christ what a week.. some good some bad..first the good stuff got a few pms here from girls wishing to exercise my fetish of watching them drinking used cold cooking oil..great so far even better was a lass very fit and blonde pm had a chat over the phone and deciced to meet. meet up had a drink then went back to my place .poured out a pint of oil into a glass and gave her a straw all was going well, had a hard on and started to wank away. but the problem with oil is that its quite filling and she stopped after drinking about half a when it started to go bad we both stopped what we were doing had a chat on the sofa and she suggested that we should go out. i was up for some of that and we finished up in london went to the theate and watched a bad play that cost me 60 pounds per ticket thats right 120 4 the 2 of us then she asked if id take her 4 i know you will be a surprised as me after drinking all that in4 a penny in 4 a pound .and went to a indian restaurant and thats when it really started to go bad first the meal cost me another£100 and it was crap. still iwas sitting in front of a great looking lass so things could be worse. and worse they got i dont know what she ate but she suggested that we should go and play in the ladies . so i agreed followed her in and watched her drop to her kness where she gave me great head the only problem is that she must of had a piece of chilli caught between her her sucking away 4 a few minutes i could fell a burnand had to ask her to stop. yes stop without splashing her face with my man juice i cant belive it either and whats more my man tool was on fire ..had to make my excuse and leave her. got home went straight to the bathroom and took a look at my cock and boy did it look sorry 4 it self . well its on the mend now so if any of you girls still want to play please pm me and ill bring the mouth wash not going through that again
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Quote by varca
Hmmmmmm why do the words 'Once upon a time....' keep creeping into my head?
you actually managed to read it ....
I tried and it really hurt my head....
the thing going thru my head is "holy paragraphs batman!!!" (I know... Grammar Nazi"...
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I've heard of people having problems wanking after chopping chillies! :shock:
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Quote by gagmaster
Christ what a week..
Some good, some bad!
First the good stuff. Got a few pms here from girls wishing to exercise my fetish of watching them drinking used cold cooking oil...
Great so far even better was a lass, very fit and blonde PM had a chat over the phone and decided to meet.
Meet up and had a drink, then went back to my place. Poured out a pint of oil into a glass and gave her a straw all was going well, had a hard on and started to wank away.
But the problem with oil is that its quite filling and she stopped after drinking about half a pint. That's when it started to go bad. We both stopped what we were doing had a chat on the sofa and she suggested that we should go out. I was up for some of that and we finished up in London, went to the theatre and watched a bad play that cost me £60 per ticket. Thats right £120 for the two of us and then she asked if I'd take her for a meal, which I know you will be as surprised as me about after drinking all that oil.
But in for a penny, in for a pound so we went to a Indian restaurant. That's when it really started to go bad. First the meal cost me another £100 and it was crap. Still, I was sitting in front of a great looking lass so things could be worse.
And worse they got! I don't know what she ate but she suggested that we should go and play in the ladies. So I agreed and followed her in then watched her drop to her kness where she gave me great head. The only problem is that she must have had 1a piece of chilli caught between her teeth. After her sucking away for a few minutes I could feel a burning sensation and had to ask her to stop. Yes, stop without splashing her face with my man juice, I can't believe it either! What's more, my man tool was on fire!
I had to make my excuses and leave her. I got home, went straight to the bathroom and took a look at my cock and boy did it look sorry for itself!
Well it's on the mend now so if any of you girls still want to play please PM me and I'll bring the mouth wash not going through that again!
Ouch! :scared:
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Quote by BIoke
I've heard of people having problems wanking after chopping chillies! :shock:
Wise man say "don't play with boyfriend's bottom after chopping chilies (spelling?) at dinner party earlier in evening...." :shock:
Sorry... but funny! 