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I might need one of those macro lenses, for photographing small things. If any one has one?
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I like good quality porn and piccies of peeps doing what they like to do. There is a ot of skill to producing quality porn and erotica. Some of the advertisers and responders don't realise this and produce shifty, useless images. On a free site you will get far too much response. My advice is to go to a fee paying site and get involved.
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Can someone please tell me where the hidden text is either in our ad or our webpage that only single males can see?
Or is there a secret language that is only visible when the penis reads the page?
Fred
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We prefer non-smokers and NO single males please although we are quite happy to chat to everyone
I think it has something to do with this!!!!
I know what you are on about though. Me being a bloke, I had a profile on here looking for couples. Low and behold I started getting emails from single men who state they are straight yet insist that they are what I am looking for. Including some quite gross pics too.
I think we should lock every single bloke in a room and not let them out until only one is left. At least that way we will know who is doing all this if it continues. A bit extreme but fair.
A bit harsh, and not at all fair mate. Some guys are decent enough people and follow all the rules. To label all guys as losers and timewasters isn't really fair.
As a single guy, I get cross with the idiots that spoil it for everyone. What also annoys me is when I answer an couple's advert who are looking for guys and I fit all their criteria and don't get a reply. I always put an effort into writing emails and never send out a cut-and-paste reply, always put a few pics (always tasteful lol) and I never get a reply back!
I appreciate that couples get lots of emails and even more timewasters, but if I got a nice, genuine email replying to one of my ads I would send a reply, even if it is just a quick "no thanks". Granted, they may not find me attractive for whatever reason, but thats no reason to be rude. Rightly or wrongly couples do hold all the cards and a minority of them seem to know this and adopt an arrogance that is quite rude. All I'm asking for is a bit of courtesy.
I guess a lot of single guys start off by putting an effort into things, but after a while the less patient of them probably think "Well, I'm not going to get a reply so I'll just send a one liner". Counter productive I know and just adds to the vicious circle....
Anyhoo rant over!
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Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant
I both understand and agree! Lets face it, dicks are ugly bloody things. There are some who insist upon seeing them, which is why on my ad it says nude / dick pics on request.
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There, there Jags, whats troubling you today?
TOO many dick pics... god, do you men KNOW how horrible they are??? Mind you, shots of women's bits are no more lovely - I would NOT ever ever ever answer an ad from a man with a dick pic.
Bad day at mill. Dick pics are the objects of hate today - mind you I have always hated them, just never said before!!
did i ever tell you i had an add number
and not a dick pic in sight (well unless you class the 3 photos of me as one)Jiggle
Quote by Jags
Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant
Calm down dear, it's only a Dick Pic : with appologies to Michael Winter.
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Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant
Calm down dear, it's only a Dick Pic : with appologies to Michael Winter.
Winter?
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant
Calm down dear, it's only a Dick Pic : with appologies to Michael Winter.
Winter?
Michael Winner in the cold :lol: