No.
Pack it in, the three of you!
All we need now is Easy, and I`ll be totally fucked.
Venusxxx
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Davej, NeilinLeeds, Warwick...........
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Sex God
I'm not here and not replying as well. 
:?
:? 
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
With all three on at once and posting, do I stand any chance of tearing myself away from here and actually doing anything constructive?!
No.
Pack it in, the three of you!
All we need now is Easy, and I`ll be totally fucked.
Venusxxx
AHEM !!! seeing as the others are not here... :twisted:
Sex God
OI 
Would you be so kind as to remove that from my bottom. There's a que you know.
<<tutts>> <<ffs>>
*mumbles about some people......just 'cos their east-end gangsters......no bloody manners* :roll:
Would you be so kind as to remove that from my bottom. There's a que you know.
<<tutts>> <<ffs>>*mumbles about some people......just 'cos their east-end gangsters......no bloody manners* :roll:
Sex God
Quote by easy
*mumbles about some people......just 'cos their east-end gangsters......no bloody manners*
major rant tut tut neil rant FFS!! moan tut apology.
Labels now is it .......you drop the odd 'H' in conversation, walk around with a face thats been slapped a couple of times and ya get a bloody label...
my probation officer and social worker warned me about this...
....davej goes off to breath in and out of a thick brown paper bag......calm.....calm...
You wasn't here and I just thought.....
Sex God
This thread's going downhill fast................
GREAT! :bounce: :happy: :evil2: :thrilled: :cheers:
GREAT! :bounce: :happy: :evil2: :thrilled: :cheers:
Sex God
*wanders around singing "The Boys Are Back In Town"*
No idea where neil is. I didn't see him on this morning either.....
You don't think he's found another site to ((TUTT)) and <<FFS>> on do you? :shock:
:huh:
No idea where neil is. I didn't see him on this morning either.....
You don't think he's found another site to ((TUTT)) and <<FFS>> on do you? :shock:
:huh: 
Sex God
oi!
are you taking the bleedin' piss or wot! ((( as near as a i get to a cockerney accent )))
nicking me best bloody lines too. i'll have you know the person i nicked 'em off ain't gonna be happy, and will no doubt turn up with a sawn-off and blow yer bleedin' kneecaps off!
<<< goes off in right old strop >>>
n ;-)
are you taking the bleedin' piss or wot! ((( as near as a i get to a cockerney accent )))
nicking me best bloody lines too. i'll have you know the person i nicked 'em off ain't gonna be happy, and will no doubt turn up with a sawn-off and blow yer bleedin' kneecaps off!
<<< goes off in right old strop >>>
n ;-)
Sex God
Neil.....Dave.......
Choose your weapon.....
Choose your weapon.....
Sex God
oooo handbags at dawn from six paces.
*now i'm scared*
where is dawn btw. she might be needing a new handbag or four?
n ;-)
*now i'm scared*
where is dawn btw. she might be needing a new handbag or four?
n ;-)
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
ps dont let the sarge in
I wouldn't come in this thread if you begged me now!!!
:evil: Oh!! Bugger !! :doh:
get your tardy arse in here chose a bag and get slugging it out with the rest of us.
Sex God
Quote by easy
Neil.....Dave.......
Choose your weapon.....
oi give us a bit of credit down this end of the world will ya!!.....fLuckin cheap bags flimsy straps bound to break after a couple of swings....If I'm gonna go into mortal combat then I want a Mulberry!!
Sex God
Quote by davej
oi give us a bit of credit down this end of the world will ya!!.....fLuckin cheap bags flimsy straps bound to break after a couple of swings....If I'm gonna go into mortal combat then I want a Mulberry!!
I take it you're refering to the one that has the thin leather strap with the metal clips which, in the right hands, could be a formidable weapon in themselves.
Typical southerner, always "my cup's half empty"
:PJust be thankfull I've not set the match up in a large paddling-pool full of baby oil and had you and Neil strip down to posing pouches for the entertainment of the women on the site.
((TUTTS LOUDLY))
Sex God
Entertainment for the women !!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Girls !!!!!! Girls !!!!!!!!
Show down at the great handbag O'Kay Corral(spelt wrong I know but I know what it sez okay !! )
:lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Girls !!!!!! Girls !!!!!!!!
Show down at the great handbag O'Kay Corral(spelt wrong I know but I know what it sez okay !!
) :lol: :lol: Sex God
i would like to point out, that davej is no longer the supple youthfull man that he was in years gone by and that the only pouch he owns these days is the one that hold 50 grams of 'Old Shag' best pipe tobacco.
Long gone, are the days when his body was fit and firm and its lines were enhanced by the application of oils and that if he was to step into the paddling pool.....eerm sorry arena nowaday's it would probably be to the cries of.....
" quick stick an apple in his gob and the spit up his arse"
where once I was as trim as a Gypsy's dog (all ribs and bollocks) this is no longer the case and whilst my manhood is still big enough, that should it be boiled, it could provide a family of four cannibals with a substantial Sunday lunch, the frame that surrounds it really should be supported by four legs instead of two.
Thereby I would like to withdraw from this bout and advise that a younger adversary for the gallant Neil of Leeds is sought.
My handbag is available at a very reasonable rate and has, tucked in the inner purse pocket ,two horse shoes that will be a distinct advantage .
Long gone, are the days when his body was fit and firm and its lines were enhanced by the application of oils and that if he was to step into the paddling pool.....eerm sorry arena nowaday's it would probably be to the cries of.....
" quick stick an apple in his gob and the spit up his arse"
where once I was as trim as a Gypsy's dog (all ribs and bollocks) this is no longer the case and whilst my manhood is still big enough, that should it be boiled, it could provide a family of four cannibals with a substantial Sunday lunch, the frame that surrounds it really should be supported by four legs instead of two.
Thereby I would like to withdraw from this bout and advise that a younger adversary for the gallant Neil of Leeds is sought.
My handbag is available at a very reasonable rate and has, tucked in the inner purse pocket ,two horse shoes that will be a distinct advantage .
Sex God
dave! mulberry? MULBERRY!!!! i'll give you bleedin' Mulberry! you'll be wanting Louis bleedin' Vuiton next! you've made far too much money at this gangstering lark, and i'm bleedin' offended by it! 200 quid for a bleedin' wallet. you mad?
warwick? eventually? EVENTUALLY!!! course i took me time to bleedin' come. you think i'm some teenager or what? i am 35 you know!
easy? erm . . . shit hang on . . oh yeah! tuts? TUTS! gimme back me bleedin' tuts! and if you think i'm posing in a bloody pouch and getting all oiled up you have another thing coming! and i won't be me i can tell yer!
neilinleeds feckin' blazin'
warwick? eventually? EVENTUALLY!!! course i took me time to bleedin' come. you think i'm some teenager or what? i am 35 you know!
easy? erm . . . shit hang on . . oh yeah! tuts? TUTS! gimme back me bleedin' tuts! and if you think i'm posing in a bloody pouch and getting all oiled up you have another thing coming! and i won't be me i can tell yer!
neilinleeds feckin' blazin'
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Awwwwwww please please please neil pose in a posing pouch im sure your have plenty of offers to rub baby oil all over you
please dont let us ladies down pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
voddy
:giggle:
Yeah c'mon Neil. Do it for the lay-deeees. :rascal:
I can now exclusively reveal that Neil has reconsidered and will take on all-comers at pouch-wearing baby-oil wrestling.
We have a promotional picture of him on his way to the ring. I would ask that anyone with a weak heart of of a nervous disposition look away now. Thank you.
Sex God
oh! i'm so sorry! i'm ranting! again!
so it's for the girlies. well that's ok and of course i'm very much open to offers.
((( unintentional double entendres! i need to think about the uttershite i post some more! )))
and the fact i'm dressing up as a pigtailed schoolie with a straw boater soon, as opposed to a floppy hat with a feather in it, well it's neither here nor there! and if any of the girlies find they are currently wetting themselves, well who am i to argue!
i apologise profusely . . . . . .
neil x x x ;-)
so it's for the girlies. well that's ok and of course i'm very much open to offers.
((( unintentional double entendres! i need to think about the uttershite i post some more! ))) and the fact i'm dressing up as a pigtailed schoolie with a straw boater soon, as opposed to a floppy hat with a feather in it, well it's neither here nor there! and if any of the girlies find they are currently wetting themselves, well who am i to argue!
i apologise profusely . . . . . .
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
oh ffs! i forgot! easy! you know you're a complete fecking twat right. have i mentioned you're a complete fecking twat? well you're a complete fecking twat! just so we're all clear on that!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i do have them jeans. french connection, 45 quid. but i have altogether better taste in handbags. and my nose is bigger! and me bollox are as well! that chipolatas thing's gossip. it's a vicious bloody lie ok. and the fact i don't wear a posing pouch, well it wouldn't be much of a pose would it!
<<< wades into easy, fists flying, cos he thinks he can rip the piss! well you just carry on mate! >>>
neil x x x x
((( logs out at this point before serious damage is done! )))
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:i do have them jeans. french connection, 45 quid. but i have altogether better taste in handbags. and my nose is bigger! and me bollox are as well! that chipolatas thing's gossip. it's a vicious bloody lie ok. and the fact i don't wear a posing pouch, well it wouldn't be much of a pose would it!
<<< wades into easy, fists flying, cos he thinks he can rip the piss! well you just carry on mate! >>>
neil x x x x
((( logs out at this point before serious damage is done! )))
Sex God
oh shite! i've just posted three times in a row. what a complete fecking postwhore!
steroids? STEROIDS! are you saying i'm on drugs or what? i'll have you for that i can tell yer!
easy! if you think your claim to be proficient in various weapons of death, in a martial arts stylee, including handbags, is in any, way, shape, or form gonna stop me posting, and have me altogether shitting me little self . . . well i'm shitting me little self! bring them clasps on! i did aikido yer know. i can deflect a shuriken without even blinking! peeeeoooowwwww did you hear the ricochet? there ya go!
just so ya know!
neil ;-)
neilinleeds wishes to be absolutely clear that he talks random uttershite, isn't hard ((( at all!!! ))) and expects no less in return! bring it on!
neilinleeds wishes to make it clear that sometimes he posts completely random shite, and finds that even he doesn't get it. bollox!
neilinleeds runs back very swiftly and deletes this entire post
steroids? STEROIDS! are you saying i'm on drugs or what? i'll have you for that i can tell yer!
easy! if you think your claim to be proficient in various weapons of death, in a martial arts stylee, including handbags, is in any, way, shape, or form gonna stop me posting, and have me altogether shitting me little self . . . well i'm shitting me little self! bring them clasps on! i did aikido yer know. i can deflect a shuriken without even blinking! peeeeoooowwwww did you hear the ricochet? there ya go!
just so ya know!
neil ;-)
neilinleeds wishes to be absolutely clear that he talks random uttershite, isn't hard (((
at all!!! ))) and expects no less in return! bring it on! neilinleeds wishes to make it clear that sometimes he posts completely random shite, and finds that even he doesn't get it. bollox!
neilinleeds runs back very swiftly and deletes this entire post
Sex God
If only it was Haemorroids instead........you wouldn't be jumping all over the place with them I can tell ya!!
