Sex God
Bloody hell there are some rude gits here in forum. Just as a topic gets going some twat has to come in and hijack the bloody thing ruining it totally. Honestly!
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Deviating from the topic
Sex God
I quite agree....
... but thats enough on that subject, I'm thinking of buying a new car, any opinions which I should look for?
... but thats enough on that subject, I'm thinking of buying a new car, any opinions which I should look for?
Sex God
Quote by InannaId love to sit in a comfy chair with a mug of the immaculate drink that is coffee and watch. I'd even cheer at the appropriate moments!
Anyone fancy a shag...??
Sex God
Yes they did. And that request finally broke Jim 
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by Inanna
Anyone fancy a shag...??
You've always got to lower the tone havent you LB lol Anyone would think this was a sex site the way you go on
A sex site...!!!! What's one of those, then...?
MultitudeOfMackerel or whatever it's called?
That's a sex site. This is a swinging site. We do things differently here. I highly doubt your blatant attempt at a tart is gonna work on here, oh no.*wanders off muttering something about the subtle approach or some such gubbins* :roll:
Quote by neilinleeds
Anyone fancy a shag...??
You've always got to lower the tone havent you LB lol Anyone would think this was a sex site the way you go on
A sex site...!!!! What's one of those, then...?
MultitudeOfMackerel or whatever it's called?
That's a sex site. This is a swinging site. We do things differently here. I highly doubt your blatant attempt at a tart is gonna work on here, oh no.*wanders off muttering something about the subtle approach or some such gubbins* :roll:
I was actually going more for the slut image, than the tart image... Darn it...
Lilith xx
Orgasminator
Quote by Inanna
Anyone fancy a shag...??
If you can wait till Saturday I'll oblige
Sex God
I was actually going more for the slut image, than the tart image... Darn it...
Ah. Well yes, I suppose the slut vs tart thing is a subtle distinction and sometimes difficult to pull off. Or I may have misread. Keep practising. I found tarting and slutting, blatantly or otherwise came quite naturally after a bit. You'll get there.
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Bloody hell there are some rude gits here in forum. Just as a topic gets going some twat has to come in and hijack the bloody thing ruining it totally. Honestly!
I learned long ago never to start a serious thread in here on a Saturday night.
And at most other times.
Sex God
Deviating with a Topic .................. we thought a Mars Bar was enough
Orgasminator
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Deviating with a Topic .................. we thought a Mars Bar was enough
Isn't it a finger of fudge that's just enough...? :lol:
A finger is never enough, I prefer Kit-Kat.
2 fingers or 4?
2 if I fancy a little nibble and 4 when I fancy a mouthful
:twisted:preferring the chunky myself
Orgasminator
nothing but a 4 finger will do me lmao xx
Orgasminator
nothing but a 4 finger will do me lmao xx
Sex God
Any one for those wonderful ridges of a Toblerone ?
:eeek:
:eeek:
Sex God
Like a French Tickler, but in chocolate form? I can see that working actually. Might wanna have a good suck on it first to smooth out the bumps a bit before going for yer G-Spot orgasm with it mind, being careful with the potential for dental injury, obviously. T'would be self-smoothing after a bit, though, wouldn't it? Less effective as time wears on.