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If you could de-invent anything what would it be, and why?
Mine are a toss-up between the Atom bomb and personal bloody stereo's.
The atom bomb, because there would have been no Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and probably no development of today's nuclear weapons, and all the potential for mass destruction that go with them.
The personal stereo because they are just so flipping irritating when you get someone else's crap choice of music second hand.
Reality TV shows and those crappy quiz shows on every night. ITV used to have some great late night telly (about the only time i watched the channel other than motorsport).
'Luxury' 4x4's mad i live by a private school and the bloody things are a menace, take up 2/3rds of the road and expect you to get out of the way as they drive on your side of the road. i aim for the feckers now :twisted: If you need a 4x4, buy a Landy Defender or 110
I would de-invent cigarettes/tobacco.
Very addictive, very expensive and obviously very harmful.
In Edit: I can't spell very well today. :doh:
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Mick Hucknall- talentless tw@ mad

rotflmao
I quite like some of the early Simply Red stuff.
I'd prefer to de-invent Eamon Holmes. :kick:
I agree with both of you on your choices.
Deffo the atom bomb would be something. It's ironic the man who invented it now has his name on the Peace Prize.....go figure confused
4x4's........pain in the arse. mad If you need a 4x4....BUY A FUCKING FARM!!!!! :x
I'd de-invent
The yob culture ( or should that be de-evolve? dunno oh hang on, the mindless twats have already managed that )
The PC brigade - annoying bunch of namby-pamby Guardian reading sycophants who try to run our lives for us while pandering to the whims of the illegal immigrants, criminals, uncontrollable kids who really need a damn good smacking and anyone else wishing to take the piss out of the rest of us.
Jordan and that screaming bint from BB
Child porn
Licencing hours
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I would de-invent cigarettes/tobacco.
Very addictive, very expensive and obviously very harmful.
In Edit: I can't spell very well today. :doh:

but if you were to de-invent cigarettes/tobacco.... you would really have to de-invent booze as well....
then oasis would never have written "cigarettes and alcohol"... and the world would be a worse place.........smile
can i de-invent marmite please...... ooooh and de-invent rave/acid/happy hardcore music..... the kids today really haven't got a clue when it comes to music, and it would stop us being tortured on buses by it......
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The atom bomb, because there would have been no Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and probably no development of today's nuclear weapons, and all the potential for mass destruction that go with them.
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interesting point of view.... i would take the opposite slant though...... it have probably stopped another few world wars.... if everyone has them... and everyone knows the power of them... why would you be mad enough to launch one when you know one is coming straight back!!!!
the one thing i would say is there was probably no need to launch two... at that point one would have been enough
X-Factor
Pop Idol
I'm a celebrity
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then oasis would never have written "cigarettes and alcohol"... and the world would be a worse place.........smile
and de-invent rave/acid/happy hardcore music.....

Wrong way round mate wink
Oasis, 3rd rate Beatles rip off (and the Beatles were over hyped style hyjackers tbh)
OK, i'll let you have Happy Hardcore too (and Gabba), even in my full on clubbing days i could never get into it :)
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The PC brigade - annoying bunch of namby-pamby Guardian reading sycophants who try to run our lives for us while pandering to the whims of the illegal immigrants, criminals, uncontrollable kids who really need a damn good smacking and anyone else wishing to take the piss out of the rest of us.
Jordan and that screaming bint from BB
Child porn
Licencing hours

if you are going to have a go at the "guardian readers" i would like the redress the balance and de-invent the "daily mail/express reading little englanders who try to scare everybody into thinking that the isn't an nice place to live.. that is all doom and gloom, and that is because of all the foreigners" jumped up little (the next word would have invoked "godwins" law)
on a lighter note..... can i just de-invent birmingham please....... just cause i don't like the place... smile it might not be hell, but you can see it from there......bolt
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on a lighter note..... can i just de-invent birmingham please....... just cause i don't like the place... smile it might not be hell, but you can see it from there......bolt

Ooooo, you're gonna get such a slap next time i see you, i've just applied for a new job there smackbottom rotflmao
Not all Guardian readers Hunni, just the ones who think they know how to run our lives better than we do rolleyes
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on a lighter note..... can i just de-invent birmingham please....... just cause i don't like the place... smile it might not be hell, but you can see it from there......bolt

Ooooo, you're gonna get such a slap next time i see you, i've just applied for a new job there smackbottom rotflmao
Mayor? dunno
:giggle:
Oooh, ooh, oooh................no, I know what I'd de-invent.
RELIGION!
Over the centuries mainstream religions have probably been responsible for more misery, torture and death than any other single factor.
I don't include Buddhism here, Kiss, before you get cross with me biggrin
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on a lighter note..... can i just de-invent birmingham please....... just cause i don't like the place... smile it might not be hell, but you can see it from there......bolt

Ooooo, you're gonna get such a slap next time i see you, i've just applied for a new job there smackbottom rotflmao
Mayor? dunno
:giggle:
I said a job, not swanning round in a limo wearing a silly hat and lots of Bling
(actually, that sounds fun, wonder how much you get paid)
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Oooh, ooh, oooh................no, I know what I'd de-invent.
RELIGION!
Over the centuries mainstream religions have probably been responsible for more misery, torture and death than any other single factor.
I don't include Buddhism here, Kiss, before you get cross with me biggrin

Ah, the old 'My God's bigger than your God' way of thinking. Good choice :thumbup:
Mobile phones - the flipping thing keeps ringing when I am trying to have a quiet skive off work. And text messaging, how many rows have been caused by ease of a text message being sent without thinking through the content first. At least the old fashioned way meant you had the thing in front of you to reconsider before you posted it.
Spam email - I am up to over 500 a day at the moment, I have spam filters but still need to check just in case it has blasted a correct one by mistake.
Drivers on motorways who don't know which lane they should be in. Why is there never anyone in the left hand lane these days? (Not sure they are really classed as an invention but I feel better for saying it!)
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Quote by Lissa
Oooh, ooh, oooh................no, I know what I'd de-invent.
RELIGION!
Over the centuries mainstream religions have probably been responsible for more misery, torture and death than any other single factor.
I don't include Buddhism here, Kiss, before you get cross with me biggrin

That's ok Lissa. :rose:
Quote by Lissa
Oooh, ooh, oooh................no, I know what I'd de-invent.
RELIGION!
Over the centuries mainstream religions have probably been responsible for more misery, torture and death than any other single factor.
I don't include Buddhism here, Kiss, before you get cross with me biggrin

De-inventing religon misses some important things.
Most religons advocate that being nice to one another is a good thing.
The problem is really the self serving people who have hi-jacked the power and influence.
De-inventing the atom bomb hmmmm
Nuclear weapons have probably kept Europe at peace for the past 60 years. America and Russia would surely gone to war if it hadn't meant their mutual distruction and the rest of the world in the crossfire. So maybe the suffering and fear that nucear weapons have caused are a high price paid for something better.
Personally I would go for something smaller: The idea of waitng the full 30 days before paying a bill is responsible for bankrupting more businesses than anything else.
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The idea of waitng the full 30 days before paying a bill is responsible for bankrupting more businesses than anything else.

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I'd deinvent olive oil and central heating.
people would be happier, look sexier, have more sex, eat tasty lardy food, be slimmer, if they thought they were freezing whippets, instead of trying to be overfed mediterraneans.
:P
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I agree with both of you on your choices.
Deffo the atom bomb would be something. It's ironic the man who invented it now has his name on the Peace Prize.....go figure confused
4x4's........pain in the arse. mad If you need a 4x4....BUY A FUCKING FARM!!!!! :x

Are you thinking of Alfred Nobel who invented Dynamite and founded the prize organization, or Robert Oppenheimer who led the team that developed the Atomic bomb. :?:
I like 4x4s :rascal: bolt
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Mick Hucknall- talentless tw@ mad

rotflmao
I quite like some of the early Simply Red stuff.
I'd prefer to de-invent Eamon Holmes. :kick:
I love the early stuff too, went to see them at Newcastle City Hall 1989, brill!
He's lost a bit of his talent nowadays tho.
rolleyes
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I agree with both of you on your choices.
Deffo the atom bomb would be something. It's ironic the man who invented it now has his name on the Peace Prize.....go figure confused
4x4's........pain in the arse. mad If you need a 4x4....BUY A FUCKING FARM!!!!! :x

Are you thinking of Alfred Nobel who invented Dynamite and founded the prize organization, or Robert Oppenheimer who led the team that developed the Atomic bomb. :?:
I like 4x4s :rascal: bolt
I stand corrected though without dynamite, you wouldn't have bombs so it's all his fault anyway. wink
As for 4x4s....you're just sick in the head :giggle:
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I agree with both of you on your choices.
Deffo the atom bomb would be something. It's ironic the man who invented it now has his name on the Peace Prize.....go figure confused
4x4's........pain in the arse. mad If you need a 4x4....BUY A FUCKING FARM!!!!! :x

Are you thinking of Alfred Nobel who invented Dynamite and founded the prize organization, or Robert Oppenheimer who led the team that developed the Atomic bomb. :?:
I like 4x4s :rascal: bolt
I stand corrected though without dynamite, you wouldn't have bombs so it's all his fault anyway. wink
As for 4x4s....you're just sick in the head:giggle:
Well I can’t deny that. lol
Mother-in-laws mad :x :x
We all used to hate the old style traffic wardens but these new bastards will their ill fitting uniforms and hitler caps want bloody shooting - along with their digital cameras. They also do you if you stubb you cig out on the floor. mad :x :x :x
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We all used to hate the old style traffic wardens but these new bastards will their ill fitting uniforms and hitler caps want bloody shooting - along with their digital cameras. They also do you if you stubb you cig out on the floor. mad :x :x :x

:shock: Thats a bit strong.
louise
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Mother-in-laws mad :x :x

Oh i have a really nice one. :thrilled:
louise xx