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Ooooooooooh hello all wave
I've been lurking around here for a while now but the weekday daytime cafe's a bit new to me as I'd normally be at work. Anyway I thought I'd better get off my sickbed long enough to make an introduction and say hi, and ease myself in gently as there's a very different feel to the weekday daytime cafe as opposed to the evening and nightime session, so I feel very much like a virgin in here at the moment. redface surprisedops: :oops:
Far be it for me to jump in with two left feet but I do have one complaint which concerns the threads here on page 1 innocent :whistling: Can we have some new one's please? dunno I'm getting sooooooooooo bored with reading the same old ones over and over :huh: :twisted:
So will you please get yer posting boots on and produce something refreshingly new, otherwise I'm going to have a relapse which may just tip me over into intensive care :shock: :shock: :shock:
Treat me gently please! blink :blink: Any tips would be welcome and treated in strictest confidence wink :wink:
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Hi eager, hope you're feeling a little better today. BTW, you can't jump in with two left feet as your avatar clearly shows that you are in full possession of a right foot! lol
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....... so I feel very much like a virgin in here at the moment. redface surprisedops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Glad to see you are feeling a bit better ES
Welcome to Daytime SH, stick around, get yourself known..blah, blah, blah.....
ES - lots of posts I have seen this week seem to be commenting on your sick bad - hope it was nothing serious and your improving.
:welcome: to daytime SH
so nice to have some fresh meat on here. your avatar looks like you may be a sexy young lady- something we have too few of here during the day.
You might want to change your name though as i vaguely remember another user with a similar name which could be confusing, except he's a hairy arsed truck driver who only posts questions about stains in his pants. :scared:
hope you enjoy your time here, have fun
I thought it was Flu, not senility you were suffering from ES?
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:welcome: to daytime SH
so nice to have some fresh meat on here. your avatar looks like you may be a sexy young lady- something we have too few of here during the day.
You might want to change your name though as i vaguely remember another user with a similar name which could be confusing, except he's a hairy arsed truck driver who only posts questions about stains in his pants. :scared:
hope you enjoy your time here, have fun

rotflmao :rotflmao:
And how do I know you're the real M2PU and not an imposter? Your avatar looks just like someone else's :twisted: innocent :whistling:
Thank you Bazza, Laird, and TallSexy smile
I think I might enjoy it in here today. I like feeling like fresh meat! redface surprisedops: :oops: :P
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I thought it was Flu, not senility you were suffering from ES?

It's a really bad case of the man flu Alex. :cry: :cry:
I need treating with sympathy and tenderness! :rascal: :rascal:
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I thought it was Flu, not senility you were suffering from ES?

It's a really bad case of the man flu Alex. :cry: :cry:
I need treating with sympathy and tenderness! :rascal: :rascal:

You aren't suggesting I get the councelling couch out again are you?
Aunty Alex x
Quote by EagerSlut
:welcome: to daytime SH
so nice to have some fresh meat on here. your avatar looks like you may be a sexy young lady- something we have too few of here during the day.
You might want to change your name though as i vaguely remember another user with a similar name which could be confusing, except he's a hairy arsed truck driver who only posts questions about stains in his pants. :scared:
hope you enjoy your time here, have fun

rotflmao :rotflmao:
And how do I know you're the real M2PU and not an imposter? Your avatar looks just like someone else's :twisted: innocent :whistling:
Thank you Bazza, Laird, and TallSexy smile
I think I might enjoy it in here today. I like feeling like fresh meat! redface surprisedops: :oops: :P
:rascal: :rascal:

they can steal my Avatar :taz: but not my charm and wit
Welcome!! wave :wave: :wave:
You are so much better than that ES person we have on here in the evenings!! confused :? :? :? wink
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they can steal my Avatar :taz: but not my charm and wit

:shock: You have charm AND wit!!!! Who told you that dunno
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they can steal my Avatar :taz: but not my charm and wit

:shock: You have charm AND wit!!!! Who told you that dunno
wink
Well without wit Meaty would be witless. We wouldn't want that would we? :shock: :shock:
Aunty Alex kiss
Sarge smackbottom
Laird :thumbup:
Oooooooooh! I can feel a snooze coming on :sleeping:
hi eager , and welcome to the world of daylight swinging, it's not too different to nightime activities, only you can see more in the daylight.
have fun ....
btw...get well soon....there have been some empty layby's since you became ill...
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hi eager , and welcome to the world of daylight swinging, it's not too different to nightime activities, only you can see more in the daylight.
have fun ....
btw...get well soon....there have been some empty layby's since you became ill...

They seem to play different types of game in here in the daytime to what I'm........erm.........used to :undecided: :undecided:
Right that's it, I've survived the daytime shift as a newbie :bounce: :bounce:
The morning was sooooooooo exhausting that I was forced to take a recuperative lie down this afternoon to recover from it all, so I'm not sure what the afternoon lot have been up to dunno (Eeeeeeek, hate to think) :shock: :shock: :shock:
Anyway, with the evening crowd beginning to move in it looks like normality will steadily be returning so can I go back to being just ES again now
um........... please? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
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