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Dirty thoughts for the day

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Warming the Bed
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Hellooooo all and a top of the afternoon to you
I was just having a dirty moment (as you do :O) and thought Id ask what was your dirty thought for the day is or was??
Well mines was a beautiful woman straddled across my face with my tongue deep inside
What about you lot??
Come on tell all
wink blast
Sexlightened
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Getting all 3 of my boys muddy school uniforms cleaned for tomorrow :cry:
Orgasminator
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I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!! redface
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Just washed the final Dirty Football Kit for the season
no more games untill mid of september
great
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:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Yes sort of what I was thinking, rain and mud and the washing pile! My dirty thoughts for today! lol
Warming the Bed
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bouncyx are they realy dirty lol...... kids love em but cant eat a whole one lol biggrin
Orgasminator
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just came in from my daily run...Stupid gang of boys made me run thru a mud puddle, wouldn't get out of my way...My dirty thought was pushing them face first into it.
Warming the Bed
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hehehehe...think Im thinking the wrong thoughts lol
Sexlightened
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And mine would give you indigestion tigertoe lol
Warming the Bed
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ockysweeties you should of got them all told.....then shoved one of there faces in the mud.....could you just see there faces now lol
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Quote by bouncyx
And mine would give you indigestion tigertoe lol

dont they always...mine dose lol
Sexlightened
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Another dirty thought, i'm off to work now sad
Warming the Bed
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Quote by littlemee
I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!! redface

short skirts, hold up stockings, 4in court shoes lol
Warming the Bed
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Quote by miniskirt
I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!! redface

short skirts, hold up stockings, 4in court shoes lol
I agree cool
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My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings...
Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours....
then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....
of course, this is just my dirty thought, the reality is when in this situation, I just talk my gob off so much that the poor bloke would be lucky to get a word in edgeways... let alone anything else....
right, off to eat my smoked salmon and blinis...
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Quote by Maia
My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings...
Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours....
then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....

Quote by littlemee
I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!! redface

What did I say? Was I right or was I right?!!!
Thankfully, I was right!!!
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Hmmm can't remember what my dirty thoughts are, they change every 6 seconds! biggrin
Taking a girl out for a meal - wine 'n' dine in a posh restaurant then having a "oo i just dropped my knife, could you pick it up dear" moment... Just gotta make sure the table doesn't wobble too much! ;)
Umm onto my next thought....
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Quote by bouncyx
Getting all 3 of my boys muddy school uniforms cleaned for tomorrow :cry:

I was on the same track as you Bouncy, dirty clothes and all, the I spied your Avatar, and the Bold went out of the window, the dirty clothes followed. I'm now having completely different dirty thoughts.
John
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Quote by Maia
My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings...
Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours....
then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....
of course, this is just my dirty thought, the reality is when in this situation, I just talk my gob off so much that the poor bloke would be lucky to get a word in edgeways... let alone anything else....
right, off to eat my smoked salmon and blinis...

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hump hehehehe
Sexlightened
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I cant think of any dirty thought that my avatar might inspire :angel:
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Quote by tigertoe
thats sounds great...lead the way....... hump hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?
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Quote by bouncyx
I cant think of any dirty thought that my avatar might inspire :angel:

It worked for me.
John
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Orgasminator
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Quote by Maia

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hump hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?
Perchance he meant neither your verbal or culinary skills. Just a wild guess on my behalf though!!!
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Quote by littlemee

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hump hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?
Perchance he meant neither your verbal or culinary skills. Just a wild guess on my behalf though!!!
culinary?? oh hang on, i was thinking of something else ;)
Sexlightened
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linguistic capabilities?
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Quote by bouncyx
linguistic capabilities?

Bouncyx, after looking at your avatar, no amount of grammar textbook would save me... rrrrrrrr biggrin
Warming the Bed
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Quote by Maia

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hump hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?
Now that would be telling cool