Depression....

10 Jul 2004

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Sometimes it just gets me down!

10 Jul 2004

I really do hate these big-dicked men. Makes me feel so inadekwit.
I sometimes wished when i was younger that i was black. At least then i'd have natural rythm (dancing) and a big dick.
(Please don't hit me with the racist card. I'm not. And i'm in far too good a mood/frame of mind to get into enything heavy tonite).

10 Jul 2004

OUCH,OUCH,OUCH,OUCH bolt

Whats the point if it doesnt fit anywhere??????????
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jul 2004

That's why it's getting me down! And the weight of the bloody thing. Exhausting! lol

10 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
OUCH,OUCH,OUCH,OUCH
Whats the point if it doesnt fit anywhere??????????
Clare,xxx

You are such a rude girl Clare lol

10 Jul 2004

Quote by the_tongue
OUCH,OUCH,OUCH,OUCH
Whats the point if it doesnt fit anywhere??????????
Clare,xxx

You are such a rude girl Clare lol

Oh and i thoughtthat was quite ladylike for me redface

ops:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

10 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
OUCH,OUCH,OUCH,OUCH
Whats the point if it doesnt fit anywhere??????????
Clare,xxx

You are such a rude girl Clare lol

Oh and i thoughtthat was quite ladylike for me redface

ops:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
We are just going to have to see how ladylike or unlike you are,arent we

10 Jul 2004

Quote by the_tongue
We are just going to have to see how ladylike or unlike you are,arent we

That depends on if you like the librarian look with the glasses on,or the naughty girl look with her mouth full????????????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jul 2004

:shock: that's naughty smackbottom

for you Clare

10 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
That depends on if you like the librarian look with the glasses on,or the naughty girl look with her mouth full????????????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx

All of the above :twisted:

10 Jul 2004

Oww! Oww! What'd I miss?

10 Jul 2004

Quote by dambuster

That depends on if you like the librarian look with the glasses on,or the naughty girl look with her mouth full????????????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx

All of the above :twisted:
Greedy!!! lol

Clare,xxx
:wink:

10 Jul 2004

There ya go. Another of my faults. You see, I DO have some. I just can't think of them when I'm asked.

10 Jul 2004

Sorry mods but I thought I'd seen a similar joke pic in here!
I appologise... :twisted:
If anyone wants to Pm me regarding the funny piccie then do. wink

10 Jul 2004

Quote by dambuster
There ya go. Another of my faults. You see, I DO have some. I just can't think of them when I'm asked.

Nothing wrong with wanting everything as much as possible :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Is there???
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
That depends on if you like the librarian look with the glasses on,or the naughty girl look with her mouth full????????????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx

:shock: You been reading my mind Clare? redface

10 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
There ya go. Another of my faults. You see, I DO have some. I just can't think of them when I'm asked.

Nothing wrong with wanting everything as much as possible :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Is there???
Clare,xxx
wink

Only if you want/need more than the other person has.

10 Jul 2004

I always carry mine about in a wheel barrow anyhow and I have found if you get a good chicken picture up for you avitar you can technically still have a legal cock shot...boy I do like to be the anarchist!

10 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
I always carry mine about in a wheel barrow anyhow and I have found if you get a good chicken picture up for you avitar you can technically still have a legal cock shot...boy I do like to be the anarchist!

You should have seen this guys! Looks like he may have needed a wheelbarrow. Are you sure it wasn't you Rocky? wink

10 Jul 2004

Naw...
I am the shy retiring wall flower type.
Anyway the thing about these guys, is unlike us NORMAL people, we can squirm away and hide a stiffy if it appears on the bus or from too long driving as sometimes happens BUT imagine the poor guy when all of a suden he has this firkin pink flesh steering lock appear from nowhere and just what do you do then at 70 on the outside lane...?

10 Jul 2004

I guess the police would pull him over for dangerous driving and ask him "Is this your cock, sir?" :grin:

10 Jul 2004

so he's got a problematic gearstick then???
He could always hope it was Ponch from CHIPs that pulled him over... certainly knock the white outts his smile wouldn't it??? or did he have that inane grin cos his partner had a massive cock and had played a game of hide the sausage in Ponchs' arse before getting on that motorbike!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

10 Jul 2004

guys guys guys...........................you all ready now this, but most women want average guys...................not huge guys.......really...............so don't be sad and enjoy what you have....... biggrin

Okay maybe a minority want huge guys, but not all. :D

10 Jul 2004

Wotcha cock

10 Jul 2004

Quote by MrsFC
most women want average guys

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Half of all men are below-average, you know. What about them?
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Are there no women who fantasize about a penis smaller than their clitoris?
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

10 Jul 2004

Quote by MrsFC
guys guys guys...........................you all ready now this, but most women want average guys...................not huge guys.......really...............so don't be sad and enjoy what you have.......
Okay maybe a minority want huge guys, but not all. :D

Glad to hear it MrsFC! smile

So when do you want me then? :P

10 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Wotcha cock

Blinding!!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The weird and the wonderful is found on the net eh!!! Cheers for finding that MrFC!

11 Jul 2004

Its a mind set fella's. Think more positive.
I have got an enormous cock, its just the fact that the rest of my body is soooo much bigger that makes it look small.