Its so true that my quest was to find a young cute lass that would drink used cold cooking oil through a clear plastic straw straight from a chip pan .well this much is true in saying that I now come to the conclusion that it will never happen . I cant understand why its not as if I was asking 4 a female to drink petrol straight from the pump as I know this would lead to serious health implication for her or she might even catch I decide to put this fetish to one side till the world is not so square.
My new fetish is to see female drink table as Mayonnaises , Mustards. Vinaigrettes, Barbecue sauce,tomatoes sauce ,or even salad they must be able to drink a whole large bottle through a clear plastic straw and here the twist at the same time as smoking a havana cigar
So if any of you are brave enough to give it a try pm me.. ps no dam time waster when I say a large bottle I mean a full large bottle
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Gagmaster, Im so sorry you havent found the girl to fulfill your fantasy....surely all that vinegaryness from condiments would give said lady an upset tum?? i 
Throw in a havana cigar and Im sure thats a recipe for a massive clean up operation of projectile bodily fluids from either end if ever Ive seen one.
Im confused tho...she must suck through a straw, at the same time as smoking a stogie? Is that what you meant....surely a medical impossibility, given that the epiglottis shuts over the trachea when swallowing, therefore rendering it impossible to inhale smoke at the same time as swallowing the contents of the sauce aisle at Tesco.
Now, had you chosen to have a fetish about seeing a woman eat her own weight in deep pan margerita pizza, I may have been happy to oblige, but Im afraid condiments just dont cut the mustard for me.
In the mean time, as your search continues, come and post and regale us with some tales (ommitting any identifying details and making it vague enough that you wont be accused of being indiscreet) of past experience of your swallowing fetish, and what first drew you to prefer condiments over say....melted chocolate, champagne or even a nice raspberry coulis, that a woman may have preferred over a jar of Hellmans finest!
Im intrigued to say the least.
Throw in a havana cigar and Im sure thats a recipe for a massive clean up operation of projectile bodily fluids from either end if ever Ive seen one.
Im confused tho...she must suck through a straw, at the same time as smoking a stogie? Is that what you meant....surely a medical impossibility, given that the epiglottis shuts over the trachea when swallowing, therefore rendering it impossible to inhale smoke at the same time as swallowing the contents of the sauce aisle at Tesco.
Now, had you chosen to have a fetish about seeing a woman eat her own weight in deep pan margerita pizza, I may have been happy to oblige, but Im afraid condiments just dont cut the mustard for me.
In the mean time, as your search continues, come and post and regale us with some tales (ommitting any identifying details and making it vague enough that you wont be accused of being indiscreet) of past experience of your swallowing fetish, and what first drew you to prefer condiments over say....melted chocolate, champagne or even a nice raspberry coulis, that a woman may have preferred over a jar of Hellmans finest!
Im intrigued to say the least.
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Will Branston Pickle do? You know, those new squirty bottles? It's small chunk and she's a damn good sucker so getting it up a straw should be no problem.. let me know.
Cheers.
I feel a risk assessment is in order, those small chunks could be deceiving :twisted:
Orgasminator
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Its so true that my quest was to find a young cute lass that would drink used cold cooking oil through a clear plastic straw straight from a chip pan .well this much is true in saying that I now come to the conclusion that it will never happen . I cant understand why its not as if I was asking 4 a female to drink petrol straight from the pump as I know this would lead to serious health implication for her or she might even catch I decide to put this fetish to one side till the world is not so square.
My new fetish is to see female drink table as Mayonnaises , Mustards. Vinaigrettes, Barbecue sauce,tomatoes sauce ,or even salad they must be able to drink a whole large bottle through a clear plastic straw and here the twist at the same time as smoking a havana cigar
So if any of you are brave enough to give it a try pm me.. ps no dam time waster when I say a large bottle I mean a full large bottle
Here's the Mayo, but sadly no cigar
Sex God
gagmaster, have you considered putting up an advert in the Fetish adverts section of the site?
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Will Branston Pickle do? You know, those new squirty bottles? It's small chunk and she's a damn good sucker so getting it up a straw should be no problem.. let me know.
Cheers.
I feel a risk assessment is in order, those small chunks could be deceiving :twisted:
Hmmm, good point - we could liquidise it or is that cheating? Bigger straw? Bigger mouth? :twisted:
Gagmaster, please advise, thanks
Sex God
I could happily drink Balsamic vinegar from a bottle but I don't have tits. Sorry
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
I could happily drink Balsamic vinegar from a bottle but I don't have tits. Sorry
Eeewwwww - wierdo! :lol:
It's nice with olive oil and bread for dipping but from a bottle?
Good quality balsamic yes. Current favourite is hazelnut cream balsamic vinegar. Perfect on roasted shallots and cherry tomatoes on the vine.
Sex God
It's GOT to be Worcester Sauce. 
:D:D:D:D
What about Marmite? You'd need a big straw and a good suck - but I bet you could do it. :D
:D:D:D:DWhat about Marmite? You'd need a big straw and a good suck - but I bet you could do it. :D
Sex God
jdwxxx, please try and post constructively.
Sex God
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jdwxxx, please try and post constructively.
I thought that was quite constructive... the whole thread has made me feel queasy!
He is quite blatantly a troll, I'm just letting him know that this particular attempt at trolling is bad.
I'll be more constructive though... the part, gagmaster, where you say 'i have a new fetish....' screams nonsense to me, you don't develop a new fetish over the course of a week or month... as wiki states "Modern psychology assumes that fetishism either is being conditioned or imprinted or the result of a strong emotional (i.e. traumatic) experience."
Anyhoo, continue the trolling.... your crap at it, but practice makes perfect
I'll be more constructive though... the part, gagmaster, where you say 'i have a new fetish....' screams nonsense to me, you don't develop a new fetish over the course of a week or month... as wiki states "Modern psychology assumes that fetishism either is being conditioned or imprinted or the result of a strong emotional (i.e. traumatic) experience."
Anyhoo, continue the trolling.... your crap at it, but practice makes perfect
Sex God
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He is quite blatantly a troll, I'm just letting him know that this particular attempt at trolling is bad.
In your opinion. As you feel the need to point out on every one of gagmaster's threads.
Sex God
Quote by jdwxxx
He is quite blatantly a troll, I'm just letting him know that this particular attempt at trolling is bad.
In your opinion. As you feel the need to point out on every one of gagmaster's threads.
i'll leave little puppykins alone from now on xxxx
Forgive my ignorance, what is trolling?
Sex God