Dave_Notts
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Did you ever say something and then when somebody changed ..
ops: 
Well slightly different but made me want to shrink away and cut my tongue out and my fingers off .......
In the chatroom yesterday I had men say "Hello Corrie how are you" I am always polite back and say "Fine thanks how are you"
Anyway I must have had a moment of getting bored with being polite
so when the next guy said hello it went like this:
"hello Corrie you ok?"
"Hello ****** I am fine how are you"
"and hows your mum"
note I was then going to go on to ask about every relative I could think off
"why do you ask Corrie?" he says
"I was just being polite ***" laugh laugh you get the picture.....
"she died in 2001 Corrie"
SILENCE ..........................
I was sitting here cringing and thinking you stupid stupid woman.........
I broke the ice and apologised and he was fine. Then the pee was taken out of me for the next few minutes and I did deserve it....
"Hows your dog?"
"he died last week"
"How is the weather where you are?"
"I lost my house in a storm last week"
Sometimes I really have no tact and should just keep my mouth shut :gagged:
Ah well I am sure my humility will last a little while :lol: :lol: :lol:
In the chatroom yesterday I had men say "Hello Corrie how are you" I am always polite back and say "Fine thanks how are you"
Anyway I must have had a moment of getting bored with being polite
so when the next guy said hello it went like this:"hello Corrie you ok?"
"Hello ****** I am fine how are you"
"and hows your mum"
note I was then going to go on to ask about every relative I could think off
"why do you ask Corrie?" he says
"I was just being polite ***" laugh laugh you get the picture.....
"she died in 2001 Corrie"
SILENCE ..........................
I was sitting here cringing and thinking you stupid stupid woman.........
I broke the ice and apologised and he was fine. Then the pee was taken out of me for the next few minutes and I did deserve it....
"Hows your dog?"
"he died last week"
"How is the weather where you are?"
"I lost my house in a storm last week"
Sometimes I really have no tact and should just keep my mouth shut :gagged:
Ah well I am sure my humility will last a little while
:lol: :lol: :lol: Ah Corrie, I have a similar tale of woe. Years & years ago, I was on the phone as a precursor to a meet with two gay* guys. The phone convo was a tad awkward, and I asked what it was like where they lived (about 30 miles away) He replied "really nice, we're by the sea, and there are lots of pigs & other animals"
Me "ooh, I really like pigs" He is really enthused by this, and then I chip in "Especially thinly sliced on fresh white bread with apple sauce"
Conversation continues, more awkward than before. Five minutes later, I say "So, what is it you guys do then?"
Him "We run a farm rescuing pigs from slaughter."
Bollox.
Me "ooh, I really like pigs" He is really enthused by this, and then I chip in "Especially thinly sliced on fresh white bread with apple sauce"
Conversation continues, more awkward than before. Five minutes later, I say "So, what is it you guys do then?"
Him "We run a farm rescuing pigs from slaughter."
Bollox.
Quote by flower411
Yes I told someone to sod off the other day joking about in the chat room after spending a nice evening with them having a laugh and they did.
I didn't get the chance to say thanks.
Flower you are always weird.
Aww minx !! :lol:
I`d already told you that I was about to leave and when you told me to sod off it was the prime opportunity !!!
I went to bed smiling at the thought of the look on your face !! :grin:
I said he will be back to say good night, You sod :kick: :lol:
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Quote by Witchy
Ah Corrie, I have a similar tale of woe. Years & years ago, I was on the phone as a precursor to a meet with two gay* guys. The phone convo was a tad awkward, and I asked what it was like where they lived (about 30 miles away) He replied "really nice, we're by the sea, and there are lots of pigs & other animals"
Me "ooh, I really like pigs" He is really enthused by this, and then I chip in "Especially thinly sliced on fresh white bread with apple sauce"
Conversation continues, more awkward than before. Five minutes later, I say "So, what is it you guys do then?"
Him "We run a farm rescuing pigs from slaughter."
Bollox.
Kathryn Tate moment Witchy
I have done the obvious thing of saying of saying in the company of some people who looked miserable - "Christ has someone died or something" when ......you can guess the rest.
On a further sort of similar note we were at my grandfather in laws funeral when my son aged 4 asked where my granfather in law was and on being told "In the coffin on the table now hush for a while we'll talk about it later" says "Can I see him" Not easy moments for a parent. Odd thing is I know my grandfather in law would of chuckled. Kids eh.
Quote by Kaznkev
my life is full of saying/typing/doing the wrong thing then apologising,but one example lost reminded me of was..........
Age around 11 ,my grandad died, i went shopping for the wake with mum and auntie,this was a gd catholic wake so the trolley was full of food and alchol,and the second trolley just had beer,
Checkout girl looks at us and says "ohh you having a party can i come?"
mum and auntie look at each embarrassed, i pipe up."yes ,my grandaddies died and we gonna have a big party to celebrate,my daddy says the vultures willl enjoy it"
Yeah i only marginally improved over the years!
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