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foxylady2209
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Football - a game where men have to shepherd a bit of leather into an outdoor cupboard.
Any more?
tweeky
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Quote by foxylady2209
Football - a game where men have to shepherd a bit of leather into an outdoor cupboard.
Any more?

Ive just checked and there appears to be a problem with my cupboard :!: It has no net :twisted:
Definition of pain: Ant sliding down a razor blade using its bollocks as brakes
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Quote by tweeky
Definition of pain: Ant sliding down a razor blade using its bollocks as brakes

That hurts just reading it......it shouldn't but it does :shock:
Definition of an egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
tweeky
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
markz
Sex God
POLYGON........ A dead parrot....... :mrgreen:
Resonance
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P.M.T - A womans valid reason/excuse for violence and chocolate.
Osmosis - The bloke who parted the sea in Sydney harbour.
Kentswingers - People from the garden of England who attack down the right.
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Quote by Resonance
P.M.T - A womans valid reason/excuse for violence and chocolate.

We need an excuse for chocolate? :shock:
Tan____Kinky
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Man flu - Poor excuse for a couple of days in bed
Rugby - thighs thighs and more thighs with a ball thrown in for good measure
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Quote by Tan--Kinky
Rugby - thighs thighs and more thighs with a ball thrown in for good measure

There's a ball? :shock: Can't say I've ever noticed :twisted:
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theres no ball. common misconception. its just thighs.
I miss rugby at school. *sigh*
was a good way to get rid of some agression! a valid outlet for natural killer instinct.
Pete_sw
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LIFE:- something to be got through with a minimum amount of ' Osmosis ' :OD .................. bolt