warwick i'm proud of you old son!
it takes a big man to admit he's wrong and apologise! i mean you could quite easily have just said "DaveJ, it's all your bleedin' fault, don't you have a go at me, cos you bleedin' started it" and then you could quite justifiably have just pissed off down the pub and got rat arsed. but no, you were big enough there to hold yer hands up, and say sorry! i salute you mate. and the other warwick as well.
as for the other warwick. always said he was a nasty piece of work. wouldn't wanna be in his shoes when dave gets 'old of 'im eh?
well done mate!
neil x x x ;)
well Im not apologising to him
silly git
So you bloody should apologies FFS !! bloody P.M's and dodgy threads all over the place!!
Have you any idea of the bloody work involved in returning home after a holiday.
4 cases of clothes to sort through and wash, poxy garden and house to sort out cos the daughters have an allergy to work. Replacing last years rubbish with the new rubbish we brought whilst away, although what the fLuck I'm supposed to do with a Turkish water pipe, a Fez and a pair of curly slippers I will never know. Internet bloody banking to move the seriously depleted funds around, so we ain't on bread and jam for the next month (christ had enough of that for breakfast each day) and all of that before we can begin to slap on various lotions and potions to our bodies to soothe the areas where the local wildlife had tried to eat us alive!! the buggers drilled holes in me legs and head you wouldn't believe!!
....and don't think your gonna get us washing and ironing Goldfish.... oh no!!!.....modern technology in our house matey just toss em in the tumble dryer, come out without a crease on em I'm tellin yer! and before you shout animal cruelty, we thought about that before hand, didn't want em getting knocked around against the sides too much, so we slipped them into a sock each to cushion them...not a bruise anywhere.
good tip on the goldfish dave Ill try that
but dont you come all high and mighty <<tuts>> FFS
two bleedin weks holiday in Turkey
all I can afford this year is 24 hours in a cardboard box on the side of the M18 next to the landfill site in Doncaster. :cry:
still it beats the holiday last year working on a farm in Wales picking leeks from the leek trees. Did nowt but rain and the accomodation was lousy worstwheeliebin Ive ever stayed in
So consider yourself lucky you mardy get :shock:
Lucky you call it!!!...have you ever been to the place!! it isn't exactly high living out there mate, you sit in a restuarant and have half of animal farm walking around your table and the only reason you give em half your meal isn't because you feel sorry for the skinny fLuckers, it's cos you know that when you go back in the next night, it's them that you are gonna be eating and you are just trying to get some value into tomorrow's meal !!
i am somewhat disturbed by this thread. I wonder: what sort of people am I associating with?
DaveJ has spent his holiday in a turkey. Why? A turkey is for Christmas-not for life, or indeed a holiday. Having bred them, I can assure my friends here that they are the daftest, stupidest, most suicide predispositioned sods that ever got plucked. The modern varieties are indeed so huge that I'm not suprised Dave and his family holidayed in one. Latest research has clearly proved that Jonah was not swallowed by a whale but by a whacking big turkey that had taken up surfing. But, honestly, not the ideal place to put the sun lounger? (although I suppose it might mean you'd be free of German tourists-they don't like Turkey-didn't even invade it).
Next, Dave puts Goldfish in his socks......waste of time Dave,,,,they do nothing for Athlete's Foot. Try powder mate, doesn't feel as squidgy or smell like JP Hartley's wellies.
Mind you, they do make good shin-pads if you are playing footie,
Also, there seem to be a multitude of Warwicks. How so? Is this site home to some demented German scientist-his towel is on the sun-lounger in Dave's turkey-who has begun cloning people. If so, I object, strongly, and will write a letter to my MP. These clones are a menace!! Their stupid cars exploding and dropping bits off everywhere, Why , you can't walk down the High street without one of them pushing a Custard Pie in your face. And, their stupid red noses frighten the livestock! So, bring on the clones-and shoot the beggars.
I'm sorry to complain, but, I've been infected with 'Neilnleeds Virus'; I understand there is no cure and that it is even spreading to computer screens....
well, that's me done and buggered..
anyone for a revolution???
oops where did that other one go :shock: :shock: :shock: sure there were 2..................................or maybe thats 2 out of 3 Warwicks 
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