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did c**p on the lottery again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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twos_company
Sex God
Is someone up there punishing us?????????????
when did a swinger win the lotterey?? and build the best club ever???
MandH
Sex God
dunno
And it won't happen this week with the numbers I got sad
The__Muttleys
Orgasminator
mmmm what a lovely thought. we should get lottery funding for that though, shouldnt we?? :shock: :!:
markz
Sex God
Quote by The Muttleys
mmmm what a lovely thought. we should get lottery funding for that though, shouldnt we?? :shock: :!:

on what grounds? sporting, charitable or the arts
The__Muttleys
Orgasminator
All 3,,,,,,,were very sporty, we give and recieve charitably, and the ladies, lets face it chaps are an art form in theyre own right.
wink wink wink wink wink wink
Unknown User
Anyone like to advise me how to spend all the money I`ve saved over the years by never, ever buying a lottery ticket?
Recon I`ve saved about four hundred pounds - based on a weekly expenditure of one pound...
twos_company
Sex God
no!!!!!!!!!!
it`s £2 a week wednesday/sat!!!!!!!!!!!
where did that £800 go?????????
Unknown User
what are last nights numbers ???
2 tickets waiting to be checked !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by twos_company
no!!!!!!!!!!
it`s £2 a week wednesday/sat!!!!!!!!!!!
where did that £800 go?????????

Well I never!!
I bought a second hand car (Rover 214sli M reg - guess how much I paid for it?
£800!
Something to thing about! eh?
MandH
Sex God
Quote by PrincessSwallows
I won £10!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!
1st time I ever one, but then I rarely do the lottery anyways confused

Ello darlin................. can I help you spend them winnings :grin:
Dune
Casanova
Well I did the stupid thing and have a set of numbers that I always play with. So if I dont put the lottery on I have to make sure that I dont look at the numbers.
I have won a few tenners over the past few years and a couple of weeks ago I actually got 4 numbers and won a grand total of £65...wow
Unknown User
Quote by markz
mmmm what a lovely thought. we should get lottery funding for that though, shouldnt we?? :shock: :!:

on what grounds? sporting, charitable or the arts
I think it should be on all three lol
Sporting = for the fun it brings. smile
Charitable = for that is what some singlies think it should be. :twisted:
Arts = for those of us remaining. :love: at it's best.
phredd
ps = I did not mention gender
mr__powers1
Sex God
I got 4 numbers and won £77 ......but that was still still 2 away from 6 numbers!
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by twos_company
as a persecuted group of people!!!!!!!!!

Persecuted Minority Group or PSG for short.
We have all the active ingredients,
Gay,
Bi-sexual,
Ethnic,
Lesbian,
Black,
Brown, and all colours of the human spectrum*,
Delinquent (Postie n HappyCats to mention just two),
Sexual Deviants
, erm what else……….. Oh yeah ……..
Homeless (me if I don’t get my arse off this confuser soon)
erm… what else we got… oh I know,
Single Parents,
Unemployed,
Low wages,
Women with PMT,
Women who are pregnant,
The list goes on, Yes I think we deffo qualify for a Lottery Grant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
…………. Oh hang on a minute, there is a fly in the ointment, sad …………. we also have WHAMWAC (“White Working Average Married Males With Children”) on here, oh bugger…. evil evil
There goes the grant. rolleyes
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
I got 3 numbers once, funny thing was it was the first 3 numbers out so by the time they was drawing the 4th i was almost falling off the chair lol
MandH
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I got 3 numbers once, funny thing was it was the first 3 numbers out so by the time they was drawing the 4th i was almost falling off the chair lol

Why? .................. was you pissed again innocent