Dedicated swingers required ................................

2 Jan 2005

..................to give me a push on the swings in the park :swingingchair:
loon

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:twisted:
(A BJ would be nice too) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
bolt

2 Jan 2005

I've got an ab-swing.
Wanna ride? lol

2 Jan 2005

Don't have the strength for either of them at the mo ES.
Just wait until i am back on top form again and i will give you the biggest push on the swings :twisted:
G x

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I've got an ab-swing.
Wanna ride?

forget ya ab swing Libra. But I wouldn't turn down the ride hun, you're gorgeous biggrin

2 Jan 2005

Es,
Will you get off that park swing, it was designed for the under 12's.
Now if you come to a club with me, and use one of the 'love swings', I'm sure bj could be found as well.
Any one else want to come?

2 Jan 2005

Right then.
Hop aboard everyone. We're off clubbing with Sarah, but I wanna go on the swings in the park first. Oh go on...................P L E A S E?? boink

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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
blink

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2 Jan 2005

I've always liked the slide! wink

2 Jan 2005

Mr GHC here, would like to go clubbing, get back into the swing of thiings ....groan rolleyes

2 Jan 2005

only if ya watch us on the slide lol naked sliding mmmm

2 Jan 2005

Mr GHC
You can come clubbing with us no problems

2 Jan 2005

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
only if ya watch us on the slide lol naked sliding mmmm

FFS this is a SERIOUS thread you know!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:smackbottom:
Ok then. Where's Mark? I wanna clear some trees and start building the SH Towers naked theme park. northeastcoupleuk are gonna inaugurate the death defying 100yd slide (bumps and surface lube all inclusive so you get to take off and slide nice and easy), voddy's gonna be lurking in the waltzing teacups, Sarah1448's ready to flap her wings and revive the feverish, GenHertsCpl are gonna do the ice cream bit, da69ve can supervise the slide, Libra and Gill, well..........they'll do their thing in style no doubt. KcKat's gonna be the swing supervisor. Ok Bring it on.................... boink

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Um, apologies to anyone I've left out but you can stake out your pitch now.
Just had a thought. Is this LMU? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is a naughty Mod gonna :smackbottom: me! poke

I mean beam me up to the cafe Scottie . He hee wink

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:twisted: :twisted:
bolt

2 Jan 2005

:doh: :doh: Mine broke

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Is a naughty Mod gonna me!
I mean beam me up to the cafe Scottie . He hee

With pleasure biggrin

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2 Jan 2005

You can count on me Eager! :thumbup:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
KcKat's gonna be the swing supervisor. Ok Bring it on.................... :boink:

Ooooooooh! my track record for locating the swings is not good!!! rolleyes

:roll:
BlueXXX had to tell me where the one in Partners was despite having been there 3 times.............FFS!!!!!!! :doh:
redface

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Can I.........er.......assist in any other ways???!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat

KcKat's gonna be the swing supervisor. Ok Bring it on.................... :boink:

Ooooooooh! my track record for locating the swings is not good!!! rolleyes

:roll:
BlueXXX had to tell me where the one in Partners was despite having been there 3 times.............FFS!!!!!!! :doh:
redface

ops: :oops:
Can I.........er.......assist in any other ways???!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
:therethere: How about you do the vip escort bit around the park? Uniform provided of course! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :rascal: :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted:

2 Jan 2005

Can I tie you to the climbing frame while I play with you Eager? :twisted:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
Can I tie you to the climbing frame while I play with you Eager? :twisted:

Well yes please but you'll have to get your feet wet 'cos I'm gonna be the figurehead (plus er, bowsprit) on the Pirate Ship on the lake!!
redface

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wink

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:twisted:

2 Jan 2005

Can I become a token swinger for the night and just be pushed on the swing wink

2 Jan 2005

Instead of a sandpit can we have something which is a little more slippery instead maybe a jellypit or a mudpit?

2 Jan 2005

Quote by da69ve
Instead of a sandpit can we have something which is a little more slippery instead maybe a jellypit or a mudpit?

Ooooh I want to be sandpit attentdant :bounce:
Surely I can't be the only one who spots someone on the beach in a thong, with a slightly sandy bottom - and has an almost irresistable urge to run up to em and rub it hard :twisted:
lol