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Sex God
Is this a no expense spared kinda date?
Sex God
One with no willy problems or bunny boiling tendencies would suit me fine! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
One with no willy problems or bunny boiling tendencies would suit me fine! :giggle:
Kindly enlarge on 'willy problems' please!!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
One with no willy problems or bunny boiling tendencies would suit me fine! :giggle:
Kindly enlarge on 'willy problems' please!!
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Are you absolutely sure you'd like me to enlarge on that?
Now think about it carefully before you answer.
Sex God
Defo with you on the willy probs/bunny boiler thing DG... I have had some shockers of dates with just such tendencies.
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
One with no willy problems or bunny boiling tendencies would suit me fine! :giggle:
Kindly enlarge on 'willy problems' please!!
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Are you absolutely sure you'd like me to enlarge on that?
Now think about it carefully before you answer.
Well I was enlarging (just looking at yer avatar) - so I thought it'd be a good thing fer you to as well!!
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Sex God
A date that enlarges as the time passes :shock: ... well that could just get a tad bit embarrasing! :shock: :lol: It could end up being like one of those hideous* inflatable santa things that slowly stalks out of the equally hideous* inflatable chimneys and waves in a freaky stalker kind of way that people see fit to disgrace their gardens and my eyesight with...I digress.
Perfect date... pulse, teeth (not necessarily their own) will be sufficient. :lol: Now, don't all rush at once! ;) :lol:
(*disclaimer...only my opinion)
Sex God
Quote by westerross
One with no willy problems or bunny boiling tendencies would suit me fine! :giggle:
Kindly enlarge on 'willy problems' please!!
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Are you absolutely sure you'd like me to enlarge on that?
Now think about it carefully before you answer.
Well I was enlarging (just looking at yer avatar) - so I thought it'd be a good thing fer you to as well!!
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Well lets just say that I had a couple of dates a while ago and the willy issues (not in a good way) were rather off-putting! :lol:
Well lets just say that I had a couple of dates a while ago and the willy issues (not in a good way) were rather off-putting!
Yuk! Also agree on the bunny boiling tendencies, had my share of that.
For me it could be a Goldie Hawn from a few years ago, or Sigourney from about the time of Alien. Kylie a couple of years ago.... oo the list could be endless
Sex God
A stroll through the Garden District, a ride on the streetcar then dinner at Galatoires... wandering back along the levy and perhaps cocktails somewhere chi-chi before finishing up in a blues joint I know off Esplanade. Great music till the early hours then coffee and beignets at Cafe du Monde and watch the sunrise over the Mississppi...
Ahhhh, New Orleans - the city is magical and somehow something delightfully unexpected always happens. Truly the perfect setting for a perfect date.
Ahhhh, New Orleans - the city is magical and somehow something delightfully unexpected always happens. Truly the perfect setting for a perfect date.
