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THE DILEMMA:
You're driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when You pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she's about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner who you've been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue
reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as
part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and
thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend
because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...................
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
HOWEVER...., The correct answer.................will be revealed after i've done my shopping unless you can work it out in the meantime :giggle:
If I had to pick one then I'd go for
Quote by Sassy-Seren
2. An old friend who once saved your life.

dunno
Can I cheat....
Redpantherman sent me this last week.......
nah, i'll be nice and let it run!
Quote by winchwench
Can I cheat....
Redpantherman sent me this last week.......
nah, i'll be nice and let it run!

:thumbup:
I won't say anything either.... I've seen this about in emails so i know the answer lol
:gagged:
How long will the bus be? dunno
(please don't say "about 25 foot")
i would put the old lady in the car,the old friend would think he did the right thing ,one life saved to save another sort of thing and the perfect partner would see a caring attitude and a good deed being done and would take my phone number with pleasure and a smile :thumbup:
or my other sugggestion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
drag the perfect partner in car and ravish the arse off her :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by karl74
i would put the old lady in the car,the old friend would think he did the right thing ,one life saved to save another sort of thing and the perfect partner would see a caring attitude and a good deed being done and would take my phone number with pleasure and a smile :thumbup:
or my other sugggestion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
drag the perfect partner in car and ravish the arse off her :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

Have seen this before so won't give it away......but I do prefer Karl's suggestion :rascal:
im :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: always open to suggestions hun
I would make wild passionate love to my perfect partner biggrin
The old lady would die of the shock, but go with a smile on her face :D
It would keep my old friend entertained watching us, whilst he waited for the bus.
If he was a great friend, we would even invite him to join us lol
Ok I'm back from shopping so here it is :giggle: I think Karl was the closest :bounce:
The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.
:giggle:
This might get your thread locked, but here goes, cos the answer always makes me giggle like a girl.
Three gorgeous blondes go for the job as barmaid.
As always, the manager sets them an unknown test of honesty/integrity.
Each girl is given a trial shift.
During the shift, the manager drops a £20 note on the floor, unseen.
Gorgeous Blonde 1 picks up the cash, and pockets it, saying nothing.
Gorgeous Blonde 2 picks up the twenty and whispers to the manager "I've just found £20. Let's me and you split it £10 each, and say nothing to the brewery" and gives him a suggestive wink.
Gorgeous Blonde 3 picks up the note, gives it straight to the manager saying she'd found it on the floor.
Which one got the job ?
One with the shortest skirt? wink :thumbup:
Quote by raunchyrabbits
The one with the biggest tits.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:thumbup:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. :giggle:

OK I'm going into pedantic mode here (nothing new there then lol ) but the question states
1. An old lady who looks as if she's about to die.
So she may or may not be dying, she just looks like it. Hey I look like I'm dying the morning after a binge drinking session but I wouldn't want someone to put me out of my misery and if she's in so much misery what the hell is she doing at a bus stop in the middle of a wild and stormy night anyway?
OK I'll get my coat bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren
The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

:giggle:

what and end up getting done for drink driving????
youll end up stood at the bus stop in the shitty weather with people driving past you ....waiting for a bus that never comes.....
Well if this was a jobsworth test, I would say to just drive on would be the best answer because it would show that you are not going to be distracted from your job that you are actually being paid for !
Quote by raunchyrabbits
The one with the biggest tits.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No wonder I can't get any bar work!
H.x
Quote by H-x
The one with the biggest tits.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No wonder I can't get any bar work!
H.x
Can't comment as the only pic in your profile is of a very nice, peachy bum.
Yep - that's a hint lol
*Why am I in such a pervy mood for the last couple of days ?????????
Quote by dambuster
*Why am I in such a pervy mood for the last couple of days ?????????

You're obviously feeling better and getting more and more back to the Dammie we all love and perve after ;)
That and the sun is shining ????
Cx
Quote by dambuster
*Why am I in such a pervy mood for the last couple of days ?????????

spring fever........
it's contageous.
H.x
I will start with number 3; entill you spend sometime with someone you do not know if they are the perfect partner, so discount number 3.
Second number 2; if someone has saved your life they will insist that you save the old lady's life, so discount number 2.
Last number 1; help the old lady, life is irreplaceable.
So it's number one.