Did I really say that ????

30 Mar 2006

So there I was in my own little world, pasting the wallpaper ready to hang and I just looked at the brush then down to the bucket and said out loud ' Is it just me or does wallpaper paste really look like a bucket of cum?'
My teenage son appeared at my side, looked at me and shook his head before saying 'Mum, I really think you need to find yourself a man'
How embarassed was I ??? surprised

ops: :oops:

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

So there I was in my own little world, pasting the wallpaper ready to hang and I just looked at the brush then down to the bucket and said out loud ' Is it just me or does wallpaper paste really look like a bucket of cum?'
My teenage son appeared at my side, looked at me and shook his head before saying 'Mum, I really think you need to find yourself a man'
How embarassed was I ??? ops: :oops:

:giggle: :giggle:

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

So there I was in my own little world, pasting the wallpaper ready to hang and I just looked at the brush then down to the bucket and said out loud ' Is it just me or does wallpaper paste really look like a bucket of cum?'
My teenage son appeared at my side, looked at me and shook his head before saying 'Mum, I really think you need to find yourself a man'
How embarassed was I ??? ops: :oops:

i know need a bucket as ive just nearly pee'd me self laughing :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
absolutee classic sassy kiss

30 Mar 2006

Reminds me of one of my favourite IRC quotes...
<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!
<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.

30 Mar 2006

Told ya before hun...
Handy Man available... & I 'cum' with my own Bucket! :giggle:

30 Mar 2006

Quote by mike48
Sassy .....just a thought but if you are looking for a man in your life maby taking off the "NO SINGLE MEN" from your add may help..........was just a thought

If I did that I'd be overrun with them ! This way I can pick and choose. Sneaky I know but hey ! flipa

:giggle: :giggle:

30 Mar 2006

The thing is, does it taste like it?

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Peterlg
The thing is, does it taste like it?

Well I'm not likely to stick my tongue in and find out now am I?? rolleyes

:doh:

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well I'm not likely to stick my tongue in and find out now am I?? :doh:

Hmmm.
I must remember that line.

30 Mar 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Told ya before hun...
Handy Man available... & I 'cum' with my own Bucket! :giggle:

:fuckinghell: beat me again :fuckinghell: :giggle:
sassy over ere........................ my buckets bigger :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

30 Mar 2006

It's a bit like posting in the wrong MSN window, telling one of the blokes off the site what you'd like to do with his pussy can be a tad embarrasing sometimes redface

30 Mar 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
It's a bit like posting in the wrong MSN window, telling one of the blokes off the site what you'd like to do with his pussy can be a tad embarrasing sometimes

:giggle: :giggle:

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

So there I was in my own little world, pasting the wallpaper ready to hang and I just looked at the brush then down to the bucket and said out loud ' Is it just me or does wallpaper paste really look like a bucket of cum?'
My teenage son appeared at my side, looked at me and shook his head before saying 'Mum, I really think you need to find yourself a man'
How embarassed was I ??? ops: :oops:

WOW i have never seen a whole bucket of cum before, sure they agreed on another thread about a teaspoon being the average amount but a whole bucket of it ffs he must of been a real heavy cummer lol

:lol: :lol:
Shaz x

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

So there I was in my own little world, pasting the wallpaper ready to hang and I just looked at the brush then down to the bucket and said out loud ' Is it just me or does wallpaper paste really look like a bucket of cum?'
My teenage son appeared at my side, looked at me and shook his head before saying 'Mum, I really think you need to find yourself a man'
How embarassed was I ??? ops: :oops:

WOW i have never seen a whole bucket of cum before, sure they agreed on another thread about a teaspoon being the average amount but a whole bucket of it ffs he must of been a real heavy cummer lol

:lol: :lol:
Shaz x
:doh: :sticky:

30 Mar 2006

I did a kind of similar thing last night, was perving in the chat room when my father phoned. We started the usual conversations etc and just as I was trying to explain that I would need a sick note from the Doctor soon, I noticed Farmersboy entering the same room as meâ€¦
Me to my dad â€œIâ€™ll need to get a Farmersboy from the â€¦Doctor soonâ€ :doh:
Firelizard pissing herself as I valiantly tried to cover my blunder. smackbottom

Could have been much worse though, what if it had been Cu^t_licker. :shock:
Stormwalker

30 Mar 2006

Quote by dpg230272
Told ya before hun...
Handy Man available... & I 'cum' with my own Bucket! :giggle:

:fuckinghell: beat me again :fuckinghell: :giggle:
sassy over ere........................ my buckets bigger :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
My bucket is of more modest proportions, redface

but I can I have a nicer bumâ€¦well she does anyway. rolleyes

Stormwalker

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
:'
My teenage son appeared at my side, looked at me and shook his head before saying 'Mum, I really think you need to find yourself a man'
How embarassed was I ??? ops:

better watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he`ll start bringing friends home for u
biggrin

:D :D :D

30 Mar 2006

Quote by twos_company
better watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he`ll start bringing friends home for u
:D :D :D

I've already had the tour of all the single teachers in his school on parent's evening rolleyes

30 Mar 2006

:D :D :D
hope u didnt sit on the chair like that!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
best report ever coming up........ smile

30 Mar 2006

Quote by twos_company
:D :D :D
hope u didnt sit on the chair like that!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
best report ever coming up........

:doh: Why didn't I think of that?

30 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
:D :D :D
hope u didnt sit on the chair like that!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
best report ever coming up........

:doh: Why didn't I think of that?
O levels rolleyes

31 Mar 2006

Quote by Phoenix
:D :D :D
hope u didnt sit on the chair like that!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
best report ever coming up........

:doh: Why didn't I think of that?
O levels rolleyes

31 Mar 2006

Quote by firelizard
I did a kind of similar thing last night, was perving in the chat room when my father phoned. We started the usual conversations etc and just as I was trying to explain that I would need a sick note from the Doctor soon, I noticed Farmersboy entering the same room as meâ€¦
Me to my dad â€œIâ€™ll need to get a Farmersboy from the â€¦Doctor soonâ€ :doh:
Firelizard pissing herself as I valiantly tried to cover my blunder.
Could have been much worse though, what if it had been Cu^t_licker. :shock:
Stormwalker

Sorry but im only available privately not on the NHS
Now if its firelizard
Come on in relax i am a doctor rolleyes

31 Mar 2006

Quote by farmersboy
I did a kind of similar thing last night, was perving in the chat room when my father phoned. We started the usual conversations etc and just as I was trying to explain that I would need a sick note from the Doctor soon, I noticed Farmersboy entering the same room as meâ€¦
Me to my dad â€œIâ€™ll need to get a Farmersboy from the â€¦Doctor soonâ€ :doh:
Firelizard pissing herself as I valiantly tried to cover my blunder.
Could have been much worse though, what if it had been Cu^t_licker. :shock:
Stormwalker

Sorry but im only available privately not on the NHS
Now if its firelizard
Come on in relax i am a doctor rolleyes

Doctor in what ??? Like me, beer testing... lol

1 Apr 2006

Someone from work asked me for my msn address last night and I almost said sassyseren rather than my 'normal' nick redface

Is there no hope for me?? :doh:

1 Apr 2006

Quote by Phoenix
I did a kind of similar thing last night, was perving in the chat room when my father phoned. We started the usual conversations etc and just as I was trying to explain that I would need a sick note from the Doctor soon, I noticed Farmersboy entering the same room as meâ€¦
Me to my dad â€œIâ€™ll need to get a Farmersboy from the â€¦Doctor soonâ€ :doh:
Firelizard pissing herself as I valiantly tried to cover my blunder.
Could have been much worse though, what if it had been Cu^t_licker. :shock:
Stormwalker

Sorry but im only available privately not on the NHS
Now if its firelizard
Come on in relax i am a doctor rolleyes

Doctor in what ??? Like me, beer testing... lol

OK OK i can take thehint i know its my round