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Local depends on how much time I have, or desperate I am. Local today is to far tomorrow.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I just had to share this one with you....
I have an ad which I thought was pretty clear. I have specifically mentioned localish (not really more than an hour away).
There have been a few who ignored this and replied anyway, even though they are 150< miles away.
But the one this morning topped the lot.... 2,443 miles away :shock:
Has anyone had one further than that?

Yep......... Today ................ 2,497 miles away .......... He is in Turkey apparently and looking to meet English Lady for fun and massage ??????????????
Has someone deleted my profile ??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just had a thought .......... it could be the same person ........... but you are south of me ... therefore slighty closer to Turkey ????
ohh i think i've had him, invited me over for a holiday :shock:
ahhhhhhhhhhhh !! but did he offer you fun and a massage ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

he even offered me his brother lol :lol: :lol:
He didn't offer me a two-way plane ticket - so he can fu*ck off! :lol:
For us 'local' is definitley defined by the ammount of fuel we can afford at the time lol
se my 'invasion of the north' thread rotflmao
Quote by PoloLady
I just had to share this one with you....
I have an ad which I thought was pretty clear. I have specifically mentioned localish (not really more than an hour away).
There have been a few who ignored this and replied anyway, even though they are 150< miles away.
But the one this morning topped the lot.... 2,443 miles away :shock:
Has anyone had one further than that?

Yep......... Today ................ 2,497 miles away .......... He is in Turkey apparently and looking to meet English Lady for fun and massage ??????????????
Has someone deleted my profile ??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just had a thought .......... it could be the same person ........... but you are south of me ... therefore slighty closer to Turkey ????
ohh i think i've had him, invited me over for a holiday :shock:
ahhhhhhhhhhhh !! but did he offer you fun and a massage ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

he even offered me his brother lol :lol: :lol:
He didn't offer me a two-way plane ticket - so he can fu*ck off! :lol:
Naughtynympho's .......... did he send you a cock shot of his brother ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I've not had anything :cry: lol
Quote by Sarah
I've not had anything :cry: lol

He must be working his way through the Turkish alphabet ............. Polo, blonde, Naughtynympho's ..................... Sarah you will be next !! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I had someone respond to my ad once who moved to Mongolia before we managed to meet up :shock:
Recently had an e-mail from him I think he's in Kuwait now so he is getting closer to home. I shall consider him local if he gets back to the same continent.
(yes I've considered the possibility that he changed his mind about meeting up)
Quote by blonde
I've not had anything :cry: lol

He must be working his way through the Turkish alphabet ............. Polo, blonde, Naughtynympho's ..................... Sarah you will be next !! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'll let you know when he get to my pm box.............. rolleyes