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you are slow, you lot! Sex God
We like it slow, these quickies leave a lot to be desired!!
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Quote by Sarah
We like it slow, these quickies leave a lot to be desired!!
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Oh I dunno, time and a place
Sex God
Did yo pop out for a loaf and get lost again Dave? :haha:
Sex God
Welcome back Davej ...missed you!!!
Sex God
Welcome back from the short man with a beard....not!
Hope all is well.
Hope all is well.
Sex God
Thank you all for your welcome, back refreshed and looking forward to posting in threads.
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Quote by davej
Thank you all for your welcome, back refreshed and looking forward to posting in threads.
:shock: :uhoh:
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war
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Welcome back fella.
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I wondered what that creaking sound was . Hi mate
Cor bluddy ell :crazy:
Car too pished to reply to this htread
But Davej??? Is he in the house?? :bounce:
I heart you Davej, heavens know why you taditional ol flucker, but I do
Offg rof one for the road, but, lovely to see "the" Davej name :bounje:
Flucking ell, too pissed to eve n bounce right!!!
Ded excided anyway, regardleess off bouncies!!
Back to me one fo r the road
Car too pished to reply to this htread
But Davej??? Is he in the house?? :bounce:
I heart you Davej, heavens know why you taditional ol flucker, but I do
Offg rof one for the road, but, lovely to see "the" Davej name :bounje:
Flucking ell, too pissed to eve n bounce right!!!
Ded excided anyway, regardleess off bouncies!!
Back to me one fo r the road
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Cor bluddy ell :crazy:
Car too pished to reply to this htread
But Davej??? Is he in the house?? :bounce:
I heart you Davej, heavens know why you taditional ol flucker, but I do
Offg rof one for the road, but, lovely to see "the" Davej name :bounje:
Flucking ell, too pissed to eve n bounce right!!!
Ded excided anyway, regardleess off bouncies!!
Back to me one fo r the road
Missy just how much have you had to drink, you not :bounce: is just not right!!
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Cor bluddy ell :crazy:
Car too pished to reply to this htread
But Davej??? Is he in the house?? :bounce:
I heart you Davej, heavens know why you taditional ol flucker, but I do
Offg rof one for the road, but, lovely to see "the" Davej name :bounje:
Flucking ell, too pissed to eve n bounce right!!!
Ded excided anyway, regardleess off bouncies!!
Back to me one fo r the road
OMG Missy,
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Well Dave, that's a proper welcome back - you've had a pissed Missy welcome so you have to stay now!
Orgasminator
I come crawling out of the woodwork and a month later Davej re-appears! :shock:
Who's going to be next I wonder...
Who's going to be next I wonder...
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Quote by JQL
I come crawling out of the woodwork and a month later Davej re-appears! :shock:
Who's going to be next I wonder...
There's a lot of familiar faces popped up in the last few days
Get them posts going.... Sex God
Dave, you got yerself a new job driving buses round the M25 or summat? Only way to explain how you can go all year with nary a sniff of a post, and then three come along all at once! ;)
Welcome back and all that.
Neil x x x ;)
Welcome back and all that.
Neil x x x ;)
Sex God
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Has he gone yet?
lp
Nope, just been busy in the breeding sheds. My Armadillo's are in rut so there's extra bedding to set out. Ensuring the males are seperated to prevent fighting. The introduction of the females, as well as the building of birthing dens.
I wish you every success with your armadillos mrj.
I have great respect for those who choose to work alongside such dangerous animals... and having to deal with such heavy handed 'dangerous animals' laws too... very demonstrate great dedication.
I toyed once with the idea of working with armadillos, though was not curageous enough and stuck with buying in mini-dillo's (just add water packs) and though fun initially, allI have to show for my efforts now are mini-dillos all along my skirting and skittering along for cover beneath my bath.
I was affraid they had eacaped into the local nieghbourhood when I saw them in other places, but now seems i was hoodwinked, and the little blighters are indiginous to the area. I was scammed by a local enterprising child selling me the 'mini-dillo's' as he had found them under a pile of rubble on the estate. (the sorts of piles built by locals as an arsenal to repel any future ventures into 'hood by local law enforcement agencies)
All credit to the child though... four hundred pounds and my grandmothers electric scooter seemed a fair price at the time.
lp
I have great respect for those who choose to work alongside such dangerous animals... and having to deal with such heavy handed 'dangerous animals' laws too... very demonstrate great dedication.
I toyed once with the idea of working with armadillos, though was not curageous enough and stuck with buying in mini-dillo's (just add water packs) and though fun initially, allI have to show for my efforts now are mini-dillos all along my skirting and skittering along for cover beneath my bath.
I was affraid they had eacaped into the local nieghbourhood when I saw them in other places, but now seems i was hoodwinked, and the little blighters are indiginous to the area. I was scammed by a local enterprising child selling me the 'mini-dillo's' as he had found them under a pile of rubble on the estate. (the sorts of piles built by locals as an arsenal to repel any future ventures into 'hood by local law enforcement agencies)
All credit to the child though... four hundred pounds and my grandmothers electric scooter seemed a fair price at the time.
lp
Sex God
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Quote by davej
Has he gone yet?
lp
Nope, just been busy in the breeding sheds.
Hmmm Dave hunny, hate to be tapping you up as soon as you get on the site and all that :uhoh:
But this shed breeding thing ........... really need one, so if you've got any offspring available, I'm ya gal! :cool:
A lesser knotted creosote would do us proud and we'll have it off ya :thumbup: ....... but, if you ain't got that particular pedegree, any ol thing would do
What ya got?? :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Has he gone yet?
lp
Nope, just been busy in the breeding sheds.
Hmmm Dave hunny, hate to be tapping you up as soon as you get on the site and all that :uhoh:
But this shed breeding thing ........... really need one, so if you've got any offspring available, I'm ya gal! :cool:
A lesser knotted creosote would do us proud and we'll have it off ya :thumbup: ....... but, if you ain't got that particular pedegree, any ol thing would do
What ya got?? :bounce:
I've got Pent or Apex, Shiplap or Featheredge, all of which are pedigree sheds breed from the finest stock, useing the best of materials to raise them and considerable man hours put into their care and as such come at a premium, however in these tough times, weve not forgotten the budget concious and have a mongrel shed called a Skipscraprickityshack which needs less care and therefore comes out at a better price.
The lesser knotted creosote that you mention, is alas, a breed of the past, I'm afraid environmental fears over creosote and its subsequent ban as a product, means we are unable to bred these legally. There are unlicenced back street breeders (mostly working out of isolated allotments far from the public gaze) that are still prepared to breed and train the wood on creosote, but I would advise staying away from them, it's not worth the risk.
