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for anyone who is feeling highly strung and / or stressed.
may i recomend syrupy pancakes!!!!!!!!!
i have just eaten 4 of them redface and feel as meek as a lamb, as opposed to a tiger before!
WBB, get cooking hun, Im on my way round, I could do with some 'sweetening' up today wink :wink:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
WBB, get cooking hun, Im on my way round, I could do with some 'sweetening' up today wink :wink:

lol, at what point did i suggest i made them????
that is what the_tongue is for! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but that is not the point, you are welcome anytime! :wink:
Ooohhhh pancakes with syrup :inlove:
u must have had a bad one today
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Ooohhhh pancakes with syrup :inlove:

shit! now i am getting worried! shireen actually lives near enough that she COULD come and pinch the last one!!!!! :shock: :shock: biggrin :D
Quote by maymarc
u must have had a bad one today

you could say that, i normally only manage 3 and a half! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
What do you mean could??? I am sitting outside your front door right now ready to pounce on it wink :lol2:
Quote by markandnicky
i warn you all i have a big appetite, hence man boobs and fat belly lol
pannnnnnnnncakessssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
can i have icecream too

lol u can, but will have to wait till end of the month payday if u want icecream too! biggrin :D
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What do you mean could??? I am sitting outside your front door right now ready to pounce on it wink :lol2:

bloody great! you see that sweeping brush? you wouldnt mind being a darling and giving the path a quick one over would you? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sweeping brush??? dunno
Nope all I see is a syrupy pancake with my name on it :inlove: :bounce:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
What do you mean could??? I am sitting outside your front door right now ready to pounce on it wink :lol2:

And Im half way down the M6 :wink: We could have a girlie pancake party with The-tongue doing the cooking :wink:
it just so happens that i now feel like i am going to be sick! evil mad confused rolleyes
lol
You shouldn't have been such a greedy cow should you :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
ooooh a girly party!!!!!!!!!
i will buy batteries for the pulsatron and everything! wink
Quote by Shireen_Mids
You shouldn't have been such a greedy cow should you :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

how jealous are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol :lol:
at least u r substansially satisfied - I'll have to find some thing to help destress now. :bounce:
Quote by maymarc
at least u r substansially satisfied - I'll have to find some thing to help destress now. :bounce:

i think there is a spoo with sytup on it in the washing up bowl! lol :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
You shouldn't have been such a greedy cow should you :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

how jealous are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol :lol:
flipa :flipa: :flipa: :lol2:
Quote by markandnicky
ooooh a girly party!!!!!!!!!
i will buy batteries for the pulsatron and everything! wink

might be being blokey and thick
what is a pulsathingymajig
well we would show you, but we would have to kill you afterwards!
pulsatron aka replacement hubby! lol
wink
mmmmmmmmmmm
WBB xxx
rather have a tiger than a lamb hun
Phredd :love: & kiss es
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wink
mmmmmmmmmmm
WBB xxx
rather have a tiger than a lamb hun
Phredd :love: & kiss es

oooooh you always say the nicest things! :twisted:
Quote by markandnicky
ooooh a girly party!!!!!!!!!
i will buy batteries for the pulsatron and everything! wink

might be being blokey and thick
what is a pulsathingymajig
well we would show you, but we would have to kill you afterwards!
pulsatron aka replacement hubby! lol
is it worth dieing for???????????????
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm depends which attachment you use! lol
I don't like syrup... may I have one with ice cream in please?
biggrin
bloody hell, i have statrted something now!!!!
lol
KM tonguey offered to do you one wirth "cream" but i told him you were not THAT way inclined! wink :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
bloody hell, i have statrted something now!!!!
lol
KM tonguey offered to do you one wirth "cream" but i told him you were not THAT way inclined! wink :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who is tonguey? redface
:giggle:
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bloody hell, i have statrted something now!!!!
lol
KM tonguey offered to do you one wirth "cream" but i told him you were not THAT way inclined! wink :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who is tonguey? redface
:giggle:
t'otheralf
:lol: :lol: :lol:
aka in these parts as "the_tongue"
Quote by markandnicky
nicky is right!!!

this is gonna cost me money this..
where u get i from is there a site
do u recommend it
ann summers.
not sure if they still do them though, about 35-40 quid and worth every penny.
Quote by well_busty_babe
bloody hell, i have statrted something now!!!!
lol
KM tonguey offered to do you one wirth "cream" but i told him you were not THAT way inclined! wink :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who is tonguey? redface
:giggle:
t'otheralf
:lol: :lol: :lol:
aka in these parts as "the_tongue"
:giggle:
Ahhh I see!
Well you can deliver the pancake and tell him about it later! :wink: