Descriptive words pecking order.

16 Jul 2004

Right peeps,
as there seem to be a lot of weirdoes and moaners coming onto the site and complaining they are banned and stuff, we have had to throw quite a few of the descriptive words around (i.e., twat, twit etc). confused

What I was wondering isâ€¦â€¦.
â€¦ should we have a rating for each word so that we can appoint them according to the misdemeanour the poster has committed? :P
For example.. someone who comes on complaining that they cant access the chat room as they have not registered might only be a foolâ€¦. As its not as serious an offence as someone who comes on trying to post commercial adverts (who we could call a twat).
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I will start the list with a fewâ€¦. Anyone who has any more can add them. :twisted:
Grade one ( for those who need a cyber slap)
( not posted in respect of the AUP)
Grade two ( for those who need a cyber shaking)
Twat
Muppet( tm Mal609)
Grade three (for those who need a cyber sigh)
Twit
Weirdo
Grade four (for those who need just pointing in the right direction)
Loony
Fool

16 Jul 2004

You've got my Twats and Twits in but not my Tossers and Turds!!!! :cry:
They need a look in too you know.... lol

Apart from that slight whinge - it's great! xx

16 Jul 2004

I would't mind seeing a numpty thrown in somewhere, their only mildly foolish, unlike a fLuckwit and a turd.

16 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
You've got my Twats and Twits in but not my Tossers and Turds!!!! :cry:
They need a look in too you know....
Apart from that slight whinge - it's great! xx

you never classified tossers and turds though.. so i cant put them in! lol

Quote by davej
I would't mind seeing a numpty thrown in somewhere, their only mildly foolish, unlike a fLuckwit and a turd.

so grade 4???

16 Jul 2004

yep reckon thats fair WBB a numpty is a grade four

16 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
You've got my Twats and Twits in but not my Tossers and Turds!!!! :cry:
They need a look in too you know....
Apart from that slight whinge - it's great! xx

you never classified tossers and turds though.. so i cant put them in! lol

Quote by davej
I would't mind seeing a numpty thrown in somewhere, their only mildly foolish, unlike a fLuckwit and a turd.

so grade 4???
I would have them, in descending order (i.e. worst first)
Twat - see under Hugh Jardon
Twit - see ... no, can't do that... :P
Turd
Tosser
Had a debate with a male colleague and he reckons that being a wanker is worse than being a tosser... can't see it myself!
x x

16 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
Had a debate with a male colleague and he reckons that being a wanker is worse than being a tosser... can't see it myself!
x x

I have to agree with you Jags, I reason that to some degree we are all from time to time wankers ( when the need arises )
but to be labelled a tosser is something else.
WBB
what about describing someone as an absolute sheep shagger? :shock: :shock:
Gilbert

16 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
what about describing someone as an absolute sheep shagger? :shock: :shock:
Gilbert

Or you could just say "Welshman"

16 Jul 2004

Quote by Vix

what about describing someone as an absolute sheep shagger? :shock: :shock:
Gilbert

Or you could just say "Welshman"
Oi I resent that remark. It is uncalled for just because I am Welsh mad

Anyway, my solicitor got me off because he argued the sheep backed onto to me by accident :shock: :shock:
Dave_Notts

16 Jul 2004

What about the ones we use in the office
Muppet - Not very good whenever not being told what to do step by step like a puppet (see you got that name already)
Donut - general idiot, may be hope
Stale Donut - Repeated proof of idiot status, no hope

16 Jul 2004

What about "dingbat", that's a great word cool

16 Jul 2004

You are aware that a Twat is a pregnant stickleback...
FFS did I really say that redface

16 Jul 2004

There's always
"Wazuk"

16 Jul 2004

the insult i normally use at work is handrag

16 Jul 2004

What is a Handrag?
what about you complete and utter TWONK ( c, del boy circa late 80s)
Gilbert

16 Jul 2004

growing up in a semi jewish area Yiddish seems to be peppered with insults
what about
Schmuck
Gilbert

16 Jul 2004

a handrag is a BIG insult lol.. its what u use to wipe up "mess" lol

17 Jul 2004

Ive noticed that there are a few "villages" about (village idiot),
also quiet a few "tumbleweeds" too (people who have a retetion ability of zero)
My fave is "Balloonhead"

17 Jul 2004

I have a couple of favs
Local - courtesy of League of Gentleman
Stupid Head - very childish but really irritates people for some reason
Cunty Bollock (TM Tim)
Jas
XXX

17 Jul 2004

Pillock has been around for a few years now, but I still find it good to use.
Mike.