Dilemma no 75629565

6 May 2004

Dear all...
I seemed to have slipped into S&M mode - something I am apt to do once in a while, but it's been a long, long time since I seriously played with anyone. However, I now have met a gentleman and all the evidence points to me being trussed up sometime in the near future. This leaves me with a dilemma...
He wants me to bring forth my favouries toys and devices, but the straight fact is I haven't got any... rolleyes

Do I tell him I don't have any bondage toys and I'm skint so can't buy any... or do I get my Blue Peter book out and knock up a leg spreader out of a few bog roll tubes and a bit of sticky back plastic? :shock:
confused

6 May 2004

Ask him to supply, H, or go with him to help him choose :twisted: !
Mal
lol

6 May 2004

Hehe, well you could always make a leg spreader out of a cut-to-size broom handle with acouple of those screw in loops on either end, add a couple of keyring loops on those, topped with a suitably sized chunky dog collar each end.............
OK, I'll quit while im ahead............ smile

6 May 2004

In best Blue Peter tradition H use a couple of Hoover Extensions Some sticky back plastic ( totally unobtainable in any shop ) A household welding kit , an old wet suit , a good imagination and of course
A pair of Vals old Knickers
Hey presto
Have fun lol

6 May 2004

Blue Peter always used to make use of a washing up liquid bottle, and these days they come in all shapes and sizes....

6 May 2004

Seriously though, I think it is better to just tell him the facts to start with. If the truth creates any kind of problem then something isn't right there.

6 May 2004

I agree with AD1956, probably best to be honest really, if he's well into the scene he will have some things you can experiment with anyway. You could always tell him that you like to be blindfolded and then suprised by his toys (just a thought :twisted: )

6 May 2004

Heather come now......just how much does a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold cost these days???
or am i being seriously unimaginative????? works for me! lol

neil x x x x

6 May 2004

Heather -
1xpair handcuffs the gadget shop
2x leather belts - from your wardrobe
1xpair rubber gloves free from home
1xblindfold - free on any long distance flight
1xcucumber pence Tesco
:idea: on second thoughts.....go with what bluexx suggests and tell him you like to blinfolded and suprised?

6 May 2004

On the same theme as lukewarm, why spend 15-20 quid on a set of nipple clamps, when you can pop down to your local woolworths and buy a pack of clothpegs for 50p surprised

uch:

6 May 2004

Quote by lukewarm
1xcucumber pence Tesco

Actually, according to , a whole cucumber will set you back ! Maybe time to take out that second mortgage, Heather... wink

6 May 2004

heather if all else fails you can borrow my bag of goodies..... ::
smackbottom

soph n nige
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sing 3 is the magic number

6 May 2004

Quote by lukewarm
1xblindfold - free on any long distance flight

1 x long distance flight, Â£250...

6 May 2004

Actually, according to , a whole cucumber will set you back ! Maybe time to take out that second mortgage, Heather...

Sorry roger743 you can tell you does the shopping in my household smile

1 x long distance flight, Â£250

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I have plenty that heather could borrow and I could even stretch to a % pence cucumber lol

Good luck heather give us an update when you have decided what to do

6 May 2004

Hi Heather,
I trawled this up for you wink

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-85854.html

6 May 2004

Quote by Lucifer
Hi Heather,
I trawled this up for you http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-85854.html

Is it me or does the two rabbits, cricket bat and double ender look like a smiley face?
I am sure this man will be more than happy to use his own selection of toys and equipment with you. Just say you don't have a favourite so you didn't bring any.

6 May 2004

half of the fun is choosing them, so get him to take you out and he can buy you some.
tell him WBB said while you are shopping, you may as well have some new undies, clothes, perfume.... etc etc aswell.
wink

6 May 2004

Quote by mal609
Ask him to supply, H, or go with him to help him choose :twisted: !
Mal

I'd go with this one. It's always fun spending someone elses money. biggrin

Or tell him you've used a chemical restraint and just lie there wink

:P :lol:

6 May 2004

Heather...
Tell him you fancy my kink...it will either tell you he NEVER wants to ask again, or has serious issues...?
It involves thigh length waders full of pink custard, a dayglo yellow raincoat, so'wester and welding gloves.......
Eeeeybygum I feel a tizzy coming on even now...!
Just tell him it aint your scene hun....Not everyone has wonderful ideas...?

6 May 2004

It involves thigh length waders full of pink custard, a dayglo yellow raincoat, so'wester and welding gloves

Have you seen a doctor recently, Rocky...? :shock:
Actually, when I confessed to him that I'd lost my nipple clamps, he simply got out the clothes pegs (as previously suggested by Becky)... but have you ANY idea just how hard it was not to laugh at the wrong moment? redface

ops: There was I on all fours being buggered senseless and all I could see was these clothes pegs flopping up and down! :oops: :oops:
But the pegs ARE effective! :twisted:
I shall suggest that it would be a romantic thing to make our own toys... After all, a broomstick handle can't be that expensive and I've got an old leather handbag I could chop up... Plan?
Hxx

6 May 2004

Quote by Heather
Dear all...
Do I tell him I don't have any bondage toys and I'm skint so can't buy any... or do I get my Blue Peter book out and knock up a leg spreader out of a few bog roll tubes and a bit of sticky back plastic? :shock:

if you can find them?..if you need help?..Call in the piow piow!!!
Oh well ive got some handuffs heather!... real ones too!... But ill be needing them babies..
Magik

7 May 2004

Eh you can have our Cat o' Nine Tails and riding crop - bloody creased me last time she used them :!: :!:

7 May 2004

Hehe well done Heather!!
I couldnt've kept a straight face if my man bought out the peg bag lol biggrin

Fair play to you hun!!
PJ xx