is zero.
Mrs davej has downloaded the theme tune from Hawaii 5.0. which we are planning to play at full volume whilst I chase her around the coffee table , so we will get some use out of it, although I will have to run slow because catching her isnt really an option, removing the garment isn't a quick process, unless we have a brace of warm spoons ready.

4 Aug 2005

Quote by davej
Missy my new wetsuit is a rather fetching black and red. I was attracted to it because of the tassle thingy on the zip that makes it easier to do up and because I saw a lot of other people (presumably surfers) wearing them. I kinda justified the purchase after having one go on a surf simulator bloody great fun, impossible to stay on the thing, but good fun. I've since realised that the probability of me ever going surfing is zero.
Mrs davej has downloaded the theme tune from Hawaii 5.0. which we are planning to play at full volume whilst I chase her around the coffee table , so we will get some use out of it, although I will have to run slow because catching her isnt really an option, removing the garment isn't a quick process, unless we have a brace of warm spoons ready.

Dave, I hope you're not chasing Mrs Davej round the table after 'warming the wetsuit up' :shock: confused

Cos if that's the case, you ain't gonna catch her no matter how fast you run, believe me she will be quicker :lol2: .................. unless you're both into the errrrr 'wetsuit warming' thing :undecided:
What we REALLY NEED on here now is someone that teaches surfing down in Devon or somewhere (maybe Hawaii?) ......... and have a surfing munch!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
How cool would that be :bounce: :bounce: it would be an absolute blast!!!!! Not only a blast, but you will be able to justify buying your red n black wetsuit with a tassle on the front! cool

4 Aug 2005

surfing munch where?????????? when let me know on my way, with the munch whore lol

4 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
surfing munch where?????????? when let me know on my way, with the munch whore

Oooh Sarah, you're the organising queen!! :bounce: Lets find us a surfing teacher with a spare hundred or so boards :bounce: who just so happens to have the ambition of teaching a bunch of swingers how to surf for free :bounce:
Sarah! don't you run away!!! It's easy, we just gotta dig em out, there's got to be one or two hiding in here somewhere cool

4 Aug 2005

I have wet suits too, can I come? I've got a dry suit as well if it's winter :-)

4 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I have wet suits too, can I come? I've got a dry suit as well if it's winter :-)

Oh we're getting there :bounce:
I don't have a surfboard ........ but I do have a lilo I can use?? If I pump it up really really tight, can I use that? dunno

4 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I have wet suits too, can I come? I've got a dry suit as well if it's winter :-)

Oh we're getting there :bounce:
I don't have a surfboard ........ but I do have a lilo I can use?? If I pump it up really really tight, can I use that? dunno

I'll have you know that mine is a proper one, I'll try to remember to get a photo up tonight or tomorrow, none of your nancy exposure suits that many of the surfers wear, this is a proper 3 peice wetsuit, 7mm long johns, 7mm top and 3 mm vest with integrated hood. (Oh, and long tassle thing at the back so I don't have to struggle getting it on cool

)

4 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I don't have a surfboard ........ I do have a dildo I can use?? If I pump it up really really tight, can I use that?

Erm,

hwoar:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I'll have you know that mine is a proper one, I'll try to remember to get a photo up tonight or tomorrow, none of your nancy exposure suits that many of the surfers wear, this is a proper 3 peice wetsuit, 7mm long johns, 7mm top and 3 mm vest with integrated hood. (Oh, and long tassle thing at the back so I don't have to struggle getting it on )

And do you pee in it to make it warm??
Just curious ........ only cos I always used to pee in mine :undecided: cool

Well the water was bluddy cold dunno