Hellooooo all and a top of the afternoon to you I was just having a dirty moment (as you do :O) and thought Id ask what was your dirty thought for the day is or was?? Well mines was a beautiful woman straddled across my face with my tongue deep inside What about you lot?? Come on tell all
just came in from my daily run...Stupid gang of boys made me run thru a mud puddle, wouldn't get out of my way...My dirty thought was pushing them face first into it.
Quote by littlemee I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe. I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!!
Quote by miniskirt I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe. I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!!
short skirts, hold up stockings, 4in court shoes I agree
My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings... Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours.... then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless.... of course, this is just my dirty thought, the reality is when in this situation, I just talk my gob off so much that the poor bloke would be lucky to get a word in edgeways... let alone anything else.... right, off to eat my smoked salmon and blinis...
Quote by Maia My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings... Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours.... then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....
Quote by littlemee I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe. I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!!
What did I say? Was I right or was I right?!!! Thankfully, I was right!!!
Hmmm can't remember what my dirty thoughts are, they change every 6 seconds! Taking a girl out for a meal - wine 'n' dine in a posh restaurant then having a "oo i just dropped my knife, could you pick it up dear" moment... Just gotta make sure the table doesn't wobble too much! ;) Umm onto my next thought....
Quote by bouncyx Getting all 3 of my boys muddy school uniforms cleaned for tomorrow :cry:
I was on the same track as you Bouncy, dirty clothes and all, the I spied your Avatar, and the Bold went out of the window, the dirty clothes followed. I'm now having completely different dirty thoughts. John
Quote by Maia My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings... Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours.... then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless.... of course, this is just my dirty thought, the reality is when in this situation, I just talk my gob off so much that the poor bloke would be lucky to get a word in edgeways... let alone anything else.... right, off to eat my smoked salmon and blinis...
What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after? Perchance he meant neither your verbal or culinary skills. Just a wild guess on my behalf though!!!
What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after? Perchance he meant neither your verbal or culinary skills. Just a wild guess on my behalf though!!! culinary?? oh hang on, i was thinking of something else ;)