De-invent

9 Nov 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
We all used to hate the old style traffic wardens but these new bastards will their ill fitting uniforms and hitler caps want bloody shooting - along with their digital cameras. They also do you if you stubb you cig out on the floor. :x :x :x

:shock: Thats a bit strong.
louise
Wait until you get them in your area - Forgot to mention the bailiff chargeing Â£650 for a Â£30 fine on demand - when it's paid they then release the clamp on your car that they put on at 4am!!!

9 Nov 2006

Quote by Jamie2000male
We all used to hate the old style traffic wardens but these new bastards will their ill fitting uniforms and hitler caps want bloody shooting - along with their digital cameras. They also do you if you stubb you cig out on the floor. :x :x :x

:shock: Thats a bit strong.
louise
Wait until you get them in your area - Forgot to mention the bailiff chargeing Â£650 for a Â£30 fine on demand - when it's paid they then release the clamp on your car that they put on at 4am!!!
I think i will keep my big gob shut on this one. :gagged:
Louise xx

9 Nov 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
We all used to hate the old style traffic wardens but these new bastards will their ill fitting uniforms and hitler caps want bloody shooting - along with their digital cameras. They also do you if you stubb you cig out on the floor. :x :x :x

:shock: Thats a bit strong.
louise
Wait until you get them in your area - Forgot to mention the bailiff chargeing Â£650 for a Â£30 fine on demand - when it's paid they then release the clamp on your car that they put on at 4am!!!
I think i will keep my big gob shut on this one. :gagged:
Louise xx
redface

sorry hun, wasn't getting at you wink

9 Nov 2006

Will you bugger off with these making me think type threads smackbottom

Today it would have to be cars I think.
I just saw so much bizarre and dangerous stuff recently I wish they would just vanish.
The down side is the train service is poor in a lot of places
Ah second thought, but if cars were deinvented totally I can pretend that decent services had been run to every part of the UK. I think lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

9 Nov 2006

Can i de-invent Gaffa Tape and things that burn, eh Jas :rascal:

9 Nov 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can i de-invent Gaffa Tape and things that burn, eh Jas :rascal:

What and ruin all mine and Timmy's fun - how mean lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You haven't seen the flyscreen dress either have you :twisted: something else for you to deinvent :P
Jas
XXX

9 Nov 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can i de-invent Gaffa Tape and things that burn, eh Jas :rascal:

What? You want to de-invent Roger the Dragon? Now now Meaty, that's not very nice! lol

:lol:
Les x

9 Nov 2006

Rogers too damp to burn, he just smoulders (bit like postie wink

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9 Nov 2006

de-invent " lilnfil "
then make it "sercher01nlil"
ok so its not got the same ring
but i got " fil " again rotflmao

right! where's that " revenge " thread
man on fire make a hole bolt

pay back i love it wink

9 Nov 2006

School flamin award ceremonies mad

Do excuse me.
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
And for good measure...... :x

9 Nov 2006

"Reality" TV programmes.
Million watt car stereos.
Alarm clocks. :sleeping:
Sprouts. :rude:
Don't forget - there's only about 6 weeks to Xmas, so it's time to put the sprouts on to boil by Sunday at the latest.

9 Nov 2006

Perfume ads on telly, you know they're for perfume but you're so confused what a skinny bint with a balloon has got to do with perfume you never take any notice of the brand dunno

9 Nov 2006

Quote by winchwench
School flamin award ceremonies
Do excuse me.
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
And for good measure...... :x

agreed :x

10 Nov 2006

speed cameras mad

:!: :!: be ok if they put the flipping things in accident black spots and not on straight bloody roads
salad cream /mayo sorry but how can anyone eat this disgusing goo dunno

governments the i'm allright jack brigade guy faulks had the right idea
must be loads more bbl lol

10 Nov 2006

De-invent these internet service providers that once you join up with them and then want to change to another, you bloody cant. mad

Trying to get a mac code out of them is like trying to get blood out of a stone.

:banghead:
Louise xx

10 Nov 2006

Dysons
What a pile of shit!

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Dysons
What a pile of shit!

You should try a SEBO.
All the design sexiness you expect from eastern europe but it does have a bloody good suck :shock: :shock: redface

ops:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by keeno
Dysons
What a pile of shit!

You should try a SEBO.
All the design sexiness you expect from eastern europe but it does have a bloody good suck :shock: :shock: redface

ops:
bit like a Macendian male escort then confused

10 Nov 2006

Cold weather & snotty noses. i want summer back sad

10 Nov 2006

Marmite....................nuff said
Meaty, please don't use your sleeve :rude:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Meaty, please don't use your sleeve :rude:

Euurgghh! :shock:
Why use a sleeve when you have a kitten handy, Mmmmmm kitten soft :giggle:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Meaty, please don't use your sleeve :rude:

Euurgghh! :shock:
Why use a sleeve when you have a kitten handy, Mmmmmm kitten soft :giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
louise xx

10 Nov 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Meaty, please don't use your sleeve :rude:

Euurgghh! :shock:
Why use a sleeve when you have a kitten handy, Mmmmmm kitten soft :giggle:
And we all know the last time you snotted over that poor kitty

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Meaty, please don't use your sleeve :rude:

Euurgghh! :shock:
Why use a sleeve when you have a kitten handy, Mmmmmm kitten soft :giggle:
And we all know the last time you snotted over that poor kitty

you should see the state of the labrador puppies i keep in the loo rotflmao

10 Nov 2006

Has "birmingham" been de-invented yet..... it is just that i have to go thru there next week and i'd rather it wasn't there....... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Nov 2006

The Americans are in charge of de-inventing Birmingham, unfortunatly they're having trouble locating Europe, as it doesn't seem to be attached to the mainland and the oil is difficult to steal wink

10 Nov 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
Has "birmingham" been de-invented yet..... it is just that i have to go thru there next week and i'd rather it wasn't there....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fabio....you can't deinvent Birmingham....:shock:
There won't be anything that makes where I live look okay then....! :shock:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
Has "birmingham" been de-invented yet..... it is just that i have to go thru there next week and i'd rather it wasn't there....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I believe its scheduled for the day after Washington smile