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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to it's
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Great post brilliant, ok i've had a drink and will go to bed dreaming about pigs. 30 mins you say.
:thumbup: :laughabove: 
The head of a pigs penis is a corkscrew shape and fits exactly into a similarly shaped cervix.
Ejaculation takes several minutes but the whole bonding moment can last 10- 20 mins during which time a "plug" of mucus is also ejaculated to block the cervix after withdrawl and partly prevent the semen from escaping but the mucus also helps prevent another males semen from being successful in fertilising her eggs....its a male supremacy thing!!
The whole process can take bloody ages and is a pain in the ass when its your job to stand there and witness the mating to ensure a successful service.
The poor old sow often tires and her little legs give way under his weight. He foams at the mouth and slobbers all over her neck and pulls the most ridiculas faces
The sow will be preggers for 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days and can litter as many as 15 piglets even though she doesnt have that many nipples which might be natures reason for some of the runty piglets dieing off prematurly
Ejaculation takes several minutes but the whole bonding moment can last 10- 20 mins during which time a "plug" of mucus is also ejaculated to block the cervix after withdrawl and partly prevent the semen from escaping but the mucus also helps prevent another males semen from being successful in fertilising her eggs....its a male supremacy thing!!
The whole process can take bloody ages and is a pain in the ass when its your job to stand there and witness the mating to ensure a successful service.
The poor old sow often tires and her little legs give way under his weight. He foams at the mouth and slobbers all over her neck and pulls the most ridiculas faces
The sow will be preggers for 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days and can litter as many as 15 piglets even though she doesnt have that many nipples which might be natures reason for some of the runty piglets dieing off prematurly
