Just imagine you are on a ship....... in a storm........
You know the ship will sink... as it cannot withstand the power of the sea..... and the strength of the rain during this storm...... thunder and lightening are raging all around you.
You may gather up only 5 articles from your cabin to take with you........
What are you going to take....???
These must be articles found in your cabin..... and you cannot take another person... as you could not swim and help someone else...... it will be everyone for themselves......
Remember......... only 5 articles can be saved from the ship before it sinks to the bottom of the sea, leaving you to flounder your way towards a distant deserted island...............
equi-princess xxx
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Well, as someone who never remembers to take anything of any practical importance when I stay away from home, I'm assuming I wouldn't have much in my cabin that would serve me at all well if I was ship wrecked 
But first, I would obviously grab my mobile phone to ring the fire brigade (or whoever is best emergency to ring under such circumstances
), but as it never gets a bloody signal when I need to to, it probably wouldn't be any use anyway :roll: :roll: :roll:
I would then be a bit stuck. I don't think my pink ballet shoes would be much use on a desert island, so I wouldn't bother with those.... but I think my fluffy cushion would come with me just for moral support, and Jinty the Rug, obviously for something to sleep on.
So, that's three items.
Two more? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. my tooth brush would have to come, I do like to keep my teeth clean.
One more??????? Well, dunno.......... I suppose, that asuming Judy was my roomie in the cabin as in the Village, I would raid Judy's make up bag for those pliers...... I guess they might come in handy if there was a dodgy radiator on the island
.
So there you have it:
1. Phone
2. Fluffy Cushion
3. Jinty the Rug
4. Tooth Brush
5. Judy's Pliers
8-) 8-)
But first, I would obviously grab my mobile phone to ring the fire brigade (or whoever is best emergency to ring under such circumstances
), but as it never gets a bloody signal when I need to to, it probably wouldn't be any use anyway :roll: :roll: :roll: I would then be a bit stuck. I don't think my pink ballet shoes would be much use on a desert island, so I wouldn't bother with those.... but I think my fluffy cushion would come with me just for moral support, and Jinty the Rug, obviously for something to sleep on.
So, that's three items.
Two more? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. my tooth brush would have to come, I do like to keep my teeth clean.
One more??????? Well, dunno.......... I suppose, that asuming Judy was my roomie in the cabin as in the Village, I would raid Judy's make up bag for those pliers...... I guess they might come in handy if there was a dodgy radiator on the island
.So there you have it:
1. Phone
2. Fluffy Cushion
3. Jinty the Rug
4. Tooth Brush
5. Judy's Pliers
8-) 8-) 
am I being too much of a boy? Quote by equi-princess
Just imagine you are on a ship....... in a storm........
You know the ship will sink... as it cannot withstand the power of the sea..... and the strength of the rain during this storm...... thunder and lightening are raging all around you.
You may gather up only 5 articles from your cabin to take with you........
What are you going to take....???
These must be articles found in your cabin..... and you cannot take another person... as you could not swim and help someone else...... it will be everyone for themselves......
Remember......... only 5 articles can be saved from the ship before it sinks to the bottom of the sea, leaving you to flounder your way towards a distant deserted island...............
equi-princess xxx
Bloody hell woman, fabulous bit of descriptive writing - I closed my eyes and I was there, although feeling a bit sea sick now.
Mmmmm now that the room has stopped moving and I have thought about the question.
Bit peeved that that I cannot take other people, what about my staff? – who will do the ironing, turn down the bed, mow the lawn – ahhh what a quandary.
Never mind – rules are rules
1. An axe
2. Ray Mears book of Bushcraft
3. The Home Distillation Handbook
4. Masturbation Made Easy handbook ( smear proof edition)
5. How To Win Friends and Influence People, the Noddy guide
5 things is that all carnt women have more .
awwww .
1 plenty of ciggys .
2 lighter
3 petrol for lighter .
4 guy with 8 inches who can shag ( hes not from this planet does that count ) .
5 swiss army knife .
As long as iv got my fags and a shag .
who need food i can stand to loose some weight :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
awwww .
1 plenty of ciggys .
2 lighter
3 petrol for lighter .
4 guy with 8 inches who can shag ( hes not from this planet does that count ) .
5 swiss army knife .
As long as iv got my fags and a shag .
who need food i can stand to loose some weight
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: