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DAVID V GOLIATH poll..for the ladies out there
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would you rather have sex with a midget with a 12 inch tounge or a giant with a 16 inch knob?
Sex God
i voted for the 12 inch tongue.
the o nly thing i could think of to use a 16 inch nob as is a javelin.. or a prop for my washing line!
the o nly thing i could think of to use a 16 inch nob as is a javelin.. or a prop for my washing line!
Orgasminator
I vote for the midget, being 4, 11, a 16" knob would go through the middle and out the other side 
. Which reminds me of a programme i watched last night, about an A&E ward ... a guy fell off a roof and landed feet first in a tree and the 4ft branch went str8 up his arse , :shock: They had to operate to remove it, :cry: I get the feeling thats what would happen to me if i had to take a 16" knob :eeek:
. Which reminds me of a programme i watched last night, about an A&E ward ... a guy fell off a roof and landed feet first in a tree and the 4ft branch went str8 up his arse , :shock: They had to operate to remove it, :cry: I get the feeling thats what would happen to me if i had to take a 16" knob :eeek: 
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Im not cutting two feet of my legs for anyone
O.K. so does this mean you are cutting your feet off your legs, because if it thats what you mean, you will only be 4 inches shorter and not qualify as a dwarf. On the other hand, it might imply that you are intending to cut off two foot (24 inches) off your legs however to facilitate this, it would be necessary to remove the foot of each leg as well ,thus adding a further 4 inches (this being the depth of the average foot) to your height reduction. You would now be the 4 inches that is a foot, plus the two feet that are actually 24 inches, shorter. My own thoughts are that you initially meant to reduce your overall height by two feet, which in my view would necessitate the removal of only 22 inches of leg plus two feet, that are only 4 inches.
Orgasminator
Well if i went with a midget ...it would make me look like a giant :idea: ....eerrmm i think 
...anyway we,re all the same size layind down 
...anyway we,re all the same size layind down 
Sex God
has to be the midget.
What use is a 16" knob?
Gill x
What use is a 16" knob?
Gill x
Quote by davej
Im not cutting two feet of my legs for anyone
O.K. so does this mean you are cutting your feet off your legs, because if it thats what you mean, you will only be 4 inches shorter and not qualify as a dwarf. On the other hand, it might imply that you are intending to cut off two foot (24 inches) off your legs however to facilitate this, it would be necessary to remove the foot of each leg as well ,thus adding a further 4 inches (this being the depth of the average foot) to your height reduction. You would now be the 4 inches that is a foot, plus the two feet that are actually 24 inches, shorter. My own thoughts are that you initially meant to reduce your overall height by two feet, which in my view would necessitate the removal of only 22 inches of leg plus two feet, that are only 4 inches.
Hmmmm Dave?
Surely it should only be 20" of leg plus the foot to make 2 feet?
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Im not cutting two feet of my legs for anyone
O.K. so does this mean you are cutting your feet off your legs, because if it thats what you mean, you will only be 4 inches shorter and not qualify as a dwarf. On the other hand, it might imply that you are intending to cut off two foot (24 inches) off your legs however to facilitate this, it would be necessary to remove the foot of each leg as well ,thus adding a further 4 inches (this being the depth of the average foot) to your height reduction. You would now be the 4 inches that is a foot, plus the two feet that are actually 24 inches, shorter. My own thoughts are that you initially meant to reduce your overall height by two feet, which in my view would necessitate the removal of only 22 inches of leg plus two feet, that are only 4 inches.
Hmmmm Dave?
Surely it should only be 20" of leg plus the foot to make 2 feet?
:doh: Damn and there's me thinking it ws enough bollox to fLuck people ......and I used a calculator
Casanova
I'd have to vote for the midget with the 12" tongue, especially if he could breath through his ears as well 
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