did you know...?

20 Jul 2005

did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability... smile

20 Jul 2005

Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?

20 Jul 2005

Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9

Oh I dunno, I know some people who struggle to spend that long out of bed. biggrin

20 Jul 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
lol, well not being the fussy kind of guy, i will take whatever i can get........and would hate to think of you old and alone....so fiji ........its a date..!!

20 Jul 2005

Quote by cutepackage
lol, well not being the fussy kind of guy, i will take whatever i can get

Way to make a girl feel special. rolleyes

20 Jul 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
lol, well not being the fussy kind of guy, i will take whatever i can get

Way to make a girl feel special. rolleyes

never was good on the subltety stakes.... redface

20 Jul 2005

Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed,

I wish I did :shock:

20 Jul 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
due to ice's observation, i will rectify my earlier comment......wow, you are fantastic, and i would love to share my bed with you for at least seven years in fiji or a park tent or anywhere...........xxxxxxxxxx better...?

20 Jul 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed,

I wish I did :shock:
i wish you would...... :P

20 Jul 2005

so do I babes so do I ;)

20 Jul 2005

Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
due to ice's observation, i will rectify my earlier comment......wow, you are fantastic, and i would love to share my bed with you for at least seven years in fiji or a park tent or anywhere...........xxxxxxxxxx better...?
And they wonder why I'm jaded? confused

20 Jul 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
so do I babes so do I ;)

well you never know, sometimes wishes can come true........be happy to wave my magic wand in the hope of helping. :inlove:

20 Jul 2005

Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

actually very wrong
262,800 hours divided by 24 hours per day = 10950 days divide by 365 days ( = YEAR )
actually 30 years in bed !!!!!!!!!!!

20 Jul 2005

This is nit picking a bit but you are wrong. In your lifetime you will spend about 30 years in bed.
9 x 365 x 80 = 262800
262800 / 365 = 720
720 / 24 = 30
or look at it this way
100 / 24 x 9 37.5
80 / 100 x 37.5 =30

20 Jul 2005

Quote by SXBOY
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

actually very wrong
262,800 hours divided by 24 hours per day = 10950 days divide by 365 days ( = YEAR )
actually 30 years in bed !!!!!!!!!!!
maths was never my strong point...!! 30 years hey, well i guess i can fit a few more peeps in then....... biggrin

20 Jul 2005

Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

actually very wrong
262,800 hours divided by 24 hours per day = 10950 days divide by 365 days ( = YEAR )
actually 30 years in bed !!!!!!!!!!!
maths was never my strong point...!! 30 years hey, well i guess i can fit a few more peeps in then....... biggrin

you nearly did me out of a lot of bed time mate !!!!!!!! 23 years of it

20 Jul 2005

Quote by shead
This is nit picking a bit but you are wrong. In your lifetime you will spend about 30 years in bed.
9 x 365 x 80 = 262800
262800 / 365 = 720
720 / 24 = 30
or look at it this way
100 / 24 x 9 37.5
80 / 100 x 37.5 =30

thankyou for pointing out my mathamatical incorrectness........i stand duly corrected and proclaim i have no calculator and i guess like most men my brains are in my boxer shorts.

20 Jul 2005

the average man cumms 5 times a week, each time he shoots his load it is about 4 mls
if he lives to eighty that is a bout 83.2 litres of cumm in his life time
enough to have a bath in

20 Jul 2005

Quote by shead
the average man cumms 5 times a week, each time he shoots his load it is about 4 mls
if he lives to eighty that is a bout 83.2 litres of cumm in his life time
enough to have a bath in

i have doubts for your sanity,,bathing in stale wall paper paste

20 Jul 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
Isn't that where Lister wanted a smallholding?

20 Jul 2005

Quote by marmalaid
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...

Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
Isn't that where Lister wanted a smallholding?
Okay, after that "intelligence" thread I'm loathe to ask....
Who is Lister?

20 Jul 2005

Quote by shead
the average man cumms 5 times a week, each time he shoots his load it is about 4 mls
if he lives to eighty that is a bout 83.2 litres of cumm in his life time
enough to have a bath in

If i am still wanking 5 times a week when i am 80... i will be very happy indeed...
(though sensibly speaking, it'll tail off as you get older to maybe once a week, but that would have been made up for when i was , erm, .. younger than i am now... guess it'll all average out..) redface

20 Jul 2005

Here is Listers House