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Davej in Manchester Tuesday girls!!!!!

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OK perhaps he is going to kill me now :scared:
And he thought that by telling me i will keep it quit :shock: little does he no me! :rascal:
But Dave is in Manchester on Tuesday and Wednesday and i don't think he ought to escape you wonderful women!
so go get him girls! :twisted: :twisted:
Right i am off! bolt
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:
looks like the price of pineapples will rocket in manchester
wink
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who is Davej
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:wink:
phredd
Quote by Countess
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:

errrrrrr Easy happens to be busy with me that night so your OK :thumbup: :giggle:
I cannot see Dave on line now..............i gusse he has gone in to hiding!
GET BACK IN HERE YA CHICKEN flipa :flipa:
Meaty wrote
looks like the price of pineapples will rocket in manchester

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Now meaty whats your Fancy?........... Davej is pineapple............. sarge is mussy peas................ so come on whats yours? :roll:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Dave is in Manchester on Tuesday and Wednesday and i don't think he ought to escape you wonderful women!
so go get him girls! :twisted: :twisted:

:giggle: :giggle:
Nice one Debs !!!
I'm off to check my diary and print off directions to Manchester.............
.................. watch out Davej, I'm comin' ta get ya :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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who is Davej
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:wink:
phredd

Well fred now let me think here.................. some times he gets things lost up his arse
he thinks here ourt to eat pinapple to make things tast sweeter .......and he loves peeps taking the piss out of him! :giggle:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:

errrrrrr Easy happens to be busy with me that night so your OK :thumbup: :giggle:
I cannot see Dave on line now..............i gusse he has gone in to hiding!
GET BACK IN HERE YA CHICKEN flipa :flipa:
Meaty wrote
looks like the price of pineapples will rocket in manchester

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Now meaty whats your Fancy?........... Davej is pineapple............. sarge is mussy peas................ so come on whats yours? :roll:
big ripe melons :rascal:
meaty..piss off!, I've had enough pineapples to last a life time, please don't give anyone any more encouragement to fling pineapples my way, you lot think I'm joking, but someone did actually buy me a pineapple and just in case I didn't like fresh fruit, brought me 25grams of pineapple chunks as a back up :shock: I know I posted it before, but jeez them things are juicy, right bloody mess I got into.
Now as it happens debbs is right and I am in Manchesterish on Tuesday night Rochdale to be exact on very important business, the trolley collector in Tesco's has gone sick and they want me to cover, so seriousely, anyone who wants to meet socially for a glass of Pernod and Tizer would be more than welcome to drop me a P.M. I so love chatting away to folk and all said and done I aint walking about town with my accent cos I'm gonna stand out like a sore thumb.
Countess you just drag that man of yours along it's been ages since I last bored you guys to death.
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink
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who is Davej
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:wink:
phredd

Fred I ask myself that most mornings and when I finally answer it, I swear to myself that I will change, but it never happens.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:

errrrrrr Easy happens to be busy with me that night so your OK :thumbup: :giggle:
I cannot see Dave on line now..............i gusse he has gone in to hiding!
GET BACK IN HERE YA CHICKEN flipa :flipa:
Meaty wrote
looks like the price of pineapples will rocket in manchester

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Now meaty whats your Fancy?........... Davej is pineapple............. sarge is mussy peas................ so come on whats yours? :roll:
big ripe melons :rascal:
just for you

Nice one Debs !!!
I'm off to check my diary and print off directions to Manchester.............
.................. watch out Davej, I'm comin' ta get ya
Fee
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FEE babes new i could count on you :thumbup: on by the way he snors :giggle:
Quote by Debbiewebs
FEE babes new i could count on you :thumbup: on by the way he snors :giggle:

Surely he only snores if you let him sleep dunno :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

FEE babes new i could count on you :thumbup: on by the way he snors :giggle:

Surely he only snores if you let him sleep dunno :twisted:
Fee
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that was at dinner.....god she's boring!
Quote by davej

FEE babes new i could count on you :thumbup: on by the way he snors :giggle:

Surely he only snores if you let him sleep dunno :twisted:
Fee
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that was at dinner.....god she's boring!
now tell the truth.............. i knackerd you ............you see you just cannot handle a real women flipa
debbs don't kid yerself I'm asthmatic and forgot my inhaler.
Quote by LadyFeeBee

FEE babes new i could count on you :thumbup: on by the way he snors :giggle:

Surely he only snores if you let him sleep dunno :twisted:
Fee
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well that me failing you see.............felt sorry for the old bugger! rotflmao
Dave you know your more than welcome to come round but it will only be me. wink :wink: and don't worry too much about your accent in Rochdale it's understanding them you might have the problem with lol :lol: :lol: :lol: .............................
Quote by davej
debbs don't kid yerself I'm asthmatic and forgot my inhaler.

so all that heavy breathing you did when we where playing was not because you where turned on then! :shock:
In fact you did look a little blue! :shock:
Debs makes notes :notes: next time i see Dave take my paramedic kit with me :giggle:
Quote by Countess
Dave you know your more than welcome to come round but it will only be me. wink :wink: and don't worry too much about your accent in Rochdale it's understanding them you might have the problem with lol :lol: :lol: :lol: .............................

I've gotta find a way of getting dry chips by all accounts countess, cos they pour all sorts of wet stuff on em loon ...anyways my plans are, travel up Tuesday day to the hotel, hopefully meet up with some names and have a gossip tuesday night at the hotel , take care of business Wednesday morning, visit the local museums, art and sculptor galleries and various top designer boutiques of Rochdale in the afternoon.
Quote by Debbiewebs
well that me failing you see.............felt sorry for the old bugger! rotflmao

:doh:
I forgot Debs that Davej was a "certain" age now.............
.......falling asleep in his soup :shock:
.........falling asleep on the job :shock:
Actually Dave, I'm kinda busy on Tuesday and Wednesday next week after all bolt
Fee
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:

errrrrrr Easy happens to be busy with me that night so your OK :thumbup: :giggle:

Errrrr Debs I'll be doing a late shift on a psychiatric ward................ so wear the nurses outfit (you'll blend right in :rascal: :grin: )
Quote by LadyFeeBee

well that me failing you see.............felt sorry for the old bugger! rotflmao

:doh:
I forgot Debs that Davej was a "certain" age now.............
.......falling asleep in his soup :shock:
.........falling asleep on the job :shock:
Actually Dave, I'm kinda busy on Tuesday and Wednesday next week after all bolt
Fee
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thats a real shame m'lady cos if you were doing any decorating, I can get 10% off at Homebase on Tuesdays with this special card they sent me and further more they gave me another card that lets me park near the doors.
Quote by easy
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:

errrrrrr Easy happens to be busy with me that night so your OK :thumbup: :giggle:

Errrrr Debs I'll be doing a late shift on a psychiatric ward................ so wear the nurses outfit (you'll blend right in :rascal: :grin: )
errrrrrr Easy as i am one of ya pasents................ could you help me dress into them please! worship
Do you also get a nice trainee to help you with your shopping confused :? :?
Quote by easy
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:

errrrrrr Easy happens to be busy with me that night so your OK :thumbup: :giggle:

Errrrr Debs I'll be doing a late shift on a psychiatric ward................ so wear the nurses outfit (you'll blend right in :rascal: :grin: )
she'd better cos if she doesn't wear the uniform your colleagues are sure as hell gonna feed her 20mg of blue liquid and try and put her to bed :shock:
Quote by davej
Hang on I need to check my diary,but I think Easy might be doing a late one of those nights.I could do with a bit of company ....................what say you Dave? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll:

errrrrrr Easy happens to be busy with me that night so your OK :thumbup: :giggle:

Errrrr Debs I'll be doing a late shift on a psychiatric ward................ so wear the nurses outfit (you'll blend right in :rascal: :grin: )
she'd better cos if she doesn't wear the uniform your colleagues are sure as hell gonna feed her 20mg of blue liquid and try and put her to bed :shock:
dont take to much effort to get me in bed........... but its the putting me to sleep thats the prob :rascal:
Quote by Countess
and don't worry too much about your accent in Rochdale it's understanding them you might have the problem with lol :lol: :lol: :lol: .............................

You just know you're in for this don't you madam smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :lol: :lol:
Flippin' 'eck the FF* centre of gravity in the UK has just shifted 3 miles in a northwesterly direction. Anyway I shouldn't get too excited girls - sounds as though he's had all the juice extracted from him already.
By the way (he says without a trace of bitterness cool ) shouldn't this be in the LMU :giggle: .
*Frantic Female
Sheesh -
Dave heads north, the same week I head south!!!!!
I really must change my perfume!!!! rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
Sheesh -
Dave heads north, the same week I head south!!!!!
I really must change my perfume!!!! rolleyes
I am sure we can make your visit south worthwhile, Alex wink
Will